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Anna_Miller · 03-08-2010, 10:21 AM

I read these in a girlie mag. I thought they were funny and not too far off...

1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime."
He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out."

2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset."

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"

5. He Says: "It's a long story."
He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad."

6. He Says: "That's a new look."
He Means: "You look weird."

7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?"
He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?"

8. He Says: "That's not what I meant."
He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud."

9. He Says: "It's fine."
He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it."

10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?"
He Means: "I never want to talk about this again."

Agent 488 · 03-08-2010, 10:23 AM

funny. call you later.

Tom_PM · 03-08-2010, 10:35 AM

Well, this one rings true:

4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours."
He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?"

Kool Kelly · 03-08-2010, 11:20 AM

cool joke man!

JP-pornshooter · 03-08-2010, 12:36 PM

2. He Says: "I'll call you later."
He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now."

more like:
" i may or may not call you in the next year or so, depends how badly/desperate i need a booty call."
but i guess they dont write that in a girlie magz lol.

Serial Pervert · 03-08-2010, 12:48 PM

so true!

fatfoo · 03-08-2010, 12:55 PM

Sounds interesting. Hidden meanings behind words or something, or people saying something they don't mean.

Anna_Miller · 03-08-2010, 01:27 PM

I actually use # 9 & #10 myself! lol

MrBottomTooth · 03-08-2010, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anna_Miller

3. He Says: "My ex is crazy."
He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset."

Most of the time it really just means "she is crazy".

michael.kickass · 03-08-2010, 01:34 PM

lol, your post made my day, thx! lol

Pandoras · 03-08-2010, 05:18 PM

hahahah , funny ones

GrouchyAdmin · 03-08-2010, 05:23 PM

11. He says, "Hi."
He means: "I want to fuck you.", or "Go away you crazy bitch."

(Bonus other-side version)

12. She says, "Hi."
She means: "I'm desperate for attention.", or "I like your bankroll."

Redmanthatcould · 03-08-2010, 05:51 PM

Bottom line: every chick is fucking bat shit insane.

03-08-2010, 10:35 AM	#3
Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Well, this one rings true: 4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours." He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?" __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

03-08-2010, 12:36 PM	#5
JP-pornshooter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: westcoast usa Posts: 4,007	2. He Says: "I'll call you later." He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now." more like: " i may or may not call you in the next year or so, depends how badly/desperate i need a booty call." but i guess they dont write that in a girlie magz lol. __________________ "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

03-08-2010, 12:48 PM	#6
Serial Pervert Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,666	so true! __________________

03-08-2010, 12:55 PM	#7
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Sounds interesting. Hidden meanings behind words or something, or people saying something they don't mean. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

03-08-2010, 01:27 PM	#8
Anna_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 4RealCash.com Posts: 697	I actually use # 9 & #10 myself! lol __________________ My Official Website Anna at 4RealCash dot com icq 610460777

03-08-2010, 10:21 AM	#1
Anna_Miller Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 4RealCash.com Posts: 697	Guy Speak I read these in a girlie mag. I thought they were funny and not too far off... 1. He Says: "We should hang out sometime." He Means: "I'm afraid you'll say 'no' if I ask you out." 2. He Says: "I'll call you later." He Means: "I may or may not call you at some point between now and three months from now." 3. He Says: "My ex is crazy." He Means: "I messed her up, and she got upset." 4. He Says: "That guy seems like a good friend of yours." He Means: "Was there ever a thing between you?" 5. He Says: "It's a long story." He Means: "It's a story that makes me look bad." 6. He Says: "That's a new look." He Means: "You look weird." 7. He Says: "Why are you being so emotional?" He Means: "Why are you acting like a psycho?" 8. He Says: "That's not what I meant." He Means: "That's totally what I meant, but now that I see you're mad, I wish I hadn't said it out loud." 9. He Says: "It's fine." He Means: "It's not actually fine, but I'm in no mood to discuss it." 10. He Says: "Can we talk about this later?" He Means: "I never want to talk about this again." __________________ My Official Website Anna at 4RealCash dot com icq 610460777

03-08-2010, 10:23 AM	#2
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	funny. call you later.

03-08-2010, 11:20 AM	#4
Kool Kelly Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 147	cool joke man!

03-08-2010, 01:34 PM	#10
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03-08-2010, 05:18 PM	#11
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03-08-2010, 05:23 PM	#12
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	11. He says, "Hi." He means: "I want to fuck you.", or "Go away you crazy bitch." (Bonus other-side version) 12. She says, "Hi." She means: "I'm desperate for attention.", or "I like your bankroll." __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

03-08-2010, 05:51 PM	#13
Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	Bottom line: every chick is fucking bat shit insane.