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SilentKnight · 06-07-2009, 04:15 PM

The other day I had to park in a public parking lot in the downtown core while running a few errands.

As I was walking out of the parkin' lot - I walked past a parked minivan with a guy sittin' in the driver's seat, laptop on his lap...surfin' porn (the screen was obvious in view as I walked by).

I stopped for a moment, turned and jokingly said, "Mom kick you outta the basement again?"

The guy laughed and said, "Naw, its cheaper to use the free wifi from the hockey arena across the street than pay my IP bill."

I laughed and said, "Smart thinkin'," and continued on my way.

Which makes me wonder - how common is this among surfers these days? Is it a sign of the economic times?

Maybe we need a new niche that specifically caters to the parking lot crowd?

EscortBiz · 06-07-2009, 04:18 PM

I personally think he was a webmaster updating his blog or something living out of a van

HorseShit · 06-07-2009, 04:25 PM

what site was he visiting? :P

GatorB · 06-07-2009, 04:27 PM

Our local library has free wi-fi and I know a couple of people that park in the parking lot after hours and do that.

BVF · 06-07-2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EscortBiz

I personally think he was a webmaster updating his blog or something living out of a van

Yeah you caught me.

AaliyahLove · 06-07-2009, 04:53 PM

Everyday I see my neighbor sitting in his garage with nothing but a lawn chair and a laptop.. I always thought he was prob trying to steal someone's internet (or his wife is driving him crazy LOL)

robfantasy · 06-07-2009, 04:54 PM

pathetic !!

brassmonkey · 06-07-2009, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GatorB

Our local library has free wi-fi and I know a couple of people that park in the parking lot after hours and do that.

a homeless guy here was watching porn at the local library and there were kids looking so i knocked him out his seat and turned it off

D Ghost · 06-07-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Maybe we need a new niche that specifically caters to the parking lot crowd?

lol

Manowar · 06-07-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

a homeless guy here was watching porn at the local library and there were kids looking so i knocked him out his seat and turned it off

nice work!!

alias · 06-07-2009, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

Everyday I see my neighbor sitting in his garage with nothing but a lawn chair and a laptop.. I always thought he was prob trying to steal someone's internet (or his wife is driving him crazy LOL)

He is probably looking at your site.

SilentKnight · 06-07-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Justin

what site was he visiting? :P

Didn't ask/didn't tell.

AaliyahLove · 06-07-2009, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

He is probably looking at your site.

Hopefully LOL! It's prob MY internet that he's stealing hehe

SilentKnight · 06-07-2009, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

a homeless guy here was watching porn at the local library and there were kids looking so i knocked him out his seat and turned it off

The parent in me says good job.

The webmaster in me says - someone lost a sale.

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