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Old 08-04-2004, 08:42 PM   #1
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Flachulents in unappropriate situations: A discussion
have you ever farted in church? in the elevator? at the dinner table? during sex? or in any other unescapable situation?

did it smell?

how did you handle it?
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:43 PM   #2
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I farted when the doc grabbed my sack...
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:44 PM   #3
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I have never seen flatulence so misspelled. Kudos!

I have farted in 3 of the 4 situations.. not saying which.
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:45 PM   #4
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Is on my brothers face when I was younger an unexceptable location?
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:45 PM   #5
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:46 PM   #6
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I farted when the doc grabbed my sack...
i actually have farted one time during a doctors visit. she was pushing on my abdomen and i let a squeaker leak. that damn thing staaaaaaaaank!

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Old 08-04-2004, 08:46 PM   #7
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I have never seen flatulence so misspelled. Kudos!

I have farted in 3 of the 4 situations.. not saying which.
lol

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Old 08-04-2004, 08:47 PM   #8
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Is on my brothers face when I was younger an unexceptable location?

no, thats just the right of passage for all younger brothers

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Old 08-04-2004, 08:48 PM   #9
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no, thats just the right of passage for all younger brothers
Ok, cause I still feel bad. He still can not grow facial hair and I am sure that fart did it.
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:49 PM   #10
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Once during sex ... and I fealt so wrong . Everytime I fuck and I haven't took a shit in the last day I always want to fart ... dunno why
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:51 PM   #11
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Ok, cause I still feel bad. He still can not grow facial hair and I am sure that fart did it.

so long as he doesnt have a permanent mark on his face, its A-OK
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:51 PM   #12
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Cant remember doing anything like that, But I love to be as loud as I can in a public bathroom. Man that clears out a place. Even when I am only peeing. I go in the stall and start making loud noises..


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Old 08-04-2004, 08:51 PM   #13
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I had "Flachulents" twice while getting head.

both times the girls were not mad.

"Flachulents"


ill fart in an elevator or around others in social gatherings ect to see peoples reactions. its funny as shit when its dead silent ...
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:52 PM   #14
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Once during sex ... and I fealt so wrong . Everytime I fuck and I haven't took a shit in the last day I always want to fart ... dunno why
yoooooooooo, thats funny.

i did that too, once, but it was a quiet one and she never complained, so i think i got away with it
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:53 PM   #15
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Cant remember doing anything like that, But I love to be as loud as I can in a public bathroom. Man that clears out a place. Even when I am only peeing. I go in the stall and start making loud noises..


you're that guy!!!!!!
lmfaooooo
i hate that, because i start laughing whenever anyone does that and it throws off my "piss-rythmn"
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:55 PM   #16
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When she sleeps over..I like to fart and pull the covers over her head... she wakes up screaming...
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:58 PM   #18
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Old 08-04-2004, 08:59 PM   #20
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When she sleeps over..I like to fart and pull the covers over her head... she wakes up screaming...
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i love doing that too
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Old 08-04-2004, 09:07 PM   #21
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one time I farted in Zoe's car when she was bringing me home after a late night of partying and a high-grease breakfast...

I got out of there quickly and didn't say anything......
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one time I farted in Zoe's car when she was bringing me home after a late night of partying and a high-grease breakfast...

I got out of there quickly and didn't say anything......

Dude!

I knew that was you! You're such a liar! That was pretty rank too...ewww!
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Old 08-04-2004, 10:32 PM   #24
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Dude!

I knew that was you! You're such a liar! That was pretty rank too...ewww!
I dunno, I think I heard a "twin squeak", we may have had a synched fart moment...
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They made me sit in my own pew.
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