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Vagisil · 12-19-2008, 01:06 AM

No, this isn't a tutorial on how to spam... just something i saw this morning that you'd think was a no-brainer.

I received this:

Quote:

hi, I found your mail in my contact list im hot and would love to chat I will bare it all for you baby I will do anything you would like to see

You can chat with me on Y A H O O or MSN Messenger My YAHOO I.D IS Christine44_c714

Really now? Let me help you out on how to ALMOST fool me:

Quote:

hi, I found your mail in my contact list.. chat me up when you have some time or feeling like playin' around or whatever..

Y A H O O or MSN My YAHOO I.D IS Christine44_c714

is it really that hard to put 2 minutes of thought into your spam?

Machete_ · 12-19-2008, 01:07 AM

Hi Jens van assterdam

Donfoolio · 12-19-2008, 01:08 AM

Not putting in any thought is exactly the idea. That's what makes it garbage...

Vagisil · 12-19-2008, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

Hi Jens van assterdam

hi ebus, when are we going to finalize that 5.2k deal?? we were so close. i dont understand why you stopped responding!

Iron Fist · 12-19-2008, 01:12 AM

You think they are actually typing this shit out? Hell no! It's just adaptive software that's trying to run around the filters...

Vagisil · 12-19-2008, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

You think they are actually typing this shit out? Hell no! It's just adaptive software that's trying to run around the filters...

why would they even have strings like that in there?? 'im hot' what chick says that? 'i dont know you, but i'll get naked and do anything for you, contact me' ?

hankphone · 12-19-2008, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Vagisil

why would they even have strings like that in there?? 'im hot' what chick says that? 'i dont know you, but i'll get naked and do anything for you, contact me' ?

The least you could do is reply to my email. I mean, I put myself out there for you.

KillerK · 12-19-2008, 02:21 AM

idiot guys for fall this big time

V_RocKs · 12-19-2008, 02:29 AM

They are looking for the village idiot that cannot control himself.

12-19-2008, 01:08 AM	#3
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12-19-2008, 01:12 AM	#5
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12-19-2008, 01:07 AM	#2
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Hi Jens van assterdam

12-19-2008, 02:21 AM	#8
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12-19-2008, 02:29 AM	#9
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,406	They are looking for the village idiot that cannot control himself.