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mikeyddddd · 04-30-2010, 06:28 PM

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TheDoc · 04-30-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Mock it all you want but I love watching handegg.

When they make a forward pass is it called an eggtoss?

When a touchdown is scored and the guy spikes the egg on the ground in celebration should he get penalized for "scrambling"?

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

LOL, and is a stolen pass a poached egg?

Now I will never view the game the same way... lol

nikki99 · 04-30-2010, 09:17 PM

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Evil1 · 04-30-2010, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert

THIS!!!!

its like watching paint dry. going to a game and getting drunk is ok, but on tv, I'd rather watch soccer.

If watching baseball is like watching paint dry (which i agree with) then watching soccer is like sitting there waiting for that same fresh coat to break the fuck down and start flaking off.

LoveSandra · 05-01-2010, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loco12

It's football.

The worlds biggest game. Not that rugby type american game with all that padding for sissees.

Come on Greece, show those frogs the way home tonight.

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OMG... ONLY FAGGOTS CALLING SOCCER... what a fagg name too

CaptainHowdy · 05-01-2010, 08:02 AM

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ruff · 05-01-2010, 08:54 AM

Ok, it's football, but here in the USA they play it with a soccer ball. But that's so we can tell the difference between football and football.

The Porn Nerd · 05-01-2010, 01:26 PM

We call it 'soccer' because you have to be a PUSSY to play it, like in "I hate that guy kicking that fucking ball around so I think I will SOCK HER."

bushwacker · 05-01-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Those guys on the left look bad ass

Mr Gump · 05-01-2010, 03:49 PM

American Football should be named CrotchBall since the Quaterback always feels the Center's balls before each play.

VikingMan · 05-01-2010, 04:20 PM

Is this the thread about soccer that I heard about? Just checking

SmokeyTheBear · 05-01-2010, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by loco12

It's football.

soccer you mean ?

NetHorse · 05-27-2010, 03:06 PM

This is how queer soccer is, look at these acting pussies..

Typical soccer player...

Ravage · 05-27-2010, 03:55 PM

Lets come to a compromise and call it Socball.

SpongeBub · 05-27-2010, 04:37 PM

I'll call it what we call it in the US - a kiddie game for the children.

CamTraffic · 05-27-2010, 05:48 PM

we know.... it's football

CamTraffic · 05-27-2010, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

FOOTBALL

leedsfan · 05-27-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub

I'll call it what we call it in the US - a kiddie game for the children.

funny because you have a thriving MLS league growing in popularity year on year. Besides 4 BILLION people watching the world cup final compared to how many watching the superbowl?

Thats 4 Billion with a fucking B

leedsfan · 05-27-2010, 09:24 PM

and while we're at it, why the fuck is it called the Baseball World Series when 2 countries compete?

thats fucking hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious.

slayer69 · 05-27-2010, 09:29 PM

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Adam_M · 05-27-2010, 09:51 PM

When you live in a country where football can mean anyone for four games you need to call them all something different!

Denny · 05-28-2010, 01:39 AM

Konkan · 05-28-2010, 03:13 AM

Don`t you realize that these are two keywords for the same shit. The most shitty game ever invented, BUT is the most profitable "sport" in the world. The most bets are focused on this "football-soccer" game.

leedsfan · 05-28-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Konkan

Don`t you realize that these are two keywords for the same shit. The most shitty game ever invented, BUT is the most profitable "sport" in the world. The most bets are focused on this "football-soccer" game.

muahahahahahaha

LOSER

I guess your momma dropped you on your head as a baby, because you can't see logic. The rest of the world enjoys playing the game of Football. Over 4 BILLION people watch the world cup finals. You're not smart enough to "get it" because there isn't enough time for commercials during the game. Heaven forbid you have to sit through 45 minutes of action without getting a commercial break!! I guess you only consider something a sport if you get 3 commercial breaks every 15 minutes. Wanker.

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Mr. E · 05-28-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2

the sport still sucks no matter what you call it

This.

The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. You only need a ball and your feet. American football requires at least 3-4 people and actual talent like throwing an accurate pass and a receiver getting open, someone pressuring the passer etc...Baseball? forget it. No way poor people can afford bats, balls, bases and most dont have the hand/eye coordination needed...Basketball is popular in other countries because again, you can be poor and still play it. you just need a ball and something to throw it into. Not much skill required. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

CDSmith · 06-02-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. You only need a ball and your feet. American football requires at least 3-4 people and actual talent like throwing an accurate pass and a receiver getting open, someone pressuring the passer etc...Baseball? forget it. No way poor people can afford bats, balls, bases and most dont have the hand/eye coordination needed...Basketball is popular in other countries because again, you can be poor and still play it. you just need a ball and something to throw it into. Not much skill required. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

Pretty much spot-on. When most every other sport requires some outlay of cash for special equipment and you have one that only requires a ball, well, the one that requires a ball is going to be played by more people worldwide, period. Soccer, football, call it what you want, it's a very basic game that happens to be very affordable to get started playing.

I still love watching the world cup though. It's in a class all it's own.

Porko · 06-02-2010, 08:57 AM

Porko · 06-02-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E

This.

The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

It´s even easier to play Boxing and it´s not the most popular.

Scott McD · 06-02-2010, 09:18 AM

This still going!!

nyllover · 06-02-2010, 09:45 AM

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