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![]() I stopped at this intersection near my girlfriend's house... and watched 4 teenagers on bicycles and skateboards roll through the stop sign, at about the same time as I was punching the gas... I stopped about 5 feet of them just to prove my point that they shouldn't run stop signs. I rolled down my window and pointed to the stop sign... attempting to illustrate my point. They said "come out here and show us, we'll fucking kill you..." I just drove away.
Sometimes I wish I could run down people like that. ![]() I don't think they understand how well a 4000lb SUV could flatten their asses. Maybe they just need a lesson in physics. |
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You must have felt big and powerful in that SUV...you sure taught them a lesson!
![]() Good thing you quickly/cowardly drove away before those punks kicked your ass! ![]() ADG |
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relax ...
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just stupid fuckin' kids.. not worth the trouble..
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reminds me of a stupid 10 yr old black kid who had the look of nipple sucking fear in his eyes when i almost pummeled his ass after he ran an intersection on his (probably) stolen scooter.. i told him to watch out and he screamed "bitch i kill you", and i drove away because i believed he would
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I find it sad that today's skaters are seen with the likes of BMXicans.
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Normally I don't have the cover of night to hide my face when I vent off some steam. Frankly I didn't expect these kids to take such offense to me telling them off. Really, is it something we need to make death threats over? I mean... there's been many times when I've had to slam on my brakes to avoid hitting these kind of idiots. It's as if that doesn't mean anything to them. They think they're in the right. |
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![]() Carry a gun next time, and maybe you can teach those kids a real lesson... ![]() ADG |
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dude hell yeah... fucking kids on their damn longboards... just about smeared 4 of them a couple days ago turning right onto a street. they were going about 25mph down the middle of oncoming traffic (my lane)
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It all starts with the parents.
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Then its the media.
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Hit one of them fuckers, not hard just a little bump. Thats going to be the only thing to make them learn their lesson
![]() try living in a college town and everybody in their mothers drive bikes in the same street as you. my best friend hit a person one day " not hard " but the guy on the bike fliped my friend off afterwards haha im sure the person he hit will think twice before u gets back in the road on his bike |
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should have pulled the heater
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Reminds me of that 10yr old I hit.
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People=Shit
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My favorite saying - "Pedestrians always have the right-of-way.......and sometimes they're dead right!"
Kids these days don't respect or give a shit about sauntering across the road, interfering with traffic, mouthing off to drivers. But the moment you hit one of the little skids - it's YOUR fault. Next time - get out of your vehicle with cell phone to your ear and run a good bluff like you're calling the cops. Tell the punk to sit his ass on the curb to wait for them so you can lay charges. Let him stew awhile before releasing back to the wild. |
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Wasnt there a story a while back about a man who hit a kid and jumped out to check on the child and the whole neighborhood beat him to death?
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I bet you were those kids growing up. |
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go punch the clown and calm down
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You had to shoot them in the face. Seriously. WTF were you thinking, driving away...?
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damn kids get offa my lawn!!!
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If they wanted to walk across the street, he would have had to wait.
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But we all know in actuality...they wouldn't be ticketed. That would require a cop to leave the donut shop or the A/C comfort of his cruiser and actually issue a citation. |
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Many kids nowadays don't have too much education.
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