Looking for investors to open up new elite club in Lower Pissstains, Manitoba. $$$ - GoFuckYourself.com

Black_Widow · 01-19-2010, 05:46 PM

Now that I declared my fourth bankruptcy in 3 years, I need five people with money to invest at least 50K in my new VIP Club “FU Jenny Craig”. Will only listen to serious offers. Please don’t troll here, idiots.

neonlights · 01-19-2010, 07:24 PM

im interested. im sure you wouldn't be foolish enough to not accept drawings of my spider currently valued at $5000.00 CAD each. if you buy one of these, they will accrue value at a rate significantly higher than the current risk premium offered by Bank of Canada.

fatfoo · 01-19-2010, 07:31 PM

marketsmart · 01-19-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Black_Widow

Now that I declared my fourth bankruptcy in 3 years, I need five people with money to invest at least 50K in my new VIP Club ?FU Jenny Craig?. Will only listen to serious offers. Please don?t troll here, idiots.

i would definitely go for this incredible opportunity, but i am currently all tied up in a lake front property deal..

weekly · 01-19-2010, 08:09 PM

I am interested in your Bankrupsy for Dummies publication. Could you please mail me the details at [email protected]

DateDoc · 01-19-2010, 08:17 PM

I understand that people like to give Sleazy shit because he may not have the best attitude but you all think it is karma that came and bit him in the ass causing his troubles. If that is true, is karma going to bite you in the ass for rubbing it in?

weekly · 01-19-2010, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

I understand that people like to give Sleazy shit because he may not have the best attitude but you all think it is karma that came and bit him in the ass causing his troubles. If that is true, is karma going to bite you in the ass for rubbing it in?

Nope.....The man leads with his chin. He beats people up at every opportunity and struts like a beggar with a hot dog. He has this giant kick me sign on his ass and has no idea. I thought perhaps it was just a pageview make money ploy, but after watching him implode, its easy to see it is not.

CunningStunt · 01-19-2010, 08:42 PM

I'm getting lots of yes signals in this thread.

Count me in. Will I need to carry a gun everywhere I go after I sign on the dotted line?

01-19-2010, 05:46 PM	#1
Black_Widow So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 381	Looking for investors to open up new elite club in Lower Pissstains, Manitoba. $$$ Now that I declared my fourth bankruptcy in 3 years, I need five people with money to invest at least 50K in my new VIP Club “FU Jenny Craig”. Will only listen to serious offers. Please don’t troll here, idiots.

01-19-2010, 07:24 PM	#2
neonlights So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 464	im interested. im sure you wouldn't be foolish enough to not accept drawings of my spider currently valued at $5000.00 CAD each. if you buy one of these, they will accrue value at a rate significantly higher than the current risk premium offered by Bank of Canada. Last edited by neonlights; 01-19-2010 at 07:27 PM..

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DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	I understand that people like to give Sleazy shit because he may not have the best attitude but you all think it is karma that came and bit him in the ass causing his troubles. If that is true, is karma going to bite you in the ass for rubbing it in? __________________

01-19-2010, 08:09 PM	#5
weekly So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,785	I am interested in your Bankrupsy for Dummies publication. Could you please mail me the details at [email protected]

01-19-2010, 08:42 PM	#8
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	I'm getting lots of yes signals in this thread. Count me in. Will I need to carry a gun everywhere I go after I sign on the dotted line?