Just got arrested

[Huggles]

Hey GFY!

Before 2025 celebrations start, let's have a fun thread that embraces just how whacky 2024 was in review.

Let's play pretend here, imagine if you were on a long bender of alcohol and drugs, and you had so many amazing ups and downs and yet, 2024 showed you, that you really do have people on your team. Now, January 2nd, pretend for a moment you had a huge bill coming out, and you didn't have the money. ($84 Canadian) and so you're considering selling a piece of furniture in excellent shape, with a specialty use. In this case, my designer Nood brand ball chair:



Now, using all of your wit and guile, how would you sell a chair that, the original, is a highly valued, pretentious piece of art:



Now, here's the deal, if you have ever owned a ball chair, you know the acoustics when you sit cross-legged in a ball chair are amazing. Listening to music in a ball chair while sitting directly in the middle makes the music drill right into your ears, like you're plugged into the music on one level deeper with the notes flowing directly into your skull because of the shape of the chair amplifying the focus point of the soundwaves. It's fucking sick!



A ball chair isn’t just furniture, it’s a hipster’s rebellion against the noise outside. A pod where sound isn’t just heard but soaked in, lived. Inside, you’re weightless, cushioned, cradled in something that feels half like memory, half like a dream. A womb you can’t quite place, but somehow you know it. Music doesn’t meet you at the ears, it slides under your skin, settles in your blood, whispers in your bones. You sit there, drunk on the sphere, or maybe on something stronger, the padded aluminum shell holding the world at bay. If you’re looking for a refuge, a sanctuary, perhaps a soft corner of the universe to crawl into, this is it. A quiet ticket to a place where sound isn’t noise, and time loses its grip, flowing backward, forward, and nowhere at all.



I wonder if there is an affiliate program to sell ball chairs, they're actually really nice to own.

I'm thinking of selling mine for $300 Canadian, just enough to get my 1999 Dodge Stratus hooked up with a new coil and wires maybe alternator, power steering pump, water pump, timing belt, rear brakes, radiator, gas gauge, a few doobies a 12 pack of pilsner and tail lights maybe one or two other things and a full tank of gas to get driving for Uber Eats so I can put that money into BitCoin in 2025. Maybe someday, I can be a bitcoin thousandaire. Someday.

Seriously though, I hope I can get like $300 bucks for my ball chair. Not sure if enough people have taste in the immediate backwoods redneck area I live in. Very non-bohemian!

[CyberHustler]

https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/

[JesseQuinn]

not reading a whole bunch of stuff about furniture and subtle ebegging

my driver (use his services sparingly, also a good friend) that spent xmas with us got arrested on Dec 23rd picking up my mom at the airport

my aunt and uncle came the next day

basically, we got there early, found out from my aunt like 20 mins away from Mobay that her plane delayed by 4 hrs so we had some time to kill

and we needed to pee

pulled into a small lot that had other cars and two big ad billboards but nary a 'no parking' sign

cops came out in force about 10 mins lata, on everyone

not to issue tickets, for shakedowns (pay me to not give you a ticket for parking in a small lot with zero signage)

my friend refused, and he got arrested. was begging the officer who cuffed him to just let me pay whatever cuz there to pick up an old woman after a long trip

youngest cop clearly had a hard on for it so to no avail

they wanted to tow the car. I got in the car and locked the doors. I look like a tourist, so used that priv. was honest that I did not have a JA driver's licence to drive it elsewhere. was not leaving the car

once the nicest cop cleared with felon who parked under a tree that he trusted me with the car they carted him off in handcuffs. called my cop dude for assistance, smoked cigs and had a brief nap

mean cop kept circling, glaring through the windshield. didn't care, wasn't going anywhere. dude was out about 90 mins later with bail to show up for court date, he's already paid his fine (I paid it, happily, just needs to show face)

so yeah, don't park under a tree in JA but have luck with the furniture. maybe, one grand fine day, you'll get your ish together to be there for others for a change

reciprocity a beautiful word

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

reciprocity a beautiful word

Your beauty is arresting, Jesse.

The chair sucks.

[Retiree]

Jail would be good for you. You should consider spending time there for 1 year or so.

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Jail would be good for you. You should consider spending time there for 1 year or so.

. . .

It looks like a gaping asshole, perhaps CS might interested . . .

[Killswitch]

bro get a fucking job

[CurrentlySober]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

. . .

It looks like a gaping asshole, perhaps CS might interested . . .

cunt a4d it...

[Publisher Bucks]

#MentalHealth

[randomuser33]

Originally Posted by Huggles

I'm thinking of selling mine for $300 Canadian, just enough to get my 1999 Dodge Stratus hooked up with a new coil and wires maybe alternator, power steering pump, water pump, timing belt, rear brakes, radiator, gas gauge, a few doobies a 12 pack of pilsner and tail lights

[Huggles]

I'm going to try my best to get my life in order, my car fixed up, and then drive to New Orleans and meet up with GFY'ers on the way and promote shit together somehow. I should use my big personality and shameless mentality to promote some shit to make fat money again.

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by Huggles

meet up with GFY'ers on the way and promote shit together somehow.

Skip that part. Fight the inner demons telling you to procrastinate on your kid and just go to your kid.

Don't even stop to use the bathroom. Just put a diaper on and go!

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Skip that part. Fight the inner demons telling you to procrastinate on your kid and just go to your kid.

Don't even stop to use the bathroom. Just put a diaper on and go!

I'm $100 short on my insurance bill on January 2nd, when it bounces, I'll lose $45 on the first NSF fee and $45 on the second one, I have two cars and a bunch of stuff to sell but I'm banned on Facebook until the 11th so it is going to be a ROUGH first 2 weeks of 2025 since I'm also out of food!

[directfiesta]

Thought it was a liter-robot ! My cat would have bought it !

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by Huggles

I have two cars and a bunch of stuff to sell but I'm banned on Facebook until the 11th so it is going to be a ROUGH first 2 weeks of 2025 since I'm also out of food!

You don't need Facebook to sell anything. The world traded before Facebook, will trade after it.

You're old enough to know better. You live right by the highway you say, put some for sale signs on them bitches and stop procrastinating.

You ever tried shrooms?

[Tasty1]

All i have fits in a suitcase.

Just sell the shit and relocate to Mexico.
Rent a studio for 250 / 350 usd a month all in.
And start building.

Or Thailand if you have money for a ticket.
Brazil is to tough for you.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

You ever tried shrooms?

Ever TRIED shrooms?!?!?!

Buddy... I wrote an entire novella while high on mushrooms for 15 hours once about how everything in reality can be accurately described as a food, a tool, or both. It was epic. One of our crew ran down the street and jumped on cars until he was arrested after trying to eat our tripsitter's goldfish. DMT, now that's a real trip, DAMN!!!

Not really into drugs anymore other than sativa weed and some booze.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by Tasty1

All i have fits in a suitcase.

I am working on getting there!

Although I do like owning a car for the freedom of being able to grab your shit, jump in your ride, and go almost anywhere...

[Farang]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Jail would be good for you. You should consider spending time there for 1 year or so.

yep, I did suggest that in one of his earlier threads.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by Farang

yep, I did suggest that in one of his earlier threads.

Imagine the sick jail tats I could get...

[SaveFiles]

Wait,

I'm new here. I'm confused why the title of this thread is "Just got arrested". Is that clickbait, cause I totally fell for it haha

[Killswitch]

Originally Posted by Huggles

I'm $100 short on my insurance bill on January 2nd, when it bounces, I'll lose $45 on the first NSF fee and $45 on the second one, I have two cars and a bunch of stuff to sell but I'm banned on Facebook until the 11th so it is going to be a ROUGH first 2 weeks of 2025 since I'm also out of food!

More excuses.

i cAn't sElL My sTuFf bEcAuSe i'm bAnNeD On fAcEbOoK BeCaUsE I CaN'T StOp rAnTiNg aBoUt cOvId 19 5 YeArS LaTeR

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by Killswitch

More excuses.

i cAn't sElL My sTuFf bEcAuSe i'm bAnNeD On fAcEbOoK BeCaUsE I CaN'T StOp rAnTiNg aBoUt cOvId 19 5 YeArS LaTeR

Facebook Marketplace is, BY FAR, the easiest place to sell stuff. It is ridiculously easy to sell shit there. Craigslist is much harder now, Kijiji is barely used, and Ebay is for specialty stuff.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Imagine the sick jail tats I could get...

Don't get your hopes up...jail in Canada is like summer camp.

[Huggles]

Originally Posted by Retiree

Don't get your hopes up...jail in Canada is like summer camp.

I have a friend who did a month in the Kamloops Regional Correction Centre for being caught multiple times driving on a suspended driver's license like a fucking idiot, and he said it was like 95% non-whites, mostly east Indians for drug sales and Indigenous men for beating their women. He said the food was paste, there were bugs everywhere, the place was falling apart, and stabbings and assaults happened daily. He paid off his Injun' cellmate with commissary for protection.

[Retiree]

Originally Posted by Huggles

I have a friend who did a month in the Kamloops Regional Correction Centre for being caught multiple times driving on a suspended driver's license like a fucking idiot, and he said it was like 95% non-whites, mostly east Indians for drug sales and Indigenous men for beating their women. He said the food was paste, there were bugs everywhere, the place was falling apart, and stabbings and assaults happened daily. He paid off his Injun' cellmate with commissary for protection.

Sounds like a jail in Latin America, Trudeau has done a lot of work, I see.

[Killswitch]

Originally Posted by Huggles

Facebook Marketplace is, BY FAR, the easiest place to sell stuff. It is ridiculously easy to sell shit there. Craigslist is much harder now, Kijiji is barely used, and Ebay is for specialty stuff.

What did you post 2 weeks ago that got you a 30 day timeout?