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Ex-Survivor contestant now working in our office - need prank ideas.
We have an ex-survivor contestant working in our office and we are looking for a soft and safe prank to play on her. It's an all guy office (internet progreammers duh) and one girl (her). For Google SEO safety, her name without the q's and x's is Asqx hqqlee Asqq xhb xqqy. Remove the q's and x's.
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=676499n She got kicked for refusing to eat some sort of shrimp or something. We need ideas for a good prank. Must be clean and something that will not embarass her, and will not get us fired - but something fun. (Which leads me to wonder WHY on earth I am asking the GFY group). Anyway fire away.
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Room of butt plug dangling from the ceiling... classic
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Oh boy, GFY speaks. :-)
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A python snake under his desk...
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I remember her from Survivor Palau. Pretty cool.
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ask her for her autograph like you care
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Here's what you do: put a whoopee cushion on her chair and then kick her out the window.
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Isn't it obvious?
On her first day you have a staff lunch and you serve the food she wouldn't/couldn't eat on Survivor.
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Make her eat something nasty as a team innitiation.
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I can't find out what food she refused to eat. I searched Google but I didn't see the episode and don't know where else to find.
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She got kicked for forgoing the party and instead going to sleep. I suggest throwing an office party and having a bowl of sleeping pills and a cot out for her, and maybe a banner up that says "The tribe has spoken".
Serve shrimp & seaweed at said office party.
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Anyway we can get some topless pictures of her???
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Basically she was being a bit anti-social and didn't stay up to eat the clams and little piddly fish they caught with the spears and snorkle they won in the reward challenge. There was some question as to whether it was because she didn't like clams, or if she was being anti-social. I'd go with clams for a meal and crappy little tropical fish. ![]()
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too bad she's a Mormon. I'd do filthy things to her.
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Yeah we all say the same thing here. :-)
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Hold an office trible council and vote that she eats raw sushi or gets voted off the tribe
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