Rant mom-calls-911-on-son-new-self-rape-law - GoFuckYourself.com

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 09:36 AM

Please oh please tell me this is a joke, but looking at this site it isn't WTF

Phoenix, AZ ? A Phoenix boy is behind bars tonight without bail after his mother called 9-1-1 after she found her son in his room, watching porn and masturbating. Phoenix Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends North Valley High School in Phoenix, Arizona. Now the teenager is being charged by prosecutors under a new controversial Arizona state law called ?Self-Rape?, which would carry a minimum of 3 years in prison with a maximum of 15 years behind bars depending on that individuals past criminal history. - See more at: Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report | National Report
Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report | National Report

L-Pink · 11-23-2014, 09:38 AM

I would have been on Death Row serving 2500 consecutive life sentences.

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I would have been on Death Row serving 2500 consecutive life sentences.

Yea no shit, I never post shit I find from other sites here like this but this one really freaks me out.

just a punk · 11-23-2014, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

Now the teenager is being charged by prosecutors under a new controversial Arizona state law called ?Self-Rape?, which would carry a minimum of 3 years in prison with a maximum of 15 years behind bars depending on that individuals past criminal history.

Could you please explain what this new law is about? In short.

brassmonkey · 11-23-2014, 09:44 AM

you cant rape yourself!!

if i remember ill call her office tomorrow

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Could you please explain what this new law is about? In short.

This is the first time this new state law has been used since it was put into action last month by Arizona Governor Jan Brewer. Brewer spoke with local news station ABC 15 about the charges against the boy. - See more at: Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report | National Report

Horner, after hearing his charges by the Honorable Judge Stevens of the United States District Court in Phoenix, which included the brand new ?Self-Rape? state law, Horner immediately broke down into tears and had to be restrained by bailiffs.
Transcripts of the 9-1-1 call were released to the public:

?911, what?s your emergency??
?Help! My son is watching porn and masturbating! That is not allowed in his house and I don?t know what kind of demons possessed him to degrade his body in such a matter. I?m so shakin? up! Please send help immediately!?

- See more at: Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report | National Report

ottopottomouse · 11-23-2014, 09:53 AM

Gullible as fuck. It's a fake news site.

dyna mo · 11-23-2014, 09:54 AM

funny and fake.

good 1 though.

SilentKnight · 11-23-2014, 09:56 AM

The Onion got scooped again it seems.

Sly · 11-23-2014, 09:56 AM

No, a teen wasn't just sentenced to 25 years in prison for swatting

Take a look.

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Gullible as fuck. It's a fake news site.

DAMN why did you spoil it, retard lol to be honest it got me at first but then thought what the hey lets post it on gfy lol

sirkonstantine · 11-23-2014, 09:58 AM

Do you own that site OP?

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 09:59 AM

GOD I wish there were take backs lmao *Feels Dumb*

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sirkonstantine

Do you own that site OP?

No and now after falling for this I wont tell anyone what sites I own lmao

L-Pink · 11-23-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

GOD I wish there were take backs lmao *Feels Dumb*

Just go beat-off while it's still legal

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Just go beat-off while it's still legal

why not lmao

just a punk · 11-23-2014, 10:15 AM

So the kid was arrested for jerking off in a house of his parents? Congrats on that guys, you finally did it.

L-Pink · 11-23-2014, 10:20 AM

Calm down Sputnik it's a fake news story just like the ones you see at home.

SilentKnight · 11-23-2014, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

So the kid was arrested for jerking off in a house of his parents? Congrats on that guys, you finally did it.

The good news is - it's still legal to jerk off in your jurisdiction.

Avoid the possibility of procreating any progeny.

Va2k · 11-23-2014, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

The good news is - it's still legal to jerk off in your jurisdiction.

Avoid the possibility of procreating any progeny.

sorry

MaDalton · 11-23-2014, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Calm down Sputnik it's a fake news story just like the ones you see at home.

klinton · 11-23-2014, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Calm down Sputnik it's a fake news story just like the ones you see at home.

hahahah

brassmonkey · 11-23-2014, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Calm down Sputnik it's a fake news story just like the ones you see at home.

MrBottomTooth · 11-23-2014, 11:32 AM

At first i thought it was fake but then i seen another one of the headlines that said "NEGRO UPRISING" then i knew the site had to be real.

just a punk · 11-23-2014, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by klinton

hahahah

To many things that became real were considered "funny", "absurd" and "impossible" just about 10-20 years ago. E.g: Surprising Things That Could Make You A Sex Offender - Business Insider

So I wasn't be really surprised if the article was truth. Because in a land of the free everything is possible now

2MuchMark · 11-23-2014, 12:21 PM

Jokes like this work really well because the idea of such a law, especially in AZ, is not really beyond the pale.

sandman! · 11-23-2014, 01:56 PM

11-23-2014, 09:36 AM	#1
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	mom-calls-911-on-son-new-self-rape-law Please oh please tell me this is a joke, but looking at this site it isn't WTF Phoenix, AZ ? A Phoenix boy is behind bars tonight without bail after his mother called 9-1-1 after she found her son in his room, watching porn and masturbating. Phoenix Police were quick to respond, arresting 15-year-old Paul Horner, who attends North Valley High School in Phoenix, Arizona. Now the teenager is being charged by prosecutors under a new controversial Arizona state law called ?Self-Rape?, which would carry a minimum of 3 years in prison with a maximum of 15 years behind bars depending on that individuals past criminal history. - See more at: Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report \| National Report Mom Calls 911 On Masturbating Teenage Son; Boy Arrested, Charged With New 'Self-Rape' State Law - National Report \| National Report __________________

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11-23-2014, 09:53 AM	#7
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11-23-2014, 09:56 AM	#10
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11-23-2014, 09:38 AM	#2
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I would have been on Death Row serving 2500 consecutive life sentences.

11-23-2014, 09:54 AM	#8
dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,994	funny and fake. good 1 though.

11-23-2014, 09:56 AM	#9
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	The Onion got scooped again it seems.

11-23-2014, 09:58 AM	#12
sirkonstantine Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 281	Do you own that site OP?

11-23-2014, 10:15 AM	#17
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	So the kid was arrested for jerking off in a house of his parents? Congrats on that guys, you finally did it. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

11-23-2014, 10:20 AM	#18
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Calm down Sputnik it's a fake news story just like the ones you see at home.

11-23-2014, 11:32 AM	#24
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11-23-2014, 12:21 PM	#26
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