My large box of dildos and butt toys was delivered to another apartment by mistake! - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 03-02-2009, 09:09 PM

I spent a few hundred bucks on dildos, butt plugs and other ass toys and UPS set it outside the door of another apartment, which the tenant got and opened.

Too fucking funny.

collegeboobies · 03-02-2009, 09:17 PM

Who knows what they did with them

Darkhorse · 03-02-2009, 09:19 PM

None were tested lol

mmcfadden · 03-02-2009, 09:20 PM

I guess the tenant handed them back to you... Did you explain? How did it go?

Redrob · 03-02-2009, 09:20 PM

Didn't the box have your name on it?

Spunky · 03-02-2009, 09:23 PM

I'd wash them in case they tried them out before returning them to you

DWB · 03-02-2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Redrob

Didn't the box have your name on it?

YES!!!!

I had to call the store and UPS to find out that they dropped them off at another apartment. After they told me the number, I know one guy in my building who knows everyone so I called him to ask them if they got it, which they did and had already opened the box even with my name on it.

Too funny.

I would have LOVED to seen their face when they opened the box.

Achmed's Wife Halimah · 03-02-2009, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

YES!!!!

I had to call the store and UPS to find out that they dropped them off at another apartment. After they told me the number, I know one guy in my building who knows everyone so I called him to ask them if they got it, which they did and had already opened the box even with my name on it.

Too funny.

I would have LOVED to seen their face when they opened the box.

Sorry for opening this box Dirty Caucasian but Achmed has me open any & all suspect packages.
I give back to you all but one plug.
Purple is my Achmeds favorite color. He like this very much and use it before I can make him stop.

DWB · 03-02-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by collegeboobies

Who knows what they did with them

That's kind of hot. I hope they used them.

kane · 03-02-2009, 09:37 PM

That is classic.

I have a friend that did that adam and eve stuff for a little while. She went and picked up an order of about 20 assorted vibrators and toys and was driving home with this trunk full of hardware and got pulled over. Her purse was in the trunk. So she opens up the trunk and the cop looks in and see 20 different sex toys in the trunk and probably thought she was a freak.

He did let her go with a warning

DWB · 03-02-2009, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by kane

That is classic.

I have a friend that did that adam and eve stuff for a little while. She went and picked up an order of about 20 assorted vibrators and toys and was driving home with this trunk full of hardware and got pulled over. Her purse was in the trunk. So she opens up the trunk and the cop looks in and see 20 different sex toys in the trunk and probably thought she was a freak.

He did let her go with a warning

I usually always have a box of 50 or so tranny DVDs in my jeep. They are returns or damaged boxes. I keep them there waiting for that exact thing to happen, but so far I just get tickets and they don't look in my ride.

ExLust · 03-02-2009, 11:38 PM

You still want them back? lol

kmanrox · 03-03-2009, 03:40 AM

w t f are you still doing in whiteyville dubbs?

seeandsee · 03-03-2009, 03:58 AM

that was big surprise

pixovore · 03-03-2009, 04:20 AM

it wasn t me...

DWB · 03-03-2009, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox

w t f are you still doing in whiteyville dubbs?

Missing Thailand. :-(

The Duck · 03-03-2009, 06:13 AM

I lold :DD

tranza · 03-03-2009, 06:42 AM

Now this person knows one of your perverted secrets....hahaha

HorseShit · 03-03-2009, 07:09 AM

you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?

sexandcash · 03-03-2009, 07:13 AM

I want more details! what did the guy who opened the box say?

sexandcash · 03-03-2009, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?

good point, isn't that a federal offense to open another person's mail?
WTF?

CaptainHowdy · 03-03-2009, 07:51 AM

I'd wish it was me...

A-n-D-r-E-S · 03-03-2009, 08:46 AM

Hahaha that sucks!

riabanana · 03-03-2009, 08:53 AM

You should have ordered from us instead. Haha.

StuartD · 03-03-2009, 08:54 AM

I hate that when UPS pulls that crap. I lived in an apartment building when I ordered a new printer. They dropped it off at some guy's place 2 floors down on the other side of the building.
Talk about random.

rowan · 03-03-2009, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sexandcash

good point, isn't that a federal offense to open another person's mail?
WTF?

Would that law still apply to an item delivered by a third party privately held company rather than the official mail carrier for the country? Still, not very nice, or smart, to go opening someone else's package...

sexandcash · 03-03-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Would that law still apply to an item delivered by a third party privately held company rather than the official mail carrier for the country? Still, not very nice, or smart, to go opening someone else's package...

I have no idea. I majored in psychology not law. ;)
If someone else has insight...pls share. I'd like to know and I'm sure other GFYers would too.

That's just jerky to open someone else's package anyway. What a douche!

Blazed · 03-03-2009, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jdavis

you aren't pissed that someone else opened a box with your name on it?

Exactly sounds like bullshit tbh, unless you live in a shit hole where its cool to go through other peoples shit?

John-ACWM · 03-03-2009, 09:14 AM

Goddamn hilarious

The Seduction of Art · 03-03-2009, 09:45 AM

Guess it wasn't the Omaha steaks they were hoping for.

munki · 03-03-2009, 09:49 AM

Who are you ordering from these days?

UFGators2007 · 03-03-2009, 11:22 AM

I would be pissed at them for opening the package.

NicAngel · 03-03-2009, 11:42 AM

i'd demand free rent.

D Ghost · 03-03-2009, 11:51 AM

Damn lmao

dav3 · 03-03-2009, 01:07 PM

What is it with these stories of other people opening packages with another person's name on it? It's like people have no fucking self-control or morals anymore.

C-Luv · 03-03-2009, 01:16 PM

That reminds me, I need a new toy!

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