Jay-Z: 'On Second Thought, I Like Orlando More' - GoFuckYourself.com

01-27-2010, 10:47 AM

ORLANDO, FL?Though known for his personal homages to New York City in songs such as "Brooklyn's Finest" and "Empire State of Mind," hip-hop icon Jay-Z announced Wednesday that, upon closer reflection, he actually prefers the Greater Orlando area to the Big Apple. "New York is gritty and real and helped shape both my music and my life, but Orlando?Orlando has it all," said the 40-year-old recording artist. "Plenty of shops, amazing restaurants, and you're only minutes away from Universal Studios. Plus, Orlando is just a really great place to raise a family." Jay-Z went on to declare that if you could make it in Kissimmee?St. Cloud, you could probably make it anywhere.

96ukssob · 01-27-2010, 10:52 AM

i dont blame him, NYC is a shit hole

MrBottomTooth · 01-27-2010, 10:54 AM

The crackhead has spoken.

Roald · 01-27-2010, 11:00 AM

So.....

David! · 01-27-2010, 11:17 AM

Since I live in Orlando, I will take the fifth...

Oracle Porn · 01-27-2010, 11:21 AM

florida got some special property tax or whatever im not sure but thats why all the celebs live there.

VikingMan · 01-27-2010, 11:33 AM

Problem with Florida is you have to LIVE WITH OTHER FLORIDIANS. The education level down there is a joke. But I do like how the cops execute scumbags on the streets and nobody cares. There was a guy driving around Orlando when I lived there and would not stop for the cops. For some reason they just could not block him in even though he was not really speeding. They surrounded his car and filled it with bullets.

Like I said, nobody gave a flying fuck. In LA there would have been a shitstorm.

Tom_PM · 01-27-2010, 11:34 AM

So....... for a super star who cant really go out as a normal person.. Orlando is great. Ok, thanks for the tip! lol

GatorB · 01-27-2010, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

florida got some special property tax or whatever im not sure but thats why all the celebs live there.

ZERO state income tax helps.

01-27-2010, 10:47 AM	#1
teh ghey Guest Posts: n/a	Jay-Z: 'On Second Thought, I Like Orlando More' ORLANDO, FL?Though known for his personal homages to New York City in songs such as "Brooklyn's Finest" and "Empire State of Mind," hip-hop icon Jay-Z announced Wednesday that, upon closer reflection, he actually prefers the Greater Orlando area to the Big Apple. "New York is gritty and real and helped shape both my music and my life, but Orlando?Orlando has it all," said the 40-year-old recording artist. "Plenty of shops, amazing restaurants, and you're only minutes away from Universal Studios. Plus, Orlando is just a really great place to raise a family." Jay-Z went on to declare that if you could make it in Kissimmee?St. Cloud, you could probably make it anywhere.

01-27-2010, 10:52 AM	#2
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01-27-2010, 11:17 AM	#5
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	Since I live in Orlando, I will take the fifth... __________________ .

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Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,432	florida got some special property tax or whatever im not sure but thats why all the celebs live there. __________________

01-27-2010, 10:54 AM	#3
MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	The crackhead has spoken.

01-27-2010, 11:33 AM	#7
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,378	Problem with Florida is you have to LIVE WITH OTHER FLORIDIANS. The education level down there is a joke. But I do like how the cops execute scumbags on the streets and nobody cares. There was a guy driving around Orlando when I lived there and would not stop for the cops. For some reason they just could not block him in even though he was not really speeding. They surrounded his car and filled it with bullets. Like I said, nobody gave a flying fuck. In LA there would have been a shitstorm. Last edited by VikingMan; 01-27-2010 at 11:35 AM..

01-27-2010, 11:34 AM	#8
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	So....... for a super star who cant really go out as a normal person.. Orlando is great. Ok, thanks for the tip! lol __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.