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why do women make so much noise during sex
are they failed singers or trying to prove a point? wtf can't they stfu and just get laid without waking the neighbors.
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Now with more Jayne
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to try to make you think she can acutally feel you
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they do that becasue they are faking it usually.
its what they think you want to hear.
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i thought guys were supposed to like that. ooh. ooh. oh baby! oh yeah!
make up your fucking minds
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Because it's hot.
They're hot, it's hot, everything works out.
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Thats odd , any girl I ever had sex with just lays there
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...because they are trying to get away.
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You'd make noise, too, if you were being impaled.
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I personally think some noise increases the orgasmic experience.
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ever fucked a girl that just laid there and held in anything? its not very fun. Although my 3 inch penis could be to blame for this
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Real men love women who emote. If I'm making you cum I damn well want everyone in a nine block radius to fucking know about it baby.
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I really hate it when they read the newspaper!
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I dunno I like it when they scream and shit ...
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Because I know how to use my dick. Sounds like you may know how to use your dick too... Why the fuck are you complaining... It is like an instant feedback system.. Shit sucks when it turns into an instant feedbag system though...
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Only screaming in my sex life is when the rent a cop's at the cemetary catch me.
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Except.... there are a lot of single moms out there who have themselves conditioned over years to be extra-quiet while screwing. They've always kept the noises from their kids, and have done so for so long that they just don't make a sound anymore.
Whenever I've gotten with one of these types in the past I made it a game to see if I could get her to squeal loud enough to bust a window. As long as we were at her place of course. :D
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as with most things they are just trying to please their men...females are the best of us...they are naturally giving..so give them a little and you get a great return
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she wake your mom up or something?
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You remind me, my gf is coming back from Japan in 3 days
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Some of you all just crack me up.
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But I like it when the girls loud. Its no fun if she's just sitting there quiet while I hump her...
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I get that too but usually its GET OFF YOURE SQUISHING ME! in that very sexy grunting sound she makes when she cant breath.
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still think most fake it and yell to wake the neighbors up and show that they are getting laid
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just trying to fake orgasm, that's why i used sound proof headsets
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i like it when my girl does that...increases orgasms.
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Probably to make you think she's actually enjoying it.
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you know you aren't good if you don't get a round of applause from the neighbors =)
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but for some other reason...
one word... faking! but maybe she's just want to have the sound on LOL |
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yer not pleasing yer women so she has to fake it.
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BACON BACON BACON
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just because i on a posting rampage i am back in this thread..lol
i usually throw pillow on theirmouths..or put my hanf d over it to stop them from being too loud..i dont need my neighbours who are more then a little freaky listening in...and figuring out my schedule. although if they wakeme up early i make sure to havemy one friend ovr..sheis loud and usually my bed has moved across the room..lol i hate being woken up and they are right beneath me |
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Who give a shit about the neighbors.
All of my neighbors are in thier late 50's to 60's and the men love to smile at my wife and the women are always pinching my ass on the day after we have sex. ofcourse we leave the windows open..
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Q: Why do chicks close their eyes during sex?
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I love to racism, bro!
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Noise? Next time I have sex I'm going to skip the ball gag and check this out!
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