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07-24-2009, 07:37 PM | #1 |
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I just stiffed a stripper on a lapdance.
Guess I shouldn't have gone after getting laid, but without a sack full, it just seemed like a ripoff for $20.
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07-24-2009, 07:39 PM | #2 |
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Getting stiff from a stripper = cool
stiffing a stripper = uncool |
07-24-2009, 07:41 PM | #3 |
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If you would stiff a stripper...you would stiff anybody
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07-24-2009, 07:42 PM | #4 |
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No security where she works?
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that is very uncool, why are you bragging about being a cheapskate?
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07-24-2009, 07:52 PM | #6 |
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I call bullshit. All strip clubs have bouncers that would have made you give her the $20.
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Actually - in a lot of states, the bouncer can act tough - but in reality, there ain't much he can do. It's the dancer that has to press the charges - and few ever do. Seen too many of my friends get screwed over by cheap fuckers.
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07-24-2009, 07:55 PM | #8 |
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She was really ugly! but the best looking one there. I feel I did the right thing.
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07-24-2009, 08:19 PM | #9 |
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nah, he was smaller than me. had bad breath too.
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07-24-2009, 08:36 PM | #10 |
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With those kind of morals, i'm sure PornNewz has high standards as well.
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Let me get this straight. Just because you were not that horny due to having sex before getting the lapdance, you somehow believed that the stripper was not entitled to be paid for her services.
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07-24-2009, 10:24 PM | #13 |
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you cheap bastard ;)
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07-24-2009, 10:28 PM | #14 |
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strange thing to show off about ..... are you planning on doing business here ?
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07-24-2009, 10:38 PM | #15 |
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Ha ha a post clearly aiming for CULT status but missed by one letter
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07-24-2009, 11:28 PM | #17 |
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Damn - every time I read the title of this on I read:
I just SNIFFED a stripper on a lapdance. And well hell, who here hasn't! . |
07-24-2009, 11:33 PM | #18 |
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Happened to me as well...
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07-24-2009, 11:46 PM | #19 |
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I'm not sticking up for this cheapskate, but like others said, the bouncer can't really do anything but kick him out and it's up to the stripper to press charges, but can you actually see a stripper calling the cops and saying "I gave this douchebag a lapdance and he never paid!" and actually get the guy arrested for theft or something?
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You can walk into a strip club with enough money to pay cover and buy a drink, then find a girl who will stack a bunch of dances (dancing multiple songs in a row without collecting between... which a lot of girls do), and walk out without getting the shit kicked out of you. All they can do is have you do if you can't pay is empty your pockets and then they have to send you on your way. They CAN call the police but it's ultimately not worth having a call to service on a liquor license (it's reported to the liquor board any time the police are called) or having to keep a guy there to get a few bucks out of him. $20 would piss me off as I make a % of the money the girls make, but I would just have the guy kicked out and tell the stripper tough shit. If she stacked a bunch of dances and lost out on big money (figure every 15 minutes @ 20 dollars a song it's $100 and you lose track of time when getting a little cock grinding) I would kick the guy out, 86 him, and yell at the stripper for about 20 minutes for being such a retard. |
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Your fault for choosing her and there are no strippers giving lapdances that you first don't say yes to her "face"!! You had to have known an could have said no thanks sorry that was so uncool and shitty to do that to someone else no matter how you feel. Even if it was a shitty lapdance it was your fault for getting her - NOT hers. Go back, find her and pay her double and apologize for being an ass. You may find that she'll tell other girls first to watch out for you and if you do the right thing - she may also find you a girl that suits you and she'll respect the fact you were a man and owned up to your mistake and stupidity. These girls don't do it for fun - alot support their kids or school etc. not all are on drugs or would willingly at any time take their clothes off for you...ITS A JOB!!
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If the guy emptys his pockets and does have some cash, aren't you breaking the law by taking it? (you have already violated his civil rights by having him empty his pockets, btw) If you cant really do anything that would involve police, how do you handle that? Seems like as long as they make the cover, and buy a drink the rest is as expensive as they want to make it. OP, pay for your lapdances man.
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its bullshit. Just like 95% of whats written on his idiotic sblog Pornnewz .com - this "story* is a copy.
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07-25-2009, 05:59 AM | #25 |
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why does he have to pay if he didnt enjoy the performance?
she didnt do her par of the deal good enough = no pay |
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They fucking sucked so bad, It ruined them for me. I didn't get my money back. OP should have paid.....
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Now I know why mom came from work so pissed off!
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07-25-2009, 07:40 AM | #29 |
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07-25-2009, 07:40 AM | #30 |
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Sad that someone would somehow feel empowered by cheating someone. Whether it is true or not, claiming it in an attempt to garner attention is pretty low level
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You can't just take the money from the guy, legally. What you can do is threaten to call the police and have him arrested for trespassing, or tell him that by law you are required to report when a patron has had too much to drink and tries to get in his car after you offer him a cab. Honestly I've never had a problem where the guy HAD the money and wouldn't pay. They usually don't have the money, or the girl gets called to the stage and the guy sneaks out. Doormen at clubs have a LOT of duties, most of which include cleaning. So keeping track of even 10 dancers, 20 customers, getting yelled at by a manager, checking ID's at the door, helping waitresses clear tables, re arranging chairs etc you get a little backed up and can't see everything all at once. Although some clubs do have a person whose sole duty is to keep track of dances. Sometimes it's a waitress, sometimes a doorman. It's a lot to get into but the cliffs are that legally you can search them on the pretense you are looking for weapons - though it's a civil matter between the stripper and patron if she decides to try to get the money from him and the best thing you can do is threaten to make his life hell if he doesn't pay up and then ultimately refuse him service ever again. Strippers are pretty fucking stupid but even they know better than to call the police to the club they work at. Most of them run to the back even when City Health Inspectors or Liquor Board walks in |
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Most people bragging about this kind of stupidity usually are bluffing. You stayed home all night, hate doritos and watch porn on tube site and come here to flaunt how you stiffed a stripper.
You ain't fooling no one kiddo.
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Maybe someone should do a few chargebacks to you and then maybe you would not be such an ASSHOLE..but wait you don't sell anything on you little site...lol
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Why is it that the first replies are almost always the best?
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Ok, so what if the stripper was my girlfriend, (and no, she's not ugly)whom I just had sex with before I drove her to work and she was using me on a slow night to drum up more business?
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Watch out you may become stiff!
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I'd say you are a dreamer LOL
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You were the guy that posted in my thread about a MILF, you said that you wanted me to hit you up, you said WhiteZilla wanted a shoot on her.... So I sent you an e-mail, to this point in time nothing back, was this more of your BULLSHIT......
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Either the whole story is BS, or you're back pedalling now to save face.
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Never received it. Feel free to send it along to Hush Hush, they would be the ones interested in shooting her for WhiteZilla. Robert (at) hushinc.com I love the responses everyone, keep them coming! For a forum thats starts with "Fucking Around..." Some of you take life and this board way to seriously, this thread is a testament to that! |
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07-25-2009, 10:42 AM | #46 |
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Typical PornNewz idiot style, can't do anything right.
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Justin, my little love stalker! What took you so long, I figured you'd have been in here long ago! Welcome!
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congrats to the winners
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Once you walk out then they kick your ass for the $20 or $20 buck worth the stripper offers them
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