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babymaker · 05-14-2010, 05:13 PM

Good luck with ol' jesus H.

fatfoo · 05-14-2010, 05:18 PM

Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")

Mohawk Steve · 05-14-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")

What does the H. stand for?

Barefootsies · 05-14-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

I have turned my life over to Jesus Christ (seriously)

You must be on some strong drugs.

Let me know when you've moved on to the tooth fairy, and boogie man.

trevesty · 05-14-2010, 05:20 PM

Best YT Video ever.. hahahahahaaha

Spunky · 05-14-2010, 05:20 PM

Jesus is lord!

webair · 05-14-2010, 05:21 PM

Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

(1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

(2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

(3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

Nonetheless, this is the kind of creative thinking I like to see from my Teeming Millions. With every passing day, my mission on this earth comes closer to completion.

— Cecil Adams

SomeCreep · 05-14-2010, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay

Man that's awesome

Now for the icing on the cake, I vote for Slayer's Daddy, thy Venom.

Damnit, and for seconds. I want some Exodus.

Coup · 05-14-2010, 05:33 PM

i like this one better

american pervert · 05-14-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve

What does the H. stand for?

deez nutz!!!!

baddog · 05-14-2010, 05:52 PM

wax on, wax off

L-Pink · 05-14-2010, 05:53 PM

Then have him fix your earlier post.

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=968461

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epitome · 05-14-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve

What does the H. stand for?

Horatio.

A little known fact is that Horatio on CSI: Miami is actually Jesus.

Jayvis · 05-14-2010, 06:01 PM

epic

nikki99 · 05-14-2010, 06:15 PM

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brassmonkey · 05-14-2010, 06:33 PM

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digitaldivas · 05-14-2010, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve

What does the H. stand for?

Holy... duh!

Caligari · 05-14-2010, 08:18 PM

as only slayer can do..love it.

EthnicLover · 05-14-2010, 11:47 PM

You totally just slayed me.

CaptainHowdy · 05-15-2010, 05:40 AM

Christianity was hardcore from its very beginnings...

ThumbLord · 05-15-2010, 06:14 AM

the H. stands for Henk, I am sure !

seeandsee · 05-15-2010, 06:28 AM

yeah Jesus is here

JFK · 05-15-2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

yeah Jesus is here

all will be blessed who post in this thread..................... AMEN

The Porn Nerd · 05-15-2010, 10:41 AM

"I don't know if I want White America to remember or to forget: Jesus Christ was the first non-violent revolutionary. Dig it."
- Stephen Stills
1970

brassmonkey · 05-15-2010, 11:00 AM

isnt jesus christ a member here is he watching us

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RyuLion · 05-15-2010, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Coup

i like this one better

ok, I wanna do that but I don't care about the person falling I'm gonna make women's clothes fall off..

OY · 05-15-2010, 12:01 PM

Hilarious! Lol

LoveSandra · 05-15-2010, 04:27 PM

Good luck

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