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SEGuru · 07-12-2003, 11:11 PM

Hey peeps,

Just got back from vacation. Was a crazy one indeed.

Anyway, we just launched a new feature at SEGuru.Net and we're excited to get it out!

So, from now thru the end of July...Sign-Up Here for 50% off your first months membership!.

You got it, only $14.98 to check out our massive database of expired domains including over 2100 of them still being indexed in Google.

The new site feature is our HTML Page Analyzer. This program will analyze any URL you give it. Specifically, it looks at the provided URL and emulates a spider and shows you what the spider would see. We also make recommendations on how to improve the page submitted for analysis.

Hope you peeps enjoy and and take advantage of the July Exclusive.

WiredGuy · 07-12-2003, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Just got back from vacation. Was a crazy one indeed.

Honeymoon?
WG

SEGuru · 07-12-2003, 11:39 PM

We actually did not honeymoon, but did Disney with the kids in Florida.
What a Lampoons vacation we had. The mother-in-law was whacked, at the first hotel we stayed at...Brandy and I were physically assualted by a maid from housekeeping. Had to get the police involved in that.

Then at Disney, we're in line at the Animal Kingdon for a river ride and my 5 yr. olds left ear began a slow stream of blood flowing as he had burst his eardrum.

FAR from a honeymoon WG...we're thinking of trying to do that AFTER InterNext.

We'll see, but damn glad to be home after this crazy ass vacation!

SleazyDream · 07-12-2003, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Brandy and I were physically assualted by a maid from housekeeping. Had to get the police involved in that.

ok, NOW you HAVE to spill the FULL details on this.....

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-12-2003, 11:49 PM

Daaaaaaayum Goo !!

That does sound alot like a National Lampoon Vacation

Hope you and Brandy are doing well ... I won't be in FLA ... money is tight (I am moving this weekend ...)

But I will definately have a few (dozen) beer with you in Vegas if I don't see ya before Bro ....

Tell Brandi I say HI

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 12:49 AM

For those that missed it in the wonderful pissing thread...
hehehehehe

The lovely maid story goes a lil sumpin like this:

These maids call and to abbreviate, end up shouting at my 9 yr. old. Upsetting her for sure.

I heard them in the hall and proceeded to question them to find out WHICH one was the rude woman to provide such great customer service.

One of them ends up shouting at me accusing me and my daughter of lying about someone from housecleaning shouting at my daughter. She then gets pissed and in my face shouting she's tired of my shit and my daughters too!

I'm pretty aghast about this, and try to coerce the lady standing near us that was a housekeeping superviser to come with me to the managers office.

No luck and she snubbed me too, and turn around to walk away as the other loud mouthed maid began screaming about us.

I had indeed had enough and bellowed at her: "BITCH, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN PIEHOLE!"

Brandy saw what was up and jumped to insert herself between the maid and myself, and the maid shoved her and hit her with a clipboard.

I then insert myself between the 2 women and dare the woman to touch me! She started screaming at me and calling me a liar again, and I told her to shut her "wage-whacking mouth before I did it for her!" At which point she threw herself at me trying to shove me backwards.

She never saw it coming, but I gave her immediately back what she gave me with 2 open palms on her shoulders and dropped the bitch!

We called the police and it dragged into a 4 hour ordeal with the Highland Beach police.

Friggin crazy. In the long run, they gave us great upgrades at The Marriott up the road in Del Ray for a front row view of the fireworks there for the 4th.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-13-2003, 01:03 AM

Don't fuck wit the GOO, Bitch !!

Carrie · 07-13-2003, 01:47 AM

Egads on the maid situation.
Is your 5yr old okay? Is he going to have a hearing loss? (I always thought busting your eardrum meant that ear was deaf from that point on.)
Okay, it's the mommy coming out in me. I've got a 5yr old too so I'm immediately focused on the poor little guy. ;)

SYNIKAL · 07-13-2003, 02:03 AM

Back On Topic...

What is wrong with Deleted Domains ???

They Dont Charge.....

Nore Does WhoIs

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 08:57 AM

Hey Carrie,

Yeah, Zach is just fine with his eardrum. This happens with kids from time to time. It tends to be VERY painful when it bursts, however...we got lucky! Very little pain from him...just that pesky earfluid.
He's on anti-biotics and should be 100% again very soon, and yes this is something that you can completely heal from with no long term affects.

As to the topic, and why they do or don't charge...its each sites perogative. Once also has to ask what they have done to add some exclusivity in their sites.

For instance, we have a GREAT Google list, and adding new tools all the time!

Ironhorse · 07-13-2003, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Daaaaaaayum Goo !!

That does sound alot like a National Lampoon Vacation

Haha, was thinking the same thing

Jon · 07-13-2003, 09:02 AM

Darin,

Feel like being nicer than usual and pointing some of those pr5+ sites my way?

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 09:35 AM

I know, I know.

That is one of the next projects. Sort by PR and expiry date on that Google list.

Brujah · 07-13-2003, 09:50 AM

Wow what a whacked vacation it sounds like. Sorry to hear you went through all that.

Great promotion on the 50% thing.

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 10:33 AM

Thanks Brujah,

It was indeed a crazy vacation. I mean...from hell.

However, I will say this. We did indeed give the kids a vacation to remember. In between the wierdness, which they see as something small and meaningless anyway, they did and saw things in S. Florida for 6 days before we ever got to Disney and then did all 4 Disney Parks.

My daughters birthday was celebrated with Dinner in Cinderellas Castle at Magic Kingdom. Our table gave her a front row seat to watch the fireworks display that Disney does at the end of the Spectral Light Parade and they light up the back of the castle with Fireworks. The rest of the people in the resturant, gathered behind her seat...so she felt like she was front row for a Fireworks display...all for her.

So we created some great memories along the way, but wow...it was indeed an experience getting to those neat special times.

GrimShawn · 07-13-2003, 01:14 PM

Sounds great, in a Clark Griswald sort of way!

Hope your child is ok after the bloody ear, that can be scary! Give Brandy a big what's up from Shawn!

Site looks nice gonna check it out!

See you in Miami at about 6AM

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 01:50 PM

How is it that we always have that 6am thing goin on?

I have no clue, but its been consistent now for quite sometime.

See ya there bud! With bells on!

WiredGuy · 07-13-2003, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
How is it that we always have that 6am thing goin on?

It's an SEO thing, we're all waiting for Freshbots.
WG

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 02:19 PM

Freshbots or FreshDrinks?

WiredGuy · 07-13-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
Freshbots or FreshDrinks?

I drink profusely during the Googledance. It helps relieve the tension

WG

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 02:29 PM

as per the other thread...if we're perpetually dancing...it is what it is! So keep a bottle handy!

WiredGuy · 07-13-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
as per the other thread...if we're perpetually dancing...it is what it is! So keep a bottle handy!

I have a bottle of smirnoff at the office and grey goose and home. I never SEO without alcohol nearby

WG

SEGuru · 07-13-2003, 06:27 PM

You go dawg, I'm a bit more of a Rasta supporter myself!

WiredGuy · 07-13-2003, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SEGuru
You go dawg, I'm a bit more of a Rasta supporter myself!

I'm kinda drunk tonight after going to a few clubs! Nice nice

WG

07-12-2003, 11:11 PM	#1
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	July Exclusive Hey peeps, Just got back from vacation. Was a crazy one indeed. Anyway, we just launched a new feature at SEGuru.Net and we're excited to get it out! So, from now thru the end of July...Sign-Up Here for 50% off your first months membership!. You got it, only $14.98 to check out our massive database of expired domains including over 2100 of them still being indexed in Google. The new site feature is our HTML Page Analyzer. This program will analyze any URL you give it. Specifically, it looks at the provided URL and emulates a spider and shows you what the spider would see. We also make recommendations on how to improve the page submitted for analysis. Hope you peeps enjoy and and take advantage of the July Exclusive. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-12-2003, 11:39 PM	#3
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	We actually did not honeymoon, but did Disney with the kids in Florida. What a Lampoons vacation we had. The mother-in-law was whacked, at the first hotel we stayed at...Brandy and I were physically assualted by a maid from housekeeping. Had to get the police involved in that. Then at Disney, we're in line at the Animal Kingdon for a river ride and my 5 yr. olds left ear began a slow stream of blood flowing as he had burst his eardrum. FAR from a honeymoon WG...we're thinking of trying to do that AFTER InterNext. We'll see, but damn glad to be home after this crazy ass vacation! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-12-2003, 11:49 PM	#5
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Daaaaaaayum Goo !! That does sound alot like a National Lampoon Vacation Hope you and Brandy are doing well ... I won't be in FLA ... money is tight (I am moving this weekend ...) But I will definately have a few (dozen) beer with you in Vegas if I don't see ya before Bro .... Tell Brandi I say HI __________________

07-13-2003, 12:49 AM	#6
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	For those that missed it in the wonderful pissing thread... hehehehehe The lovely maid story goes a lil sumpin like this: These maids call and to abbreviate, end up shouting at my 9 yr. old. Upsetting her for sure. I heard them in the hall and proceeded to question them to find out WHICH one was the rude woman to provide such great customer service. One of them ends up shouting at me accusing me and my daughter of lying about someone from housecleaning shouting at my daughter. She then gets pissed and in my face shouting she's tired of my shit and my daughters too! I'm pretty aghast about this, and try to coerce the lady standing near us that was a housekeeping superviser to come with me to the managers office. No luck and she snubbed me too, and turn around to walk away as the other loud mouthed maid began screaming about us. I had indeed had enough and bellowed at her: "BITCH, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN PIEHOLE!" Brandy saw what was up and jumped to insert herself between the maid and myself, and the maid shoved her and hit her with a clipboard. I then insert myself between the 2 women and dare the woman to touch me! She started screaming at me and calling me a liar again, and I told her to shut her "wage-whacking mouth before I did it for her!" At which point she threw herself at me trying to shove me backwards. She never saw it coming, but I gave her immediately back what she gave me with 2 open palms on her shoulders and dropped the bitch! We called the police and it dragged into a 4 hour ordeal with the Highland Beach police. Friggin crazy. In the long run, they gave us great upgrades at The Marriott up the road in Del Ray for a front row view of the fireworks there for the 4th. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 01:03 AM	#7
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Don't fuck wit the GOO, Bitch !! __________________

07-13-2003, 01:47 AM	#8
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	Egads on the maid situation. Is your 5yr old okay? Is he going to have a hearing loss? (I always thought busting your eardrum meant that ear was deaf from that point on.) Okay, it's the mommy coming out in me. I've got a 5yr old too so I'm immediately focused on the poor little guy. ;)

07-13-2003, 02:03 AM	#9
SYNIKAL Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,795	Back On Topic... What is wrong with Deleted Domains ??? They Dont Charge..... Nore Does WhoIs __________________ ...........

07-13-2003, 08:57 AM	#10
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Hey Carrie, Yeah, Zach is just fine with his eardrum. This happens with kids from time to time. It tends to be VERY painful when it bursts, however...we got lucky! Very little pain from him...just that pesky earfluid. He's on anti-biotics and should be 100% again very soon, and yes this is something that you can completely heal from with no long term affects. As to the topic, and why they do or don't charge...its each sites perogative. Once also has to ask what they have done to add some exclusivity in their sites. For instance, we have a GREAT Google list, and adding new tools all the time! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 09:02 AM	#12
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	Darin, Feel like being nicer than usual and pointing some of those pr5+ sites my way? __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

07-13-2003, 09:35 AM	#13
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	I know, I know. That is one of the next projects. Sort by PR and expiry date on that Google list. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 09:50 AM	#14
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Wow what a whacked vacation it sounds like. Sorry to hear you went through all that. Great promotion on the 50% thing. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

07-13-2003, 10:33 AM	#15
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Thanks Brujah, It was indeed a crazy vacation. I mean...from hell. However, I will say this. We did indeed give the kids a vacation to remember. In between the wierdness, which they see as something small and meaningless anyway, they did and saw things in S. Florida for 6 days before we ever got to Disney and then did all 4 Disney Parks. My daughters birthday was celebrated with Dinner in Cinderellas Castle at Magic Kingdom. Our table gave her a front row seat to watch the fireworks display that Disney does at the end of the Spectral Light Parade and they light up the back of the castle with Fireworks. The rest of the people in the resturant, gathered behind her seat...so she felt like she was front row for a Fireworks display...all for her. So we created some great memories along the way, but wow...it was indeed an experience getting to those neat special times. __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 01:14 PM	#16
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	Sounds great, in a Clark Griswald sort of way! Hope your child is ok after the bloody ear, that can be scary! Give Brandy a big what's up from Shawn! Site looks nice gonna check it out! See you in Miami at about 6AM

07-13-2003, 01:50 PM	#17
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	How is it that we always have that 6am thing goin on? I have no clue, but its been consistent now for quite sometime. See ya there bud! With bells on! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 02:19 PM	#19
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	Freshbots or FreshDrinks? __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 02:29 PM	#21
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	as per the other thread...if we're perpetually dancing...it is what it is! So keep a bottle handy! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links

07-13-2003, 06:27 PM	#23
SEGuru Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Fort Lauderdale...on the Intracoastal! Posts: 1,005	You go dawg, I'm a bit more of a Rasta supporter myself! __________________ AffConEvents.Com \| Tune in Live & Listen to Internet Radio for Webmasters Buy Cheap Text Links