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Huggles · 07-20-2024, 06:23 AM

Okay I forget which of his movies it was, but there is at least one good Seagal action flick I used to love. I can't remember which one it was, but there are a few scenes where he just goes around beating the fucking shit out of dozens of people in the most improvised ways, the movie is like 1/2 full of fight scenes and cheesy lines but it was soooooooo good.

CurrentlySober · 07-20-2024, 12:29 PM

I actually named my first born Son after a line from the seminal Steven Seagal movie - 'Marked For Death' - Fact

crockett · 07-20-2024, 01:37 PM

My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

Major Tom Thanks Duke · 07-20-2024, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

I didn’t expect that die that fast

PornoStar69 · 07-20-2024, 05:08 PM

Steven is a FRAUD.

JesseQuinn · 07-20-2024, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

My favorite Steven Seagull movie was the one he fell out of the plane and died in the first 15 mins.

not the first time I've heard this, still baffled as to what Lady Saw was thinking. seriously, it's what AI would make if it hated music. oh Marion

had to flush that track out of my head

adultinnovation · 07-21-2024, 07:38 AM

[Verse 1: Steven Seagal]
When the girls start to strut
You could look at their butt
You shouldn't do that
The gyal dress is just as pretty
Not just there to cover her kitty

Huggles · 07-21-2024, 03:08 PM

Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

CaptainHowdy · 07-21-2024, 05:40 PM

Fuck the world I will deny it . . .

Major Tom Thanks Duke · 07-21-2024, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

You know why he did bobby loupo?

Huggles · 07-21-2024, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

You know why he did bobby loupo?

I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

Major Tom Thanks Duke · 07-21-2024, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

Lol ya KANG could pull it off. ‘Cuz he was kang and sheeit

King Mark · 07-22-2024, 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

I wish KANG could do a remix track about someone getting their ass kicked, using Seagal quotes as part of the song

Would be sick!

I might do one 🤔

Steven Seagal was like Van Damm, Bruce Leroy, Arnold Schwarzenegger, etc for my childhood. They all had me woopin kids asses trying to emulate them.

I don't care what anybody says, Steven's first 4 movies are classics. Under Siege didn't have that same vibe and I haven't watched any of his shit after.

adultinnovation · 07-22-2024, 11:25 AM

you can't compare seagal to van damme

notime · 07-22-2024, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggles

Now when you look back at it, some of these movie scenes were so sadistic haha!

When one could possibly be re-living such sadistic 'scenes' from the past, the supposed universe would haha here and there for sure

Huggles · 07-22-2024, 04:16 PM

Maybe the movies were good because he was really enjoying being a sadistic fucker on camera?!

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Huggles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 8,886	Okay I forget which of his movies it was, but there is at least one good Seagal action flick I used to love. I can't remember which one it was, but there are a few scenes where he just goes around beating the fucking shit out of dozens of people in the most improvised ways, the movie is like 1/2 full of fight scenes and cheesy lines but it was soooooooo good. __________________ I make my money from people jerking off

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Huggles Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 8,886	Maybe the movies were good because he was really enjoying being a sadistic fucker on camera?! __________________ I make my money from people jerking off