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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: I convert perverts like catholic church!
Posts: 5,133
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Apost about GOD--- well not really
some quotes from another forum where I was having a debate on religion
credit mr crack Lets see how good you all know the bible.. Here are some of my favorite quotes.. I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.--Deuteronomy 5:9 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.--1 Samuel 18:27 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.--Matthew 10:35-36 And they shall know that I am the LORD, and that I have not said in vain that I would do this evil unto them.--Ezekiel 6:10 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7 And the LORD said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms.--Hosea 1:2 Give them, O LORD: what wilt thou give? give them a miscarrying womb and dry breasts.--Hosea 9:14 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day ... And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones.--Numbers 15:32-36 (Damn Maurice, ya work on the sabbath?? Hope not).. lol My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.--Song of Solomon 5:4 (WTF?!) It is good for a man not to touch a woman.--1 Corinthians 7:1 Because God liked Abel's animal sacrifice more than Cain's vegetables, Cain kills his brother Abel in a fit of religious jealousy. Genesis 4:8 All the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.--Zephaniah 3:8 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ.--Ephesians 6:5 (fµck THAT!!! SORRY) If thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.--Exodus 4:23 And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend.--Jeremiah 19:9 (not nice..) |
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