Big Archaeological Find In New Jersey! - GoFuckYourself.com

BFT3K · 11-17-2009, 04:33 PM

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."

One week later, The Jersey Journal, a local newspaper in New Jersey , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard , Tony 'Boda Bing' Manziano, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Tony has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Jersey had already gone wireless."

Just makes me proud to be from New Jersey!

96ukssob · 11-17-2009, 04:37 PM

if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

jk

alias · 11-17-2009, 04:41 PM

A frozen guido?

slavdogg · 11-17-2009, 04:45 PM

that joke is so old i almost fell off my dinosaur read it

matrixfred · 11-17-2009, 04:48 PM

I hope the next big find in Jersey is Jimmy Hoffa's body!.. Should be found in one of the endzones of Giants stadium (according to urban legend!) when they tear it down sometime next year to make way for the new stadium!

TurboAngel · 11-17-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

jk

I lived there and that's the truth!

DirtyDanza · 11-17-2009, 06:05 PM

what exit

halfpint · 11-17-2009, 06:07 PM

lol funny

Big Red Machine · 11-17-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

if it wasnt for Atlantic City, your state would be worthless

jk

Its a parking lot for New York and Philly

sicone · 11-17-2009, 06:56 PM

BFT3K · 11-17-2009, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg

That joke is so old I almost fell off my dinosaur reading it!

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	Big Archaeological Find In New Jersey! After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers." One week later, The Jersey Journal, a local newspaper in New Jersey , reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his back yard , Tony 'Boda Bing' Manziano, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Tony has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, New Jersey had already gone wireless." Just makes me proud to be from New Jersey!

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