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Old 05-14-2010, 05:09 PM   #1
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:13 PM   #2
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:18 PM   #3
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Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:19 PM   #4
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Definition from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ

Jesus Christ vs Jesus H. Christ

Jesus H. Christ is an example of slang serving as a profanity. The expression can be used in an angry, wry, sarcastic, cynical, exasperated, or even joking tone. The expression implies that the Christ is a surname rather than a title. (Christ comes from the Greek christos meaning "anointed.")
What does the H. stand for?
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:19 PM   #5
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You must be on some strong drugs.

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Old 05-14-2010, 05:20 PM   #6
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:21 PM   #8
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Actually, I've heard numerous explanations for the H over the years. The first is that it stands for "Holy," as in Jesus Holy Christ, a common enough blasphemy in the South, abridged to H by fast-talking Northerners. Other colorful Southern epithets include Jesus Hebe Christ and Jesus Hebrew Christ, which abbreviate the same way. The drawback of this account is that it is so boring I can barely type it without falling asleep. Luckily, the other theories are more entertaining:

(1) It stands for "Haploid." This is an old bio major joke, referring to the unique (not to say immaculate) circumstances of Christ's conception. Having no biological father, J.C. was shortchanged in the chromosome department to the tune of one half. Ingenious, I'll admit, but whimsy has no place in a serious investigation such as this.

(2) It recalls the H in the IHS logo emblazoned on much Christian paraphernalia. IHS dates from the earliest years of Christianity, being an abbreviation of "Jesus" in classical Greek characters. The Greek pronunciation is "Iesous," with the E sound being represented by the character eta, which looks like an H. When the symbol passed to Christian Romans, for whom an H was an H, the unaccountable character eventually became accepted as Jesus's middle initial.

(3) Finally, a reader makes the claim that the H derives from the taunting Latin inscription INRH that was supposedly tacked on the cross by Roman soldiers: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Hebrei (Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Hebrews). Trouble is, the inscription is usually given as INRI: Iesus Nazarenus, Rex Iudaeorum (J.C., King of the Jews).

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Old 05-14-2010, 05:28 PM   #9
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Man that's awesome

Now for the icing on the cake, I vote for Slayer's Daddy, thy Venom.


Damnit, and for seconds. I want some Exodus.
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:33 PM   #10
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:39 PM   #11
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Old 05-14-2010, 05:52 PM   #12
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Then have him fix your earlier post.

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Horatio.

A little known fact is that Horatio on CSI: Miami is actually Jesus.
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Holy... duh!
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