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So Fucking Banned
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Longest you have gone WITHOUT jerking off?
For me its 3 days
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#2 |
So Fucking Banned
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are u loco? don't u know that is bad for your health? jerk off 3 times a day and have ur gf sucky suck it the third time...
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So Fucking Banned
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Do Fun Shit.
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#5 |
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about six weeks, was on a sailboat so didn't have much of an opportunity. When I finally did, shot a load on the ceiling
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#6 |
So Fucking Banned
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i can't even get out of bed w/out sticking my dick in pussy or whacking off... it's like a ritual... more like I NEED IT...
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#7 |
I need a beer
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POST BOT ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You asked the same question last week
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#8 |
Living The Dream
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And......................................time. Fourteen seconds.
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#9 |
So Fucking Banned
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I need a beer
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#11 |
So Fucking What
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30 seconds !
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#12 |
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the time it took me to post this
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Coupon Guru
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20 minutes
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#14 |
Too lazy to set a koala
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thanks god i erased that memory from my head
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♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
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#16 |
So Fucking Banned
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You boys are so nasty ;)
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![]() ![]() ![]() Really - to stop jerking off you need to shut down "the urge" or feeling. To do that, drink salt water about a teaspoon salt per 8oz cup A person needs about 3 glasses of this per day. ![]() |
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#18 |
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2 weeks...
Spanx, Jack |
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Junior Achiever
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You need:
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#20 |
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Juicy did you send me those underpants yet? You know, the black ones you wear with the sequins on the crotch? I tell ya im gonna shoot on the ceiling when those bad boys get here!
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#21 |
Viva la vulva!
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Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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#22 |
So Fucking Banned
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I'd say for me it's 2 days max that I can remember. Recently did 3 days in a row and got fucken sore half way thru day 3.. lol
Not the shaft but down in a ways, ever get that? can happen at any age, just sooner older, its the bods way of staying, "enough" lol) but being male I wasn't going to quit.. ![]() Not a good idea later. Guys, there is a limit. ![]() But this new hd shit.. fuck.. ![]() I'd be 2-3 a day, now days, if I was under 35. 4-6 if i was under 25. lol ![]() |
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Now choke yourself!
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Fifteen seconds.
Oh damn it! ... eleven seconds.
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#27 |
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A month or so.
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#28 |
one sick puppy
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Hi Juicy
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one sick puppy
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When are we going on a tranny hunt again?
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#30 |
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About 3 weeks in the Afghanistan dessert.. Not a lot of places to be alone for a few seconds..
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#31 |
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Must have been when I had a certain "affair" - nothing left to jerk off for days and weeks
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#32 |
Living The Dream
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There, just jacked it again. How long was that?
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#33 |
Too old to care
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12 years.
Once I turned 12 I discovered the joy of self sex. LOL When Eva came to live with me I gave it up again. LOL |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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A month or so...
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Exploiting human weakness
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never tried stopping but will now just to see if I am able. It has been about 10 minutes so far, will update you daily
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#36 |
Living The Dream
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There's another one. How long was that? Anyone keeping track? What's the over/under? Who's got "16 minutes" in the Office Pool?
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Maybe 24 hours.
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Hmm
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could be even 2 months....
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#39 |
Pay It Forward
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sabby posted some pics so about 5mins ago
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T-SHIRTS, HOODIES IN SIG
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#41 |
Join The Royal Family
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A couple of days?
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one sick puppy
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Another useless post.
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1 month during a meditation retreat.
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