The 5 Cisco Challenge!

[BobG]

I challenged RyuLion to drink 5 Cisco's within 2 hours for $1000. The offer stands for anyone else on this board. Come and get it.

[munki]

I won't go near that shit, I don't care what the award is...

[tony286]

what is it?

[Thumbking]

i was thinking WTF that can't be that hard for 1000$ even if ya puke a few times but just to get er done... never heard of the shit so i looked up "cisco drink" in google... the first result on google was this

Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.

In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label (above right). The FTC also forced them to drop their marketing slogan, "Takes You by Surprise," even though it was entirely accurate. Read the FTC's full investigation on their own web page at this link. Since those days, Cisco is harder to find outside the slums, although the FTC's demonizing of the drink only bolstered its reputation for getting people trashed. Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too.

Our research shows that Cisco is actually the second best tasting of the five great bum wines, especially if you're having one of those hankerings for cheap Vodka, Jello and Robitussin. We must also note that Cisco is the best of all 5 bum wines at putting the darkest and puffiest bags under your eyes. The nuclear-tinted color of "Cisco RED" is reminiscent of diesel fuel. Most Cisco flavors are named by the fruit flavor that they are trying to emulate, but the one picture is simply called "RED." This chemical disaster will get your head spinning in no time. A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover.

hahaha

edit: oh ya, i dont know how true this is either, but it was funnier then shit when i found it

[EXPORT]

lol, that is not really a challenge

I drink everything from morning to evening

you people lol me out

[Thumbking]

Originally Posted by EXPORT

lol, that is not really a challenge

I drink everything from morning to evening

you people lol me out

well grab a webcam and lets see ya stream that shit haha

also, i see you got the photo from the same place i found that too bobg

[RyuLion]

so far knowone here doesn't know me..

[eroticsexxx]

oops.. double post

[woj]

doesn't appear THAT hard, those are 18% alcohol each?

[Thumbking]

Originally Posted by woj

doesn't appear THAT hard, those are 18% alcohol each?

lol, I know I could down 4 bottles that size of 18% alcohol no worries... but if any of those side effect posted above are true i don't think i'd want to deal with that

would be like chris tucker in Firday after smoking that weed man!

[munki]

Originally Posted by woj

doesn't appear THAT hard, those are 18% alcohol each?

It's not the alcohol content... it's whatever the fuck else is in it... imagine drinking straight sugary margarita mix or the like.... I think that fucks you up way worse than the actual alcohol.

[D Ghost]

Then, as Cisco?s now illegal campaign would say, it took him "by surprise."

Steven was relaxing on a couch, stumbling his way through a rendition of the Super Mario Bros. theme song on acoustic guitar when he suddenly changed. Like the Hulk turning from mild mannered whoever into that big green guy, Steven just sort of?snapped.

He became very wild and seemed to have little control over his body. He slopped a good deal of Cisco on his shirt as he continued to down the vile brew, and before long was almost completely lost in the drink.

At this point, Steven seemed to be having a pretty good time. His face was almost set in a wild smile like some horrible clown doll. He was covered in cheap booze and kept slipping into fits of horrible thrashing.

http://www.hompco.com/science/the-ci...riment-part-1/