Why was there never a Seinfeld Movie? - GoFuckYourself.com

RadicalSights · 08-07-2009, 09:01 AM

I still watch the reruns and laugh... never gets old.

Why didn't they make a feature length film before it ended?

grumpy · 08-07-2009, 09:17 AM

30 mins is enough

Smiley · 08-07-2009, 09:21 AM

we did one:

http://seinfeldxxx.com/

uvort · 08-07-2009, 09:24 AM

Because the show was literally about nothing... why do you waste your life watching that?

PR_Sebas · 08-07-2009, 09:25 AM

I don't think a movie would have been good. They had no idea how to end the show about nothing, how would they end a movie?

On the plus side the entire cast will be back together on Curb Your Enthusiasm this year.

Hotrocket · 08-07-2009, 10:20 AM

Dunno, but the entire cast is going to be on the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm for 4-5 shows, heard it was everyone..even Newman..the "topic" of the shows has something to do with them discussing doing a reunion show

who · 08-07-2009, 10:26 AM

A movie about nothing?

Just watch anything with Ben Affleck

Fletch XXX · 08-07-2009, 10:26 AM

i couldnt sit through 5 mins of seinfeld let alone a movie lol

Horny Dude · 08-07-2009, 10:26 AM

Most tv shows that are funny for 30 mins never translate well into an hour plus movie. Reno 911, Southpark, the simpsons are all good for 30 mins, but longer then that and its just boring.

Long live the reruns, that show is still funny as hell.

Deesnuts · 08-07-2009, 10:29 AM

good Q....

hypedough · 08-07-2009, 10:51 AM

I'd rather watch a Curb movie.

Smiley · 08-07-2009, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by hypedough

I'd rather watch a Curb movie.

cheers to that...love that show

dyna mo · 08-07-2009, 11:57 AM

i believe there is a curb movie coming out soon

Jarmusch · 08-07-2009, 12:02 PM

Because most movies based on a series FAIL.

The Duck · 08-07-2009, 12:02 PM

Holy shit yes there should have been.

Great Shooter · 08-07-2009, 01:43 PM

Because it sucks!

fris · 08-07-2009, 04:43 PM

god those are some ugly actors in seinfeld xxx

nico-t · 08-07-2009, 08:22 PM

seinfeld was fucking funny, brilliant show..... a movie wouldnt work though.

StickyGreen · 08-07-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by uvort

Because the show was literally about nothing... why do you waste your life watching that?

Why do people watch anything fictional on TV? (Obviously to be entertained) But why so much?

J. Falcon · 08-07-2009, 08:35 PM

Seinfield kicks ass, never gets old.

Rick Diculous · 08-07-2009, 08:43 PM

I'm sure it would suck but I would go see it anyways

mikesouth · 08-08-2009, 01:37 AM

Why would anyone want a Seinfeld Movie?

Id just as soon watch two economists explaining what a recession is.....

seeandsee · 08-08-2009, 05:36 AM

they suck maybe?

TheDoc · 08-08-2009, 08:12 AM

What the hell is a Seinfield?

andrej_NDC · 08-08-2009, 12:47 PM

Best TV show ever...I would rather see more seasons than a movie.

stickyfingerz · 08-08-2009, 01:01 PM

What we really need is a 1 or 2 hour wrap up movie for Las Vegas..

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-08-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

i couldnt sit through 5 mins of seinfeld let alone a movie lol

I agree, that was one show I never got in to.
Married with Children was the best and two and a half men is my favorite.

VeriSexy · 08-09-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

Best TV show ever...I would rather see more seasons than a movie.

I'm with ya...

Si · 08-09-2009, 07:28 AM

because its shit

08-09-2009, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Smiley

we did one:

http://seinfeldxxx.com/

I watched that one a few weeks ago.

First porno I seen that was actually pretty funny (on purpose). Loved the porn nazi.

SilentKnight · 08-09-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights

Why didn't they make a feature length film before it ended?

Because the studios didn't have enough cash to pay audiences to laugh at unfunny jokes?

andrej_NDC · 08-09-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Because the studios didn't have enough cash to pay audiences to laugh at unfunny jokes?

The jokes actually require a higher IQ than average...so yeah, they would need to pay most people to laugh.

Wasn't pointed at you.

Nicky · 08-09-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

What we really need is a 1 or 2 hour wrap up movie for Las Vegas..

SilentKnight · 08-09-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

The jokes actually require a higher IQ than average...so yeah, they would need to pay most people to laugh.

Wasn't pointed at you.

Stephen Hawking enjoying a hilarious Seinfeld joke.

08-07-2009, 09:01 AM	#1
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