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marty · 06-23-2009, 06:20 AM

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?"

Si · 06-23-2009, 08:08 AM

Bit below the belt but funny!

John-ACWM · 06-23-2009, 10:06 AM

I liked the robot idea

AssPirate · 06-23-2009, 10:16 AM

Oh God, I think my IQ just dropped further than the bartender robot. I hate to admit it but I didn't get the joke.

06-23-2009, 06:20 AM	#1
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	Robot Bartender A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Indy 500, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly.... "So, ya gonna vote for Obama again?"

06-23-2009, 10:06 AM	#3
John-ACWM Work Work Work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: EU Posts: 20,060	I liked the robot idea __________________ Video Chat Forum

06-23-2009, 10:16 AM	#4
AssPirate Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,135	Oh God, I think my IQ just dropped further than the bartender robot. I hate to admit it but I didn't get the joke. __________________

06-23-2009, 08:08 AM	#2
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	Bit below the belt but funny!