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vidsweb · 05-02-2002, 07:22 PM

Have you heard that Bill Clinton wants to have his own talk show like Oprah?

I think it would be good.

What do you think?

[Labret] · 05-02-2002, 07:30 PM

Hell yeah, Clinton was a funny motherfucker.

Amputate Your Head · 05-02-2002, 07:33 PM

he wants 50 mil a year to do it..... if there's a god, there's no way in hell they'll pay him that.

Yo Adrian · 05-02-2002, 07:34 PM

Clinton rules.

They say if he goes for it he'll get a base salary of 50 million a year! Damn, he'll be almost as rich as Monica is now!

vidsweb · 05-02-2002, 07:36 PM

Yeah, $50 Million a year is a bit much. I could see him starting at $5 Million and then if the show is successful, maybe working up to $15 Million eventually, but the show would have to be really damn successful for that to happen.

[Labret] · 05-02-2002, 07:40 PM

They could make 50 mil back.

The ratings for that show would just be absurd.

Our former pervert president with a talk show ala Oprah?

awesome. Tell me you wouldnt watch it.

The only person who could pull a higher viewing audience would be Jesus himself.

Pathfinder · 05-02-2002, 07:51 PM

I think Oprah gets $120 million.

Yo Adrian · 05-02-2002, 07:52 PM

Actually in 1999 she pulled in just under 300 million....they'd profit from Slick Willy's 50 easy

TopTGP · 05-02-2002, 07:56 PM

/me runs for the hills

twistyneck · 05-02-2002, 07:58 PM

The only thing I hate worse than that cocksucker clinton is his carpetbagging cunt of a wife.

jimmyf · 05-02-2002, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
They could make 50 mil back.

The ratings for that show would just be absurd.

Our former pervert president with a talk show ala Oprah?

awesome. Tell me you wouldnt watch it.

The only person who could pull a higher viewing audience would be Jesus himself.

I wouldn't watch that commie motherfucker.

That's one (1) person..

[Labret] · 05-02-2002, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf

I wouldn't watch that commie motherfucker.

That's one (1) person..

What did Bill do that could be interpreted as "communist".

jimmyf · 05-02-2002, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

What did Bill do that could be interpreted as "communist".

He was born...

[Labret] · 05-02-2002, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf

He was born...

I see.

So it was nothing he did politically?

He left his hands off the porn industry. I would say thats pretty good.

jimmyf · 05-02-2002, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

I see.

So it was nothing he did politically?

He left his hands off the porn industry. I would say thats pretty good.

Yip I think when it came to the porn Industry he was great..

Other wise I think he is a scum bag mother fucking commie....

But look at who his Attorney General was... Reno was far to busy
running after skirts and tipping the old bottle to be bothered with the Porn Industry. Looking at Porn might
have been the only way Clinton got it up, who knows...

I must admit, if I do not like someone I will, at times call them a commie...

I do really think William Jefferson Clinton was a sorry ass Prez. and am unanimous on that.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 05-02-2002, 09:07 PM

hmm, I wonder if clinton ever visited thehun.com

Amputate Your Head · 05-02-2002, 09:15 PM

I wouldn't watch that shit.

Dax · 05-02-2002, 09:41 PM

Willie RULES!

$50 million per year does not sound too far off. He would be the first ex prez to do such a thing.

If they pay Tom Cruise $25 mill for a movie, the friends $1mill per episode... $50mill does not sound that way out!

Peace!

Snake Doctor · 05-02-2002, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
They could make 50 mil back.

The only person who could pull a higher viewing audience would be Jesus himself.

It wouldn't even be close. The biggest crowd Jesus ever drew was 5,000, and he had to feed those bastards to get them to show

Mr.Fiction · 05-02-2002, 10:00 PM

There are enough right wingers in love with Clinton's penis that the ratings would be off the hook even if democrats didn't watch.

Rip · 05-02-2002, 10:16 PM

I heard tonight; that the first guest is gonna be Monica Lewinsky

first question; "...did you swallow any of it, or just spit it all over that dress of yours...?"

answer; "... no I didn't swallow, I saved it and spit in out in Linda Tripp's coffee cup..."

second question (Bill - smiling eagerly); "...and did she like the taste of that morning's cup of coffee, in particular... say over other mornings..."

answer; "no I think that Linda barfed..."

Bill (In his trademark whiny bill voice); "... that presidential sperm - potent stuff.."
(Bill smiles at the audience, does a baseball player's type jock adjustment with his free hand)

SykkBoy · 05-02-2002, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2

It wouldn't even be close. The biggest crowd Jesus ever drew was 5,000, and he had to feed those bastards to get them to show

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I would watch it just to see the hot babes he'd have on hand...I would love for it to be more of a Springer type show...though with more secret lesbians and teen hookers and less mulletboys fucking their mommas.......

Squishy · 05-03-2002, 02:33 AM

Clinton was the man!

insidethegame · 05-03-2002, 09:37 AM

Clinton was the biggest piece of shit scumbag human to EVER occupy the whitehouse.But its funny as shit seein him as a Jerry Springer wanna be.....its right up his low life scumball alley.WHAT A COMPLETE JOKE of a man he really is.

05-03-2002, 09:54 AM

If they were smart they would add him as a third co-host to the Man Show.

Bill Clinton: "And now we leave you with, women bouncing on trampolines..."

They'd make a killing.

FATPad · 05-03-2002, 09:57 AM

You couldn't pay me to watch that crap.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	They could make 50 mil back. The ratings for that show would just be absurd. Our former pervert president with a talk show ala Oprah? awesome. Tell me you wouldnt watch it. The only person who could pull a higher viewing audience would be Jesus himself.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I wouldn't watch that shit.

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Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	Willie RULES! $50 million per year does not sound too far off. He would be the first ex prez to do such a thing. If they pay Tom Cruise $25 mill for a movie, the friends $1mill per episode... $50mill does not sound that way out! Peace!

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Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	There are enough right wingers in love with Clinton's penis that the ratings would be off the hook even if democrats didn't watch.

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	I heard tonight; that the first guest is gonna be Monica Lewinsky first question; "...did you swallow any of it, or just spit it all over that dress of yours...?" answer; "... no I didn't swallow, I saved it and spit in out in Linda Tripp's coffee cup..." second question (Bill - smiling eagerly); "...and did she like the taste of that morning's cup of coffee, in particular... say over other mornings..." answer; "no I think that Linda barfed..." Bill (In his trademark whiny bill voice); "... that presidential sperm - potent stuff.." (Bill smiles at the audience, does a baseball player's type jock adjustment with his free hand) __________________ ...

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insidethegame Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 117	Clinton was the biggest piece of shit scumbag human to EVER occupy the whitehouse.But its funny as shit seein him as a Jerry Springer wanna be.....its right up his low life scumball alley.WHAT A COMPLETE JOKE of a man he really is.

05-03-2002, 09:54 AM	#25
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	If they were smart they would add him as a third co-host to the Man Show. Bill Clinton: "And now we leave you with, women bouncing on trampolines..." They'd make a killing.

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