iPhone4 signal error an intentional Anti-Porn measure! - GoFuckYourself.com

TopbucksMatt · 06-24-2010, 11:56 AM

Late last night, the mobile porn-watching community was in an uproar over Apple?s new iPhone 4 handset losing signal while being held in only the left hand, creating an obvious problem for right handed masturbators.

When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone 4?s much-touted features was having all its antennas built directly into the outer frame of the device, but now this feature is receiving a large, swollen thumbs down from some iPhone users, who wonder if interfering with porn viewing was the actual intent behind the new antenna design.

?Apple did their homework on this one,? said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. ?Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all ?stranger? on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ?porn-free,? after all.?

more here at blog.pinkvisual

CIVMatt · 06-24-2010, 11:59 AM

4 out of 10

TopbucksMatt · 06-24-2010, 12:01 PM

Ah hell 4/10? i'll take it with my head held high in this venue.

baddog · 06-24-2010, 12:02 PM

very good

JFK · 06-24-2010, 12:25 PM

interesting observation, I guess I wont rush to get the IPhone then

Dirty Lord · 06-24-2010, 12:26 PM

clean bizz

Holly Lez! · 06-24-2010, 12:28 PM

LOL I like that he is 37 and still living at his mom's house..

Wizzo · 06-24-2010, 12:31 PM

Juicy is going to be very unhappy with this news!

Topbuxom Lea · 06-24-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Juicy is going to be very unhappy with this news!

LOL indeed! I just hit him up on icq...

DateDoc · 06-24-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

Juicy is going to be very unhappy with this news!

Juicy is ambidextrous.

pornguy · 06-24-2010, 12:57 PM

I have a solution. Surf porn on the Desktop.

Holly Lez! · 06-24-2010, 01:10 PM

Or move out of mom's house

mountainmiester · 06-24-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

LOL I like that he is 37 and still living at his mom's house..

LMAO, i totally missed that. Thanks!

Holly Lez! · 06-24-2010, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester

LMAO, i totally missed that. Thanks!

LOL so funny

Allison · 06-24-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

LOL I like that he is 37 and still living at his mom's house..

Ha, and we had internal discussions about that one.

ottopottomouse · 06-24-2010, 02:10 PM

Spread it as a rumour, build an app to overcome the problem, count the cash.

Screwed Up · 06-24-2010, 02:15 PM

I can masturbate with my left hand. No biggie.

Quentin · 06-24-2010, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Allison

Ha, and we had internal discussions about that one.

Everybody assumes it is Dave living with his mom and not the other way around. Y'all have never heard of parents needing to move back in with their kids when tough times hit? We are living in a down economy, you know.

czarina · 06-24-2010, 02:21 PM

go BlackBerry!

alias · 06-24-2010, 02:30 PM

Nice one.

seeandsee · 06-24-2010, 02:56 PM

hahahahahahaha now they just need to make you cant use it with left hand

Wizzo · 06-24-2010, 03:45 PM

"or switch hands and go all ‘stranger’ on myself." - haha

Way to go Topbucks!

kristin · 06-24-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

"or switch hands and go all ?stranger? on myself." - haha

Way to go Topbucks!

Is the stranger a shimmy?

06-24-2010, 11:56 AM	#1
TopbucksMatt Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 111	iPhone4 signal error an intentional Anti-Porn measure! Late last night, the mobile porn-watching community was in an uproar over Apple?s new iPhone 4 handset losing signal while being held in only the left hand, creating an obvious problem for right handed masturbators. When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone 4?s much-touted features was having all its antennas built directly into the outer frame of the device, but now this feature is receiving a large, swollen thumbs down from some iPhone users, who wonder if interfering with porn viewing was the actual intent behind the new antenna design. ?Apple did their homework on this one,? said Dave Long, a disgruntled 37 year-old mobile porn user. ?Over 85% of the world is right handed and watches mobile porn with their phone in their left hand. Now when my mom is out at the grocery store and I get a hankering to check out a little wireless erotica, I have to set the phone on a surface or switch hands and go all ?stranger? on myself. I think maybe Steve Jobs is serious about wanting the iPhone to be ?porn-free,? after all.? more here at blog.pinkvisual __________________ Matt Mobile Marketing / Community Manager www.Topbucksmobile.com email: [email protected] Twitter: @pinkvisual Last edited by TopbucksMatt; 06-24-2010 at 12:00 PM.. Reason: funnier title

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