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Old 11-12-2009, 10:52 PM   #1
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For The Next 5 Minutes.. I Would Like You... To

tell me a sexy story so i can have some fresh material to snap one off to before i go to bed...

pictures are a bonus, but not required if your word smith skills are sufficient...

include your home address if you would like to receive a 1 gram sample of the outcome of your story...
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Old 11-12-2009, 10:57 PM   #2
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please... i am all lubed up and need some material....
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:01 PM   #3
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So there I was... face smashed right in my grandma's vagina... lapping away at that wrinkly little roast beef sammich... When get this... She farted! Wtf!! Sick bitch!
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:02 PM   #4
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So there I was... face smashed right in my grandma's vagina... lapping away at that wrinkly little roast beef sammich... When get this... She farted! Wtf!! Sick bitch!
MORE MORE MORE.....
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:05 PM   #5
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MORE MORE MORE.....
So anyway, after the smell went away, I decided to go down farther, to the brown eye... It was winking and oozing at me... So I'm sucking the shit out of her asshole, literally, when my grandpa walked in with his 3 golfing buddies... Next thing I know grams is moaning like a happy ass retard, while grandpa and his 3 golf buddies are reenacting lemon party!

I looked over, came in my hand, sucked it down, and went out to watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns.

Happy jerking son.
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:08 PM   #6
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So anyway, after the smell went away, I decided to go down farther, to the brown eye... It was winking and oozing at me... So I'm sucking the shit out of her asshole, literally, when my grandpa walked in with his 3 golfing buddies... Next thing I know grams is moaning like a happy ass retard, while grandpa and his 3 golf buddies are reenacting lemon party!

I looked over, came in my hand, sucked it down, and went out to watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reruns.

Happy jerking son.

jesus christ.. you are as twisted as me...

lets party...

i have the keys to my uncle's funeral parlor...

you bring the beers, i'll provide the cold ones.....
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:11 PM   #7
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jesus christ.. you are as twisted as me...

lets party...

i have the keys to my uncle's funeral parlor...

you bring the beers, i'll provide the cold ones.....
Mmm, nothing is more exciting then cracking open a nice cold one...


Beer on top of that? Shit son, we got a party!
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