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Old 02-04-2009, 02:01 AM   #1
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Voted Best Australian Joke by Australians

A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a
couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news
first?'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the
reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit
of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up, there were quite a few
really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so
we've brought you your share.'

He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
five crabs in it.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and
All that... So what's the other possible good news?

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here
get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and
pull her up again!
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:23 AM   #2
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Must be a Brisbane cop joke, Those folks are a little slow. :D
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:00 AM   #3
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It's good but it can't be the best
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Old 02-04-2009, 11:24 AM   #4
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what a poor country/continent
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