Global Accés is Hiring! - GoFuckYourself.com

JenniDahling · 08-26-2009, 03:54 PM

Global Accés S.L., the leaders in online SMS and Phone Billing is opening an office in Tampa and has an Immediate Opening for a motivated and organized person to handle existing clients and help grow new ones.

The Ideal Candidate Can:

Build and maintain accounts.
Meet and exceed sales quotas.
Demonstrate past success in commission-based sales positions.
Used to talking to business owners and executives on a Business to Business level
Meet and capture the attention of hard to reach decision makers.
Develop accounts to use all of the company's solutions.
Take direction and be able to fill in the blanks with common sense.
Speak and write fluently in English.

Strong writing abilities and business mail etiquette is a must.

Please Email:

1)Your Current Resume
2)Salary Expectations
3)A Cover Letter Detailing Why you are Fit for this Position

to HR (at) global-acces.com

This position applies to the Andorra office as well if you're a candidate in Europe.

sandman! · 08-26-2009, 03:56 PM

is this an in house position or can i work from home nakid ?

GetSCORECash · 08-26-2009, 04:02 PM

Jenni, I like the Avatar!

JenniDahling · 08-26-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sandman!

is this an in house position or can i work from home nakid ?

It's an in-house position, nakedness is optional

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Originally Posted by SCORE-Cash

Jenni, I like the Avatar!

Thank you daahling! Shot courtesy of Baddog in Barcelona. I was explaining the subtle differences of these black pumps vs. the 5 other pairs of black pumps I own.

marketsmart · 08-26-2009, 04:16 PM

Do you have any openings for ass waxers?

J. Falcon · 08-26-2009, 04:18 PM

Interesting job, here is a bump.

baddog · 08-26-2009, 04:31 PM

I am honored to see my work as your avatar.

Due · 08-26-2009, 05:07 PM

Thanks for the resumes send so far, I've seen a couple of interesting ones already

Due · 08-26-2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

Do you have any openings for ass waxers?

I got my eyebrows waxed once, that shit hurt as well

JenniDahling · 08-26-2009, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

Do you have any openings for ass waxers?

Keep your ass wax away from my opening

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

I am honored to see my work as your avatar.

Silent homage my friend. Hit me up tomorrow afternoon, I'll give you the lowdown on the Amsterdam lodgings.

Phallus Fondue · 08-26-2009, 09:00 PM

in house and commission based? good luck.

Iron Fist · 08-26-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Meet and capture the attention of hard to reach decision makers.

Oh this ought to be interesting....

JFK · 08-26-2009, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Interesting job, here is a bump.

here's another

fuzebox · 08-26-2009, 10:19 PM

I don't meet any of the requirements... but I do know how to operate a telephone!

Raf1 · 08-26-2009, 11:38 PM

interesting position for the right person. Good luck with the search

VeriSexy · 08-27-2009, 12:35 AM

Nice opportunity here

Mike Dutch · 08-27-2009, 02:21 AM

bump, nice opportunity for someone to work with some good guys (and a hot girl ;))

camchoice · 08-27-2009, 05:28 AM

Good luck with finding the right person for the Job guys and hot girl ...
Friendly bump for global access !

Wizzo · 08-27-2009, 05:42 AM

Good luck in your search!

Due · 08-27-2009, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Phallus Fondue

in house and commission based? good luck.

There is a base salary as well, with on going monthly commission for the life of each account.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

I don't meet any of the requirements... but I do know how to operate a telephone!

Ironically there is very little phone use in this position

thanks for the bumps and resumes folks, keep em coming

C-Luv · 08-27-2009, 09:05 AM

Bump for a J-O-B

Due · 08-27-2009, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv

Bump for a J-O-B

Thanks

RyuLion · 08-27-2009, 12:07 PM

the only person I wouldn't handle being stuck in a room would be with a sales rep..

JenniDahling · 08-27-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

bump, nice opportunity for someone to work with some good guys (and a hot girl ;))

MeeYowww...

See you soon Mikey!!! xoxo

ThumbLord · 08-27-2009, 04:02 PM

May the best candidate win !
have fun Due checking them !

ThumbLord · 08-27-2009, 04:28 PM

bump for Morten and his crew.

Due · 08-27-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

bump for Morten and his crew.

Thanks

I guess I'll see you in Amsterdam soon, are you going to webmaster access ?

ThumbLord · 08-28-2009, 03:10 PM

yes, we will meet there, beer is on you !

Don Pueblo · 08-28-2009, 03:24 PM

the smoke and mirrors reps jobs are being killed off in programs. owners realize that this beggin for accounts b2b BS gets them no where. if you can't aggregate traffic you are taking up resources and payroll.

beefbarron · 08-28-2009, 03:30 PM

Might give this a try.

ThumbLord · 08-28-2009, 03:54 PM

wow, very deep, Don Pueblo, smoke and mirrors, good theme for a new Hollywood or even Bollywood production, my God it is fridaynight here where I live, glad your having a good time on this board

Due · 08-28-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Pueblo

the smoke and mirrors reps jobs are being killed off in programs. owners realize that this beggin for accounts b2b BS gets them no where. if you can't aggregate traffic you are taking up resources and payroll.

Sounds great, if I knew what you are talking about it might make sense to me

Thanks for the bump!

Dirty D · 08-28-2009, 04:50 PM

Bump for a hot job in beautiful Tampa.

Xrated J · 08-28-2009, 06:10 PM

wish i lived closer to tampa

Barefootsies · 08-28-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord

yes, we will meet there, beer is on you !

Between all the beers I owe you, and the one's you can get out of this thread, you should be able to drink yourself into oblivion nicely my friend.

Due · 08-30-2009, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xrated J

wish i lived closer to tampa

It's ONLY a 4 hour drive

Thanks to everyone that send in their resumes, most people should have heard back from us by now, any last minute resumes can still be sent to hr AT global-acces.com

RyuLion · 08-30-2009, 11:08 AM

shimmy2 · 08-30-2009, 03:03 PM

well JD i'm about 45min away but i just setup shop in my own office. hope u find the right person for the position!

Manowar · 08-30-2009, 03:19 PM

great opportunity there

ThumbLord · 08-30-2009, 06:08 PM

what Manowar stated and yes this is a shameless bump

TurboAngel · 08-31-2009, 09:46 AM

I hope you find the right person!

Sharky · 08-31-2009, 09:48 AM

So when can I tour the Global-Access Tampa Office? ;-)

Due · 08-31-2009, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky

So when can I tour the Global-Access Tampa Office? ;-)

Hit me up and lets hookup

I got cold beer in the fridge, the barbecue is in place and the pool temperature is perfect

Ohhh and the furnitures was just delivered today

08-26-2009, 03:54 PM	#1
JenniDahling Market Penetration Specialist Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Out of my Suitcases Posts: 5,285	Global Accés is Hiring! Global Accés S.L., the leaders in online SMS and Phone Billing is opening an office in Tampa and has an Immediate Opening for a motivated and organized person to handle existing clients and help grow new ones. The Ideal Candidate Can: Build and maintain accounts. Meet and exceed sales quotas. Demonstrate past success in commission-based sales positions. Used to talking to business owners and executives on a Business to Business level Meet and capture the attention of hard to reach decision makers. Develop accounts to use all of the company's solutions. Take direction and be able to fill in the blanks with common sense. Speak and write fluently in English. Strong writing abilities and business mail etiquette is a must. Please Email: 1)Your Current Resume 2)Salary Expectations 3)A Cover Letter Detailing Why you are Fit for this Position to HR (at) global-acces.com This position applies to the Andorra office as well if you're a candidate in Europe. __________________ cLick my kitty, you know you want to jenni {at} prkitty.com Meet me at The Island Gathering

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