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06-21-2010, 09:44 AM | #1 |
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HOLY SHIT!!! World's First Ever Commercial Jet-Pack Coming in 2011 for 90K - NO BULLSHIT
It's been a long time coming. While Arthur C. Clarke's satellites have taken to space, and James Bond's futuristic mobile technology has become common place, still the dream of sustained personal flight has eluded us. But the future is here! Finally we can all take flight as Martin Aircraft in New Zealand releases the first commercially-available jet pack! A bit of history... Like many science fiction concepts, the jetpack design has become firmly entrenched in the collective psyche: ask anyone to draw you a jetpack and they will give you a man with two fiery pods strapped to his back gravitating him skyward. We owe much of this to James Bond's Thunderball, which served to advertise the most successful of all the jetpack inventions; the Bell Rocket Belt. Developed by the U.S. military in 1961 with the aim of producing an all-terrain vehicle to move military commanders around a battlefield, the Bell Rocket Belt could only maintain flight for 26 seconds on a full tank of fuel. After the film was released the subsequent clamoring for sales only served to prove what a marketable product a jetpack might be if one could be properly developed. Sadly with such limited application the Bell Rocket Belt was consigned merely to film work and TV appearances. More recently, aside from the exploits of a brave few like Yves Rossy, attempts to realize a one-person flying machine ranging from flying exoskeletons to ion-propelled and water-drive technology have failed to gain momentum. In 1998 and Martin Aircraft of Christchurch New Zealand was formed with the specific aim to build a jetpack that improved on the Bell Rocket Belt's record fly time by 100 times. The concept, developed by Glenn Martin, manager of Martin Aircraft in 1981, was verified by the Mechanical Engineering Department at the University of Canterbury, New Zealand. Since then nine prototypes have been developed and it is lucky number nine that in 2005 broke the mold and achieve sustained flight times. The technology The Jetpack is constructed from carbon fiber composite, has a dry weight of 250 lbs (excluding safety equipment) and measures 5 ft high x 5.5 ft wide x 5 ft long. It's driven by a 2.0 L V4 2 stroke engine rated at 200 hp (150 kw), can reach 8000 ft (estimated) and each of the two 1.7 ft wide rotors is made from carbon / Kevlar composite. There is always risk associated with flying so Martin Aircraft has been careful to equip the pack with redundant systems that will take over in the event that the main system goes down. If a crash-landing is required, a pilot-operated toggle will rapidly fire a small amount of propellant deploying a ballistic parachute (similar to a car airbag) which will allow the pilot and jetpack to descend together. It also has an impact-absorbing carriage, patented fan jet technology and 1000 hours engine TBO (Time Between Overhaul). Small vertical take-off and landing aircraft (VTOL) are not subject to the same limitations as other helicopters and fixed wing aircrafts but Martin Aircraft have built it to comply with ultralight regulations and therefore suggest it as at least as safe to operate, and claim it is the safest of all jetpacks yet built. The Jetpack achieves with 30 minutes of flight time and is fueled by regular premium gasoline, though you will undoubtedly earn some disbelieving stares at the petrol station. Since it has been built according to ultralight regulations no FAA recognized pilot's license is required to fly one in the U.S., though this will depend on a country's specific requirements. However, despite being significantly less complex than a helicopter to fly as pitch and roll are controlled by one hand, thrust and yaw by the other, Martin Aircraft won't let anyone take receipt of their jetpack before completing their specially-developed Martin Aircraft Company approved training program. The pilot must also weigh between 140-240 lbs. Tell what I really want to know: how can I get my hands on one? After nine prototypes Martin Aircraft have an accurate expectation for how much a jetpack will cost, and suggest that at $86,000 it is pitched at the level of a high-end car. As sales and production volume increase they expect this to drop to the price of a mid-range car. A 10% deposit buys you a production slot for 12 months hence; progress payments are made during manufacture with final payment due on delivery. Details and a deposit contract are available from their Martin Aircraft's website. FULL STORY
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Its not too compact and I can't think of a person who'd be willing to get one of these..
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06-21-2010, 09:53 AM | #4 |
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looks so cool :P
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Hahahaha I saw some demos of this thing a few months back... If I had the extra cash I would totally get one. I live in the mountains so flying to a friends house for a visit would be pretty freakin awesome...
Can I get some saddle bags for that thing for a light grocery store run?
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06-21-2010, 09:59 AM | #6 |
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I can't see these staying around long after a few assholes crash and sue the company!
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can you imagine what they're going to say about this in 100 years?
i laugh pretty bad about cellphones in the 80s
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That was my basic thought; essentially that while this particular model seems pretty bulky, at least it is in fact for the first time ever a WORKING jet pack... yes, as we all know Bell had the James Bond one, but as the article points out rightly it used exotic fuel and the ride only lasted for 30 seconds which made it completely impractical for actual use beyond some side-show stunt. This prototype changes all that and in a few years once they reach an economy of scale and (probably) have some competition the prices will come down and the technology will improve and the components will be less bulky just as in your cell phone analogy. Look at the first ever computer and realize that a simple "Game Boy" in 2010 has more computing power in it than a computer that took up an entire room in the 1950's and it doesn't take much imagination to see down the road...
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06-21-2010, 10:19 AM | #9 |
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Not very practical for errands. Can't walk through Safeway wearing that thing.
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how the fuck do they get 200hp from a single cylinder motorcycle engine??????
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ahh, picture is incorrect, it's a v4
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You could always unstrap yourself though and run your errands, then strap back in and take off I wonder how many questions you'd get every time you "ran an errand" hahhaha.
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Don't imagine it will be too long before someone blows themself up with that, or at the very least, completely shatters both their legs upon landing.
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30 minutes of fuel in the gas tank... Well you can use it top hop from 1 gas station to the other )
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Yeah, but then while you're inside testing the firmness of the limes, some thug will jet-pack jack your pack.
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it is interesting and I wouldnt mind trying one, but the 30 min flying time kind of limits where you can go
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thats about it.
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06-21-2010, 10:44 AM | #21 |
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Yeah, hey.... aren't we starting out on the wrong foot here? Jet-packs finally about to hit the market and they are powered by petroleum? Where are the electric jet-packs?
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Make one that runs on a hydrogen fuel cell instead of fossil fuels and has more like a 2 or 3 hour flight time and it would be far more interesting. It baffles me why companies continue to develop new technologies that use the same tired old planet polluting fuels.
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The answer to your questions regarding fuel... I'm guessing...
Electric motors put out massive torque at low rpm while they put out very little at high rpm... it's the reason why all electric cars have a lower top speed... The speed at which this motor needs to turn and the hp and torque at those levels probably rule out all electric as an option
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cool but not as cool as this, and not as discreet as this badboy
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Just need to figure out how to attach a couple of these bad boys over the shoulders
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Flying under the influence? Just what we need... a bunch of drunks crashing into traffic from above now too.
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It's a new stupid way for people to kill themselves.
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I foresee many people killing themselves via Jet-Pack
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i do believe this "aircraft" would require a full on pilots license in the US too, as it doesnt fall under FAR 103, its over 150lbs.
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paragliders & hangliders fly 100+ miles in a day pretty regularly without any kind of power.
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Looks pretty safe..... Not.
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looks cool but this thing is HUGE
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That looks like so much fun.
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If this does actually go into full production, I predict that there will be a long waiting list and the top buyers will be drug smugglers. They have the money, are willing to risk their lives to make money and want the best way to evade law enforcement. A half hour of flying time is more than enough to get across a border.
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I would be so out of control on one of those!!
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Saw it on 60 Minutes some weeks back. Seems like a great way to grab yourself a Darwin Award.
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We have come a LONG way in the world of transportation. Who would have thought we could be in a machine with 100's of people, 1,000's of feet in the air going 600mph! These will be great in about 30-40 years. I just don't think the world is ready yet.
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Does anyone see a business opportunity here?
I'll buy one, and then sell banner ads on it plus a big banner behind it. 10 minute flights in and around the Hotel at Qwebec Expo for the cutest babes. $1000 per small ad, $2000 for the large ones. Fubar Webmasters gets his ads for free. Send cash now so I don't have to spend my own money to buy one. Hurry up!
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i think i'll stick with rollerblading with scissors and skiing with swords thanks... because both of those would be safer than that death trap... only thing that helmet is going to protect you from is pigeon shit...
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i'll wait for the gundam version to come out.
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terror
So what to do when terrorists start flying with this?
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Needs to be miniaturized. After that, send manufacturing to China to drop the price to $10K
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