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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane
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For The Next 5 Minutes.. I Would Like You... To
tell me a sexy story so i can have some fresh material to snap one off to before i go to bed...
pictures are a bonus, but not required if your word smith skills are sufficient... ![]() include your home address if you would like to receive a 1 gram sample of the outcome of your story... |
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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please... i am all lubed up and need some material....
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So there I was... face smashed right in my grandma's vagina... lapping away at that wrinkly little roast beef sammich... When get this... She farted! Wtf!! Sick bitch!
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So anyway, after the smell went away, I decided to go down farther, to the brown eye... It was winking and oozing at me... So I'm sucking the shit out of her asshole, literally, when my grandpa walked in with his 3 golfing buddies... Next thing I know grams is moaning like a happy ass retard, while grandpa and his 3 golf buddies are reenacting lemon party!
I looked over, came in my hand, sucked it down, and went out to watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns. Happy jerking son. |
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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jesus christ.. you are as twisted as me... lets party... i have the keys to my uncle's funeral parlor... you bring the beers, i'll provide the cold ones..... ![]() |
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Beer on top of that? Shit son, we got a party! |
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