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|  09-28-2024, 07:50 PM | #1 | 
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				Writing a resume for the first time in 27 years
			 Starting as a web designer and evolving into a full stack developer, I now manage multiple projects as a seasoned project manager. With 27 years of experience, I bring a rare combination of technical development expertise, creative design skills, and leadership. I ensure projects not only look great and work flawlessly but are also delivered on time. cant help but think that "27 years' wont be taken as it should be. Unfortunatley the company I work for is collapsing .. 
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|  09-28-2024, 10:40 PM | #2 | |
| feeding the wolves Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica 
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 something that indicates you have long term experience but aren't stuck in the late 90's provide refs (which can be available on request) in your work history timeline, to demonstrate your adaptation to new challenges/skills attained over all that time most adult co's have pretty non-adult biz names. they don't need to say you made porn sites or whatever if you're seeking work in mainstream. that's not relevant, rather it's just about what skills you bring to the table. use your time in your field(s) to prove to prospective employers that you are skilled and can adapt as the net changes good luck 
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|  09-29-2024, 12:10 AM | #3 | 
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				 | I think imma need it..  for 10 years ive been in charge of hiring developers at the company I work for and I would not hire me in an interview situation lmao ... so I may have a hard go here. I may be unhirable, in my current state haha jaded. 
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|  09-29-2024, 12:34 AM | #4 | |
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 I don't mention the adult years, which ... if you know my history is pretty fucking ironic. I don't mention building some of the biggest sites on earth lol The adult years don't exist in my career path, even tho it was nearly 15 years on top of the heap in what was , at the time, the most competitive online market.. My coworkers have some idea that I used to do "something" in porn.. but no specifics  
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|  09-29-2024, 02:55 AM | #5 | 
| Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role:  Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom 
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				 | This *might* be of interest to you... Extrapolate the info & replace 'youtube' with 'porn' & like I say, it might be of some use - Especially the way he approaches the CV itself    | 
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|  09-29-2024, 05:12 AM | #6 | |
| Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role:  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Canada 
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 Good luck on your job hunt! Hopefully somebody is smart enough to scoop you up. I remember the killer designs you made for me way back when I first started. I’m confident your other tech skills are top tier as well. Remain confident in your abilities! 
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|  09-29-2024, 06:09 AM | #7 | 
| Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: .......in a niche, in orbit...... 
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				 | Don't put dates, just the experience, in this order: project manager: stuff you did, name brands full stack dev: stuff you did, name brands web design: stuff you did, name brands personal stuff...favorite food, pronouns, etc. references on request. 
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|  09-29-2024, 07:44 AM | #8 | |
| 👏 REVOLUTIONARY 👏 Industry Role:  Join Date: Oct 2012 
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 I'm also unemployable, so I guess being vocal about that won't hurt me. 
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|  09-29-2024, 09:24 AM | #9 | 
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				 | Early years: "Nobody makes H2 tags better ..." Love,  Good luck. Doubt you'll need it. | 
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|  09-29-2024, 10:39 AM | #10 | 
| SEO Connoisseur Industry Role:  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario 
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				 | I don't find that stating the amount of experience you have hurts in any way.  I've been in the industry for over 32 years.  I'm proud of that - those looking at me do not see it as a negative but rather that you've learned - grown and experienced enough to know when there is a problem you've likely faced it and have solutions.  If not you sure know where and how to find them. If anyone sees that as a negative then why would they hire newbies - to me - they dont want to spend money on expertise 
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|  09-29-2024, 12:30 PM | #11 | 
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				 | We like resumes. Feel free to email them to me. Brad 
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|  09-29-2024, 01:57 PM | #14 | 
| All Your Design Needs | Sorry to hear about the company you're with. You're super talented, and I'm sure you'll have no problem being an asset to someone's business   
				__________________  Website Design - Consulting - Development sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work | 
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|  09-29-2024, 02:32 PM | #15 | |
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|  09-29-2024, 02:33 PM | #16 | 
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				 |   I want to like this post. Can I like this post?     +1 
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|  09-29-2024, 05:03 PM | #17 | |
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 I am confident in my skill set, its wide, and rare to have someone that can develop full stack, also design. What makes me unsure, is that when I look in the mirror, I see an old man I was just a young buck for my last resume. 
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|  09-29-2024, 05:17 PM | #18 | |
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 I get shit for him all the time, its crazy. Google took my machinegunkelly URL away, but I still have the email address 
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|  09-29-2024, 05:41 PM | #19 | |
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 He's probably only tryin' to outlive ya, so he can do a sit-in at your funeral. | |
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