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Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 06:58 PM

A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses, scientists fear.
They reckon that a huge type of catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals.

Locals have believed for years that a mysterious monster lurks in the water. But they think it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers who venture into the Great Kali, which flows along the India-Nepal border.

The extraordinary creature has been investigated by biologist Jeremy Wade for a TV documentary to be shown on Five.

He said: ?The locals have told me of a theory that this monster has grown extra large on a diet of partially burnt corpses. It has perhaps got this taste for flesh by feasting on remains of funeral pyres. There will be a few freak individuals that grow bigger than the other ones and if you throw in extra food, they will grow even bigger.?

Jeremy discounted theories that crocodiles could be responsible for the carnage before turning his attention to goonches ? among the world?s biggest freshwater fish.

Dragged

He caught one which tipped the scales at 161lb and was nearly 6ft long ? a world record weight and far bigger than any landed before.

He said: ?If that got hold of you, there?d be no getting away.

An 18-year-old Nepali disappeared in the river last year, dragged down by something described as like an ?elongated pig?.

But the first victim of a goonch attack was thought to have been a 17-year-old Nepalese boy.

He was killed in April 1988 as he cooled himself in the river.

Witnesses said he was suddenly pulled below the surface.

Three months later a young boy was dragged underwater as his father watched helplessly.

Five?s Nature Shock series starts on October 14 and Flesh Eating River Monster is on October 21 at 8pm.

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After Shock Media · 10-12-2008, 07:02 PM

Does it state why they discount theories about crocodiles?

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 07:03 PM

Who knows.

Spunky · 10-12-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Does it state why they discount theories about crocodiles?

The Goonch ate them all

10-12-2008, 07:06 PM

reminds me of these guys.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LksuKTD8y0o

DefaultMan · 10-12-2008, 07:06 PM

That's a big fish

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

The Goonch ate them all

Hahahahaha

bloggingseo · 10-12-2008, 07:09 PM

Jeebus! It's the chupa cabra!

qxm · 10-12-2008, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Does it state why they discount theories about crocodiles?

Mutant catfish attracts more tourists .....

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by qxm

Mutant catfish attracts more tourists .....

Haha. Good point.

Barefootsies · 10-12-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bloggingseo

Jeebus! It's the chupa cabra!

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

NinjaSteve · 10-12-2008, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bloggingseo

Jeebus! It's the chupa cabra!

And everybody knows the chupa cabra is a sneaky ass muncher.

Manowar · 10-12-2008, 08:34 PM

i thought chupa cubra posted on here? LOL

L-Pink · 10-12-2008, 08:43 PM

"in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals"

Anyone else notice this part

Bojangles · 10-12-2008, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

"in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals"

Anyone else notice this part

Yeah, I noticed it. Crazy stuff.

BusterBunny · 10-12-2008, 09:02 PM

holy shit aint that the thing that used to beat up arnold in different strokes?

tranza · 10-13-2008, 06:54 AM

It is a huge fish!

10-12-2008, 06:58 PM	#1
Bojangles Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,419	A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses A FEARSOME mutant fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses, scientists fear. They reckon that a huge type of catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals. Locals have believed for years that a mysterious monster lurks in the water. But they think it has moved on from scavenging to snatching unwary bathers who venture into the Great Kali, which flows along the India-Nepal border. The extraordinary creature has been investigated by biologist Jeremy Wade for a TV documentary to be shown on Five. He said: ?The locals have told me of a theory that this monster has grown extra large on a diet of partially burnt corpses. It has perhaps got this taste for flesh by feasting on remains of funeral pyres. There will be a few freak individuals that grow bigger than the other ones and if you throw in extra food, they will grow even bigger.? Jeremy discounted theories that crocodiles could be responsible for the carnage before turning his attention to goonches ? among the world?s biggest freshwater fish. Dragged He caught one which tipped the scales at 161lb and was nearly 6ft long ? a world record weight and far bigger than any landed before. He said: ?If that got hold of you, there?d be no getting away. An 18-year-old Nepali disappeared in the river last year, dragged down by something described as like an ?elongated pig?. But the first victim of a goonch attack was thought to have been a 17-year-old Nepalese boy. He was killed in April 1988 as he cooled himself in the river. Witnesses said he was suddenly pulled below the surface. Three months later a young boy was dragged underwater as his father watched helplessly. Five?s Nature Shock series starts on October 14 and Flesh Eating River Monster is on October 21 at 8pm. Source

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