Woman With "Objects Fetish" Marries Eiffel Tower - GoFuckYourself.com

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 01:12 PM

A woman who has a bizarre fetish for inanimate objects (bridges,walls, towers) has married the Eiffel Tower. Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before.

These people, called, "objectum sexuals" are never attracted to human beings in the first place.

I just saw this, wtf

The Heron · 12-28-2009, 01:14 PM

She just wants to sit on it...

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

She just wants to sit on it...

Objectum-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, or the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

GrouchyAdmin · 12-28-2009, 01:17 PM

I think the more amusing ones are the people who have sex with them.

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

I think the more amusing ones are the people who have sex with them.

Crazy, I think I saw this car man before, but never heard of this Eiffel tower lady
She changed her last name

GrouchyAdmin · 12-28-2009, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Crazy, I think I saw this car man before, but never heard of this Eiffel tower lady
She changed her last name

Try to watch this.

JFK · 12-28-2009, 01:29 PM

I went and caressed my convertible this morning, in the car tent, out of the snow. Does that make me a bad man ? She just moaned Check my oil

Penthouse Tony · 12-28-2009, 01:33 PM

Someone should show her the GI Joe movie

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Try to watch this.

.... yikes

glp · 12-28-2009, 01:44 PM

Lolz, she's a bit lost there!

Pleasurepays · 12-28-2009, 02:04 PM

how is it that as a society we came to replace more succinct and better descriptive phrases like "totally out of her fucking mind" , "batshit crazy" , "fucking lunatic" etc with "she has an objects fetish"

JFK · 12-28-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Try to watch this.

about 5.48 it looks like ADG

But its NOT an oriental car , so I dunno ;)

corvette · 12-28-2009, 06:05 PM

she could have done worse than the eiffel tower...

O MARINA · 12-28-2009, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by corvette

she could have done worse than the eiffel tower...

Alo, kak dela

rowan · 12-28-2009, 10:37 PM

I watched a documentary about this... a woman was attracted to the local church's organ and was ejected when she started getting a little "fresh" with it...

The pastor ultimately forgave her.

Another chick was almost creaming herself over adventure park rides.

fatfoo · 12-28-2009, 10:37 PM

[enter fatfoo]

What a coincedence - her last name is the same as the tower.
Erika La Tour Eiffel.

I wonder if she changed her last name or had a last name like that originally.

[exit fatfoo]

corvette · 12-28-2009, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Alo, kak dela

hey, hope you have been well

LiveDose · 12-28-2009, 10:48 PM

Fucking freak.

PornMD · 12-28-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Objectum-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, or the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, feelings, and are able to communicate.

So then she wants to be doggied by it...same difference.

tranza · 12-29-2009, 09:24 AM

This is a joke, right?

O MARINA · 12-29-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza

This is a joke, right?

not so much

O MARINA · 12-29-2009, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Erika La Tour Eiffel.

she changed her name....to bring attention to herself as an objectum sexual

O MARINA · 12-29-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

I watched a documentary about this... a woman was attracted to the local church's organ and was ejected when she started getting a little "fresh" with it...

The pastor ultimately forgave her.

Another chick was almost creaming herself over adventure park rides.

I never heard of this shit before - lol

gandalfuy · 12-29-2009, 10:00 AM

That kinda things can only be legal in the states...

Have a nice new year guys!

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