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Tipsy · 08-03-2002, 03:57 PM

...you start getting more spam.

I've been getting a shit load recently. Double the normal quantity. People getting desperate?

Frank W · 08-03-2002, 03:58 PM

Summer slowdown ?

Theo · 08-03-2002, 04:02 PM

i rarely receive porn spam unlike credit cards

Choder · 08-03-2002, 04:05 PM

These last two weeks, my conversions have been twice as good as normal.

Tipsy · 08-03-2002, 04:05 PM

There's obvious exceptions but I think most have noticed a bit of a slowdown the past week. Thankfully not too bad for me so far though.

It's not just porn. I'm getting a shitload more non-porn spam too.

Mr Nice Guy · 08-03-2002, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
Spam makes money.

True

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Andersen
Spam is good

False

Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?

Go to hell and die you fucking asshole.

quiet · 08-03-2002, 05:12 PM

more funny shit

mrthumbs · 08-03-2002, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy

Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?

So does selling porn..

Mike Semen · 08-03-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy

Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?

Theres an idea!

Now where did I put my balaclava & hammer?

SykkBoy · 08-03-2002, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Nice Guy

False

Beating up old women and stealing their purses makes money too, why don't you do that?

Go to hell and die you fucking asshole.

wow, that wasn't very nice....

ok, now I'm off to hunt down and old lady, tackle her to the ground and make her look at my penis pill literature...

TopTGP · 08-04-2002, 12:14 AM

"click here to get got steamy pictures of barbera streisand and brad pit fucking horses!"

Kimmykim · 08-04-2002, 01:55 AM

spam is just in vogue again like it was a few years ago, nothing much more to it.

we are canning more people now on spam complaints than we have in a while

pentae · 08-04-2002, 06:31 AM

You know sales are slow when ....

.. You ask your Father to put the URL to your site up on the noticeboard at his work.

.. You start a thread about merchant scrub lists.

.. You accuse CCBill of 'Shaving'

.. You bribe a mate from your bar with a bottle of bourbon to skywrite your domain on a national holiday

.. You walk past your local book store and look twice at a shelved item titled 'How to market your product on the Internet!'

ServerGenius · 08-04-2002, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pentae
You know sales are slow when ....

.. You ask your Father to put the URL to your site up on the noticeboard at his work.

.. You start a thread about merchant scrub lists.

.. You accuse CCBill of 'Shaving'

.. You bribe a mate from your bar with a bottle of bourbon to skywrite your domain on a national holiday

.. You walk past your local book store and look twice at a shelved item titled 'How to market your product on the Internet!'

You have the time on your hands to make all this stuff up and post it on a message board?

DynaMite

08-03-2002, 03:57 PM	#1
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	You know sales are slow for most people when... ...you start getting more spam. I've been getting a shit load recently. Double the normal quantity. People getting desperate? __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

08-03-2002, 03:58 PM	#2
Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	Summer slowdown ? __________________ "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

08-03-2002, 04:05 PM	#5
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	There's obvious exceptions but I think most have noticed a bit of a slowdown the past week. Thankfully not too bad for me so far though. It's not just porn. I'm getting a shitload more non-porn spam too. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

08-03-2002, 05:12 PM	#7
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	more funny shit __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

08-04-2002, 12:14 AM	#11
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	"click here to get got steamy pictures of barbera streisand and brad pit fucking horses!" __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

08-03-2002, 04:02 PM	#3
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	i rarely receive porn spam unlike credit cards

08-03-2002, 04:05 PM	#4
Choder Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 446	These last two weeks, my conversions have been twice as good as normal.

08-04-2002, 01:55 AM	#12
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	spam is just in vogue again like it was a few years ago, nothing much more to it. we are canning more people now on spam complaints than we have in a while

08-04-2002, 06:31 AM	#13
pentae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Inconceivable! Posts: 899	You know sales are slow when .... .. You ask your Father to put the URL to your site up on the noticeboard at his work. .. You start a thread about merchant scrub lists. .. You accuse CCBill of 'Shaving' .. You bribe a mate from your bar with a bottle of bourbon to skywrite your domain on a national holiday .. You walk past your local book store and look twice at a shelved item titled 'How to market your product on the Internet!'