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01-14-2009, 01:57 PM | #1 |
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Post a few of your favorite quotes [business & otherwise]
Post 1 or 2....even 3 of your favorite quotes. Try to do one "personal" and one "business". Can't think of one? Fire up google & type in "famous quotes". Or post one of your own "gems of wisdom". Just be sure to sign your name to it!
I find these type of quotes to be quite helpful in the creative/problem solving department. Maybe it'll give that same inspiration to someone else....lets get some good ones going! Here are mine 1) "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey 2) ?Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming.? - Richard Branson 3) "No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." - Hunter S. Thompson
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01-14-2009, 02:28 PM | #2 |
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There are just too many good quotes to choose from pr0..
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." -Albert Einstein ?Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.? - Mae West ?Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.? - Thomas Jefferson
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01-14-2009, 02:31 PM | #3 |
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01-14-2009, 02:42 PM | #4 |
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01-14-2009, 02:46 PM | #5 |
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"every passing moment is another chance to turn it all around"
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01-14-2009, 02:47 PM | #6 |
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No thread like this would be complete without a mention of the Gordon Gecko "Greed is Good" speech.
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/Movi...allstreet.html
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01-14-2009, 02:48 PM | #8 |
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01-14-2009, 02:51 PM | #9 |
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01-14-2009, 02:52 PM | #10 |
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder
If the ignorance of nature gave birth to gods, the knowledge of nature is calculated to destroy them Where knowledge ends, religion begins. Atheism: A non-prophet organization Ghandi-I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows. AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish. My fave Business Quotes soon to cum and are very likely to start with: "Get off my lawn"
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01-14-2009, 03:00 PM | #11 |
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01-14-2009, 03:04 PM | #12 |
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since you asked..
I actually like to leave this message on peoples voice mail.. Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open. |
01-14-2009, 03:05 PM | #13 |
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01-14-2009, 03:09 PM | #14 |
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Sell a man a fish he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and you've ruined a wonderful business opportunity. - Karl Marx
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01-14-2009, 03:28 PM | #15 |
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"People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly." - Brendan Francis "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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01-14-2009, 04:07 PM | #16 |
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01-14-2009, 04:10 PM | #18 |
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01-14-2009, 04:16 PM | #19 |
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01-14-2009, 04:20 PM | #20 |
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01-14-2009, 04:24 PM | #21 |
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01-14-2009, 04:48 PM | #22 |
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Next to doing the right thing, the most important thing is to let people know you are doing the right thing. - John D. Rockefeller It doesn’t matter how many times you fail. It doesn’t matter how many times you almost get it right. No one is going to know or care about your failures, and neither should you. All you have to do is learn from them and those around you because... All that matters in business is that you get it right once. Then everyone can tell you how lucky you are. - Mark Cuban Why is it that with all the information available today on how to be successful in small business, so few people really are? - Michael Gerber If your thinking is sloppy, your business will be sloppy. If you are disorganized, your business will be disorganized. If you are greedy, your empoyees will be greedy, giving you less and less of themselves and always asking for more. - Michael Gerber Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it. - Peter Lynch A few.
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01-14-2009, 04:50 PM | #23 |
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01-14-2009, 04:56 PM | #24 |
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Right now I am having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.. I think I have forgotten this before..
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01-15-2009, 11:38 AM | #45 |
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