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Old 11-28-2025, 08:36 PM   #1
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Vladomyr Snowlensky

The world’s most dedicated consumer of Colombian confidence powder.”

This dude does so much white dust:

He sneezes and causes blizzards.

His credit card lives permanently on the table.

Cartels send him Christmas bonuses.

Airbnb charges him a “snow removal fee.”

His nostrils have TSA PreCheck.
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Old 11-29-2025, 06:07 AM   #2
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this went right over my head...
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Old 11-29-2025, 11:43 AM   #3
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You can't even spell the Ukrainian version of the name... dumb fuck.

Cry more about CPM's, haha!
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Old 11-29-2025, 12:07 PM   #4
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this went right over my head...
Cocaine flew out of his nose while he was doing a Zoom interview recently. I nice size chunk that you get when you don't chop it up finely enough for your nasal passages to suck it up.
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Old 11-29-2025, 12:22 PM   #5
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Cocaine flew out of his nose while he was doing a Zoom interview recently. I nice size chunk that you get when you don't chop it up finely enough for your nasal passages to suck it up.
Back in the days, one of the best feelings in the world was that shit dripping down the back of my... Pause, nevermind.

Fentanyl fucked a lot of things up.
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Old 11-29-2025, 01:00 PM   #6
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Cocaine flew out of his nose while he was doing a Zoom interview recently. I nice size chunk that you get when you don't chop it up finely enough for your nasal passages to suck it up.
ahh right, so it's about the Ukrainian president then. that has crossed my mind but even his first name is misspelled in the thread title.

there must be a video of that somewhere, an article maybe?
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Old 11-29-2025, 01:09 PM   #7
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https://chatgpt.com/share/692b5266-e...a-19c31dfb9f2c

well, sounds like fake news to me...

PS. yes, i did also misspell his first name not nearly as badly as in this threads title though.
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You guys are True Losers.
There is One Force fighting for a Free World and a world order based on rules. Critizing the epitome of Western Free World artifact is nothing but shameful. Very shameful, indeed.
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Who would have thought the sex Theodosius I had 1600+ years ago would create a sibling rivalry that still persists via war today?

Shit's literally genetic with these people.
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Old 11-29-2025, 03:32 PM   #10
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Wrong section of the bored . . .
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Old 11-29-2025, 03:42 PM   #11
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Who would have thought the sex Theodosius I had 1600+ years ago would create a sibling rivalry that still persists via war today?

Shit's literally genetic with these people.
Ukrainians are basically Russians (and vice versa) so this war is never, ever going to end because neither of those stubborn fucks will end it. They will argue, fight and be at war for decades to come - a perfect little low-conflict spot for the Military Industrial Complex to make their obscene profits while people die.

But hey Ukraine and Russia: send me your hot women! I will film them desperately sucking my little dickie for rubles.
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Old 11-29-2025, 04:18 PM   #12
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Ukrainians are basically Russians (and vice versa)
I wonder if this is the logic we'll use come Candada's 51st state time...
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I wonder if this is the logic we'll use come Candada's 51st state time...
Did you mean Candida? Isn't that a vaginal yeast infection?
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Wrong forum, fuck off to the nutjob section
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Ukrainians are basically Russians (and vice versa) so this war is never, ever going to end because neither of those stubborn fucks will end it. They will argue, fight and be at war for decades to come - a perfect little low-conflict spot for the Military Industrial Complex to make their obscene profits while people die.

But hey Ukraine and Russia: send me your hot women! I will film them desperately sucking my little dickie for rubles.
what a load of bullshit

thats why these posts don't belong in the main forum - because no one should have to read this uninformed drivel
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Did you mean Candida? Isn't that a vaginal yeast infection?
Lmao... I must have glitched. No excuses.
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Licking Putin balls is a new niche it looks like. Maybe I make a site.
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But hey Ukraine and Russia: send me your hot women! I will film them desperately sucking my little dickie for rubles.
I'm sure Ukrainian women whose boyfriends, husbands and fathers die in a fight for freedom and independence of their country are going crazy to work with a clueless fucktard putting them in the same basket with Russian murderers and rapists.
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