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Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:01 AM

Why do the ones you cannot stand throw themselves at you like cheap Mexican whores, and the ones you want avoid you like the plauge? Please, give me a reasonable answer to end my depression, or I'm gonna Columbine my next gig.

toddler · 07-07-2002, 01:04 AM

all a matter of taste...and standards

mike503 · 07-07-2002, 01:05 AM

you need to figure out how to make the girl you want feel you cannot stand her. then she'll come and it will all be good.

FATPad · 07-07-2002, 01:06 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
Why do the ones you cannot stand throw themselves at you like cheap Mexican whores, and the ones you want avoid you like the plauge? Please, give me a reasonable answer to end my depression, or I'm gonna Columbine my next gig.

Same reason everytime you drop a piece of bread with peanut butter on it, it always lands on the floor peanut butter side down.

God's a dick.

Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:07 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad

Same reason everytime you drop a piece of bread with peanut butter on it, it always lands on the floor peanut butter side down.

God's a dick.

That is truth, my brother.

[Labret] · 07-07-2002, 01:08 AM

Once you realize they are all whores and to be treated exactly the same all the way around, you will discover true liberation.

Fuck buddhism.

toddler · 07-07-2002, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad

Same reason everytime you drop a piece of bread with peanut butter on it, it always lands on the floor peanut butter side down.

God's a dick.

never heard it put quite like that...true true....

entrprnr · 07-07-2002, 01:15 AM

Money over bitches, bro;
stick to the script

Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]
Once you realize they are all whores and to be treated exactly the same all the way around, you will discover true liberation.

Fuck buddhism.

I've tried...Labret, feel free to call me a wigger over this if you like, but here's where I stand, and forgive my typos, as I've got enought white russians in me to kill a cow right now...I play hip-hop and techno to between 300-500 people a night, 3 nights a week. I meet every girl withing 500 miles of here. I'm far from butt-ugly, and when I drop some talent, as near as I can tell, I'm close to irrestible...except to the ones I want to be with. Ask Hungryman, I showed him my demo, and there's some hotties in it trying to touch my monkey. But girls that can touch my IQ just run in fear. I'll spend all night in deep, meaningful conversation with them, only to have them run away at the end of the night. But the standard bar whores cannot get enough. I am FAILING. I am not used to that, nor can I accept it. Please, oh please, give me any tips you may have on meeting girls who can keep up. I'm sick of...well, whatever they are. Again, I'm am drunk, and bathing in self-pity.

Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by entrprnr
Money over bitches, bro;
stick to the script

All well and good, bro, but I bill at minimum $125/hr. to DJ. I'm really, really good, but it's still all filth.

Cheshire · 07-07-2002, 01:26 AM

Stop beating yourself up about it ~ have your fun... if you're surrounded by ready and wanting girls then enjoy it.
Your Princess Charming will come, but you can't push these willing girls away and then cry that you're alone. Toys are to be played with.
You have your eye on the prize, but you gotta keep yourself entertained in the mean time.

oh, and send me a cd of your mixes please ~ thank you

Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:30 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Stop beating yourself up about it ~ have your fun... if you're surrounded by ready and wanting girls then enjoy it.
Your Princess Charming will come, but you can't push these willing girls away and then cry that you're alone. Toys are to be played with.
You have your eye on the prize, but you gotta keep yourself entertained in the mean time.

I thank you for that thought, my sweet, but I am burnt on women as toys...I need no more one night stands, or meaninglesss flings. I broke 100 of those 3 weeks ago, and I need no more. Now, I'm just wandering the plains of lonlyness, lost and adrift. I just turned 30, and it's time for someting with meaning. Or perhaps I'm just having a midlife crisis...either way, it's making me very sad, and filling me with contempt for the human race.

Cheshire · 07-07-2002, 01:35 AM

okay that explains a lot.
Soooo many guys I know have gone through this at 30 that it's not even funny. You're in a highly reflective state maybe?
Perhaps pulling back a little from the interactions with these 'desirable' women would be a safe and easy bet. Don't want to give away all your secrets at once, let them discover you...

'Course I've been in the same boat as you, I tend to be polarized identically to the guys I'm attracted to (few and far between), so that it's like magnets that repel eachother.

Squishy · 07-07-2002, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

...'Course I've been in the same boat as you, I tend to be polarized identically to the guys I'm attracted to (few and far between), so that it's like magnets that repel eachother.

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That is more than likely the total and complete truth. I've been considering embracing celibacy for quite a while now, and this is definatly the time to do it. Local rock-star status be damned.

[Labret] · 07-07-2002, 01:47 AM

Dude. I dont care how drunk you are, but know this. Take no advice from a woman. They are the enemy. Treat them as such. You think Bush would take advice from Saddam?

Women arent your friends. They are all delusional, self obsessed liars. Never ever trust one.

Want to meet a smart one? Go to school. Upper level courses, not 100 level shit with sorority girls in it.

But a smart woman is a dangerous woman. And 95% of the time, a truly intelligent woman is an ugly woman. So you dont have to worry much. The smart ones are no threat really... just in theory.

The sooner you realize that they are all of inferior stock and open your eyes to the manipulation and brainwashing that the media and most of society places on you regarding women... then you will be free.

The answer lies in history. Always has, always will.

Cheshire · 07-07-2002, 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
That is more than likely the total and complete truth. I've been considering embracing celibacy for quite a while now, and this is definatly the time to do it. Local rock-star status be damned.

There you go ~ you can use it to your advantage too;
'I've taken a vow of celibacy because women I find sexy and intelligent... like yourself... tend to be unavailable to me when it comes to my desire for a mutually respectful relationship. I don't understand it, what's your take on attraction?'
Kinda cuts to the chase and at the same time invites her into your situation so she can feel you out.
If you want to know what a woman thinks and wants, you ask a woman... makes sense don't it?

p.s. the whole rock star thing is very intimidating for women, because you have sooo much opportunity for poontang.

sternyduke · 07-07-2002, 08:10 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
Why do the ones you cannot stand throw themselves at you like cheap Mexican whores, and the ones you want avoid you like the plauge? Please, give me a reasonable answer to end my depression, or I'm gonna Columbine my next gig.

i went to a party last night without my girlfriend and through out the night i talked to about 4 different girls and they all give me their #'s. it's when i am single i have a harder time getting some play. it's when you look for pussy, you won't get shit and when you don't look, it's all in your face. it's all a game and for some reason most females like assholes. treat a female like shit and they will love you. be a nice guy and they will lie and cheat on you with the guy that treats them like shit.

sometimes you get lucky like i did and find a smart female who is also attractive. and yes, they are very rare.

foe · 07-07-2002, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by FATPad

Same reason everytime you drop a piece of bread with peanut butter on it, it always lands on the floor peanut butter side down.

God's a dick.

meRx · 07-07-2002, 08:26 AM

Squishy , im 24 so i dont know if this is advice or not but i think you'll find your girl one day. Take it a day at a time.
Keep talking deep to the girls you check out ...one of them won't run away trust me. Only girls that run away are ones that are affraid of commitment. Celebrity status would help greatly.
It would get old though. Almost every day in school i get the
"Hey you look like Vin Diesel" and the *Fast and the furious guy*
Its nice and all but fuck how about some girl noticing me for who i really am not some celeb but myself. It has ups and downs hehe.
I know the lonely feeling you feel , and it sucks. I hate to see someone else going through that. Stick it out bud , in time you'll get the girl. Im sure.
Later.

RW316 · 07-07-2002, 08:32 AM

women... cant live with them.. cant live without them

gaby · 07-07-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Squishy
Why do the ones you cannot stand throw themselves at you like cheap Mexican whores, and the ones you want avoid you like the plauge? Please, give me a reasonable answer to end my depression, or I'm gonna Columbine my next gig.

cheap mexican whores?

what are you talking about? mexican women ain't easy. It'll take you more than a year of dating to sleep with one. So take your racist remarks and shove them up your ass.

Bobo · 07-07-2002, 09:13 AM

LOL @ Gaby

kmanrox · 07-07-2002, 09:16 AM

if i may interject my bowels of knowledge...

the answer my friend

is
to become

gay

TDF · 07-07-2002, 09:21 AM

women are like parking spaces...all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped...hold on the faith man..i just wish I had a main chick who was into porn as much as I am...

cherrylula · 07-07-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy

I play hip-hop and techno to between 300-500 people a night, 3 nights a week. I meet every girl withing 500 miles of here. I'm far from butt-ugly, and when I drop some talent, as near as I can tell, I'm close to irrestible...except to the ones I want to be with. .....
I'll spend all night in deep, meaningful conversation with them, only to have them run away at the end of the night. But the standard bar whores cannot get enough

First of all your chances of meeting a nice girl at huge parties like that are slim to none.

If you are that eager to meet a nice chick, rule #1 is do not let the prospective females sniff you out. Nothing bores a girl more than a guy who is too eager. There has to be a chase involved, even if just a little one.

Pipecrew · 07-07-2002, 09:37 AM

How come exgirlfriend always NEED you to know what they are doing or if they have been good or with other guys etc... I swear to god I hate talking with them! and they always gear the conversations to themselves THEY NEED US TO KNOW, and I dont understand why, anyone? I can truly carless what they say, I just look and try to understand WHY they are saying it

CDSmith · 07-07-2002, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew
How come exgirlfriend always NEED you to know what they are doing or if they have been good or with other guys etc... I swear to god I hate talking with them! and they always gear the conversations to themselves THEY NEED US TO KNOW, and I dont understand why, anyone? I can truly carless what they say, I just look and try to understand WHY they are saying it

Why talk to them at all? Ex's are just that... EX. GONE. IN THE PAST. As in... HISTORY. As far back as I can remember, whenever an ex has called and wanted to pull that shit on me, I ask her simply "what do you want?"

They usually get the hint.

Scootermuze · 07-07-2002, 10:48 AM

If you pay close attention, you'll notice that you act differently around the gals that you don't want than you do around the girls that you do want.

Best thing to do with the gals that you want is to act like you don't. If you talk to them, just talk as a buddy.. no compliments.. no flattery.. just regular stuff.. they aren't used to that from a stranger and will cause a different reaction.

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meRx Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Oahu , Hawaii Posts: 362	Squishy , im 24 so i dont know if this is advice or not but i think you'll find your girl one day. Take it a day at a time. Keep talking deep to the girls you check out ...one of them won't run away trust me. Only girls that run away are ones that are affraid of commitment. Celebrity status would help greatly. It would get old though. Almost every day in school i get the "Hey you look like Vin Diesel" and the Fast and the furious guy Its nice and all but fuck how about some girl noticing me for who i really am not some celeb but myself. It has ups and downs hehe. I know the lonely feeling you feel , and it sucks. I hate to see someone else going through that. Stick it out bud , in time you'll get the girl. Im sure. Later. __________________ <a href="http://www.freeezinebucks.com/ps.php?s=feb&u=merxxx"><font size="2">FreeZineBucks</font></a> <font size="2"> EASY MONEY! Earn $1.00/email address! NO DEDUCTIONS!</font> <a href="http://www.contentlotto.com/index.php?account=merx"><font size="2">ContentLotto</font></a> <font size="2"> Win Free Content , Hosting , Traffic , Site Designs & more! Why pay?</font>

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Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Women... Why do the ones you cannot stand throw themselves at you like cheap Mexican whores, and the ones you want avoid you like the plauge? Please, give me a reasonable answer to end my depression, or I'm gonna Columbine my next gig.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Once you realize they are all whores and to be treated exactly the same all the way around, you will discover true liberation. Fuck buddhism.

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07-07-2002, 01:26 AM	#11
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Stop beating yourself up about it ~ have your fun... if you're surrounded by ready and wanting girls then enjoy it. Your Princess Charming will come, but you can't push these willing girls away and then cry that you're alone. Toys are to be played with. You have your eye on the prize, but you gotta keep yourself entertained in the mean time. oh, and send me a cd of your mixes please ~ thank you

07-07-2002, 01:35 AM	#13
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	okay that explains a lot. Soooo many guys I know have gone through this at 30 that it's not even funny. You're in a highly reflective state maybe? Perhaps pulling back a little from the interactions with these 'desirable' women would be a safe and easy bet. Don't want to give away all your secrets at once, let them discover you... 'Course I've been in the same boat as you, I tend to be polarized identically to the guys I'm attracted to (few and far between), so that it's like magnets that repel eachother.

07-07-2002, 01:47 AM	#15
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Dude. I dont care how drunk you are, but know this. Take no advice from a woman. They are the enemy. Treat them as such. You think Bush would take advice from Saddam? Women arent your friends. They are all delusional, self obsessed liars. Never ever trust one. Want to meet a smart one? Go to school. Upper level courses, not 100 level shit with sorority girls in it. But a smart woman is a dangerous woman. And 95% of the time, a truly intelligent woman is an ugly woman. So you dont have to worry much. The smart ones are no threat really... just in theory. The sooner you realize that they are all of inferior stock and open your eyes to the manipulation and brainwashing that the media and most of society places on you regarding women... then you will be free. The answer lies in history. Always has, always will.

07-07-2002, 08:32 AM	#20
RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	women... cant live with them.. cant live without them

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	How come exgirlfriend always NEED you to know what they are doing or if they have been good or with other guys etc... I swear to god I hate talking with them! and they always gear the conversations to themselves THEY NEED US TO KNOW, and I dont understand why, anyone? I can truly carless what they say, I just look and try to understand WHY they are saying it Last edited by Pipecrew; 07-07-2002 at 09:42 AM..

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	If you pay close attention, you'll notice that you act differently around the gals that you don't want than you do around the girls that you do want. Best thing to do with the gals that you want is to act like you don't. If you talk to them, just talk as a buddy.. no compliments.. no flattery.. just regular stuff.. they aren't used to that from a stranger and will cause a different reaction.