Model's Reasons For Not Making A Shoot - Official Excuse Number 5,685,168,198,463,357 - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveHardeman · 08-31-2009, 02:58 PM

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"

So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard.

So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Ummm, yeah, OK.

Gotta love it. :-)

D Ghost · 08-31-2009, 03:00 PM

lol late night skate

art914 · 08-31-2009, 03:02 PM

hey we all need to make time to skateboard no matter what time of the day..it's that important, dont you know

Why · 08-31-2009, 03:35 PM

girls do strange things sometimes...

dyna mo · 08-31-2009, 03:37 PM

had one cancel a few weeks ago due to her butthole bleeding.

i figured she wasn't making that up eh.

CYF · 08-31-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

had one cancel a few weeks ago due to her butthole bleeding.

i figured she wasn't making that up eh.

wonder why it was bleeding?

nikki99 · 08-31-2009, 05:16 PM

stupid models

Elli · 08-31-2009, 06:15 PM

stranger things have happened...

SilentKnight · 08-31-2009, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

wonder why it was bleeding?

Two words - cavity search.

Fat Panda · 08-31-2009, 06:34 PM

maybe she just didn't want your big cock in her asshole

MovieMaster · 08-31-2009, 07:01 PM

Best one I heard was: I flipped my truck on the freeway and she was ok, no drama and when I asked did she need help or a ride home nah its ok. they flipped it back over and Im driving home now.

About died laughing at her when she said that.

V_RocKs · 08-31-2009, 07:03 PM

Shoot from the other side?

Big Red Machine · 08-31-2009, 07:03 PM

I'm surprised a model was awake at 11 am

B O B · 08-31-2009, 08:28 PM

ahhaha nice!!

Iron Fist · 09-01-2009, 12:24 AM

She skinned her hip watching skateboarding on TV...

More likely....

Jarmusch · 09-01-2009, 12:30 AM

No wonder she fell off, she went skating in the middle of the night and couldn't see shit.

Cypherpunk · 09-01-2009, 02:11 AM

I feel your pain on this, I get all sorts of shit excuses. You'd would be amazed the ammount of models whos mum has died the night before - I kid you not.

Or they got half way to the shoot but then realised they had no charger for the sat nav so they had better turn back home so they dont get lost.

hjnet · 09-01-2009, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cypherpunk

I feel your pain on this, I get all sorts of shit excuses. You'd would be amazed the ammount of models whos mum has died the night before - I kid you not.

Relatives and Pets seem to die all the time, I think one of my employees mom even died twice

seeandsee · 09-01-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ The Kid

lol late night skate

night hook

Pixelbucks Eric · 09-01-2009, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

I'm surprised a model was awake at 11 am

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"
So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Models make up the dumbest excuses but why is it so strange to go skateboarding at 8-9pm?

The Duck · 09-01-2009, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

had one cancel a few weeks ago due to her butthole bleeding.

i figured she wasn't making that up eh.

Fuck.

ruth · 09-01-2009, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cypherpunk

Or they got half way to the shoot but then realised they had no charger for the sat nav so they had better turn back home so they dont get lost.

Ooo, that's a new one. Haven't had that excuse sprung on me by a model before. It's only a matter of time though

SimonScans · 09-01-2009, 04:18 AM

I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car.

But booking more work to not show up to while dicking us about us at the same time is quality multitasking.

Cypherpunk · 09-01-2009, 05:47 AM

[QUOTE=SimonScans;16261041]I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car.QUOTE]

winner

czarina · 09-01-2009, 05:53 AM

you gotta love models.... they're soooooooooo original!

Pixelbucks Eric · 09-01-2009, 06:02 AM

I always feel sorry for the grandmothers in this world. They seem to die in truckloads and some even die 3 times!
After the 3rd time they end up hospital, only to die again after a week or two

Lace · 09-01-2009, 06:23 AM

Was she skateboarding naked?

MOST Models = Dumb as rocks...no surprise there.

09-01-2009, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MovieMaster

Best one I heard was: I flipped my truck on the freeway and she was ok, no drama and when I asked did she need help or a ride home nah its ok. they flipped it back over and Im driving home now.

About died laughing at her when she said that.

what an excuse!!!

ilnjscb · 09-01-2009, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"

So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard.

So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Ummm, yeah, OK.

Gotta love it. :-)

Maybe she tripped on that overturned truck

jimmy-3-way · 09-01-2009, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"

So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard.

So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Ummm, yeah, OK.

Gotta love it. :-)

Indoor skatepark - is she a So Cal girl? Actually plausible.

yuu.design · 09-01-2009, 09:54 AM

hahaha, funny!

ContentPimp · 09-01-2009, 10:08 AM

I hate excuses, it takes a MAN (or a WOMAN) to admit the truth! DAMN!! Funny though...

woj · 09-01-2009, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

I'm surprised a model was awake at 11 am

C-Luv · 09-01-2009, 10:50 AM

That sucks : (

jimmy-3-way · 09-01-2009, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv

That sucks : (

Have you ever called in sick because you were making a YouTube video and tripped over a dog?

DiF0r · 09-01-2009, 10:55 AM

loool that's a good one

Matyko · 09-01-2009, 11:00 AM

More stories please!

One time I had some chick show up with her girlfriend and her girlfriends father. She decided not to shoot, cause her girlfriend was there.

Most girls don't bother with an excuse and just don't show or call. Then you have the opposite a model thats soo determined to shoot, that she actually got a ride to the studio by her Grandfather

(poor guy)

1 thing I'm getting from this business is storys

Jon Oso · 09-01-2009, 10:15 PM

I had a girl "just start her period" every other day for a week through email.

I think the most annoying thing is getting a long winded email from a girl and sending back a response never to hear from them haha.

sexandcash · 09-02-2009, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

"I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip"

So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard.

So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding.

Ummm, yeah, OK.

Gotta love it. :-)

kids today come up with the most fucking retarded excuses ever-for models like that and the model who had her "car break down" while booking other work, etc I hope reap what they sew. By which I mean-no work and a reputation as a flake.

TrainWreckContent · 09-02-2009, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine

Most girls don't bother with an excuse and just don't show or call.

That happened three times in a row with one model...she never showed up or called, but when I called her to see what was up she always had some lame excuse. The last one was "oh, they changed my hours at work" I was like "....and you couldn't call me to tell me?". Of course I should have know the very first time I shot with her...I called her a couple minutes before she was supposed to be there to see where she was since I hadn't heard from her.......she hadn't even gotten out of bed yet.....she ended up being like 3 1/2 hrs late. But of course, knowing her history of being a no-show, I booked her the other day for a different scene than the last three times fairly certain she'd do it again....and she calls me like 4 hours after she was supposed to be there saying she was on the bus and was like 10-15 minutes away. I had to tell her to go home because I was just leaving to take the other model to the bus station.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso

I think the most annoying thing is getting a long winded email from a girl and sending back a response never to hear from them haha.

That or sending that email and getting like 2-3 one word/sentence replies (same model

)

Fletch XXX · 09-02-2009, 05:56 AM

I know girls over 24 who skate, not impossible.

raven1083 · 09-02-2009, 05:58 AM

nice post pretty interesting

rowan · 09-02-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by raven1083

nice post pretty interesting

Useless sigwhore.

ShellyCrash · 09-02-2009, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet

Relatives and Pets seem to die all the time, I think one of my employees mom even died twice

I had an emplyee take time off for her father's funeral and then less than a month later claimed he had a heart attack and she couldn't make it into work because she had to visit him in the hospital. Doh!

08-31-2009, 02:58 PM	#1
SteveHardeman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Atlanta Posts: 1,728	Model's Reasons For Not Making A Shoot - Official Excuse Number 5,685,168,198,463,357 "I fell off a skateboard and skinned my hip" So, as of 8 PM last night she was fine. As of 11 AM this morning, she had skinned her hip from falling off of a skateboard. So, sometime between 8 PM and 11 AM a 24 year old girl went skateboarding. Ummm, yeah, OK. Gotta love it. :-) __________________ BrokeAmateurs And ErosPOV And GirlsGoingSolo And PureAshley Sign Up At AmateursConvert.com Questions? I-C-Q: 3Five1FiveFive3476

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MovieMaster Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 897	Best one I heard was: I flipped my truck on the freeway and she was ok, no drama and when I asked did she need help or a ride home nah its ok. they flipped it back over and Im driving home now. About died laughing at her when she said that.

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	No wonder she fell off, she went skating in the middle of the night and couldn't see shit.

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Cypherpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 812	I feel your pain on this, I get all sorts of shit excuses. You'd would be amazed the ammount of models whos mum has died the night before - I kid you not. Or they got half way to the shoot but then realised they had no charger for the sat nav so they had better turn back home so they dont get lost. __________________ ICQ 83965113 Skype: devilishproductions

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SimonScans Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 342	I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car. But booking more work to not show up to while dicking us about us at the same time is quality multitasking.

09-01-2009, 05:47 AM	#24
Cypherpunk Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 812	[QUOTE=SimonScans;16261041]I had one who's car broke down on the way to the shoot. Amazingly she managed to login to a modelling site and appear as "online now" for two hours. All the time she was sending sad texts letting us know that she was OK and her dad was on the way to fix her car.QUOTE] winner __________________ ICQ 83965113 Skype: devilishproductions

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