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Old 10-29-2008, 09:05 AM   #1
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:stoned Paris Hilton Blasting Off Into Space


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Could our prayers have been answered? Is Paris Hilton really going to be shot into space?

Actually, kinda sorta.

The trustafarian is booked on the maiden voyage of the Virgin Galactic sub-orbital spaceflight.

Test flights are now underway and it is thought the first trip could happen within the next 18 months.

Paris reportedly said, "I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"

Hmmm...we're not sure that's a real quote because it's so stupid, but because it's reportedly from Paris, we choose to believe it.

Anyhoo, 157 other peeps have signed up for the first flight at $200,000 a pop, including Madonna, Tom Hanks, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver.

Madge, Forrest Gump, Captain Kirk, Ripley and Paris all on the same space flight? Our head may explode.

At least we might not have to worry about being invaded by aliens.

Much like the white man brought measles, smallpox and the bubonic plague to the Indians when they conquered America, Paris may bring her petri dish of diseases to another planet, thus wiping out the alien population and saving life on earth as we know it...
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:30 AM   #2
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Madge, Forrest Gump, Captain Kirk, Ripley and Paris all on the same space flight? Our head may explode.
I smell VH1 reality show!
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Old 10-29-2008, 09:34 AM   #3
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House in Space?

I need to go register some domains... brb.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:49 AM   #4
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Hope she decides to stay up there... Wouldn't be a great loss.
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:57 AM   #5
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:59 AM   #6
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Hope she decides to stay up there... Wouldn't be a great loss.
Seriosuly! One less useless person gone!
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:46 AM   #7
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If the first flight goes bang then it's going to wipe out a fair few well known people.

(And like terrestrial air travel it's a matter of WHEN, not IF, the first accident with deaths will occur...)
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:48 AM   #8
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:55 AM   #9
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must be a slow celebrity gossip news day ;-)
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:57 AM   #10
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some celebrity may stay in space for as long as i am alive....
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Old 10-29-2008, 11:59 AM   #11
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it was probably her boyfriend's idea. doesn't have the heart to dump her. just hopes she'll go away. far away.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:02 PM   #12
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that is cool as hell..i wish i was going to space

need to work harder!!!!!
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:05 PM   #13
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I really hope this is true! She should take nicole with her aswell!
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:25 PM   #14
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Good for her..
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