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Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 08:38 AM

no shit, forgot to lock my door last night. I woke up beccause I heard a door click in my apt.... felt someone walking on the floor.... got up and some asshole was in my bathroom chopping lines... "hey dude get the fuck out and take the coke with yas" he was like *deer in the headlights* had no idea where he was.. sure am glad I didn't shoot the MF...

Agent 488 · 07-10-2010, 08:44 AM

sorry wont happen again.

John-ACWM · 07-10-2010, 08:53 AM

One of the strange things one might experience in life.

crazytrini85 · 07-10-2010, 08:55 AM

LOLOL He was in your house. Should have killed him and taken his blow. Always keep a throw away weapon near.

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

One of the strange things one might experience in life.

yeah... very odd.. I've know of several guys to do that on a 2 week speed binge, however never had a guy wonder into my place before...

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85

LOLOL He was in your house. Should have killed him and taken his blow. Always keep a throw away weapon near.

dear dumb ass, killing someone is not actually funny or cool. fuck you, bm bradley

Nikki_Licks · 07-10-2010, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

dear dumb ass, killing someone is not actually funny or cool. fuck you, bm bradley

If it was AZ, he probably would have been shot on the spot. We have allot of home invasions and it usually ends this way.

Good thing you are OK and he did not try to wack you for your equipment

epitome · 07-10-2010, 09:04 AM

Time to move out of the ghetto.

(sorry, it's the only wise ass comment I could think of and that's what we're supposed to do in these threads, correct?)

Chosen · 07-10-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

sorry wont happen again.

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

If it was AZ, he probably would have been shot on the spot. We have allot of home invasions and it usually ends this way.

Good thing you are OK and he did not try to wack you for your equipment

nah.. he was high and lost... no need to kill a guy for that.. could have happened to any of us when we were younger. real 'wake up call' though. going to get my 1911 serviced I guess... jams after a few rounds... coure you really only need one.

Ethersync · 07-10-2010, 09:10 AM

Crazy story. Shame you didn't get a photo.

Matyko · 07-10-2010, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

sorry wont happen again.

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Sweet Smile · 07-10-2010, 09:37 AM

wow that's strange, don't ever forget to lock your door again

LongBG · 07-10-2010, 09:44 AM

Where the fuck do you live?

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LongBG

Where the fuck do you live?

apartment in a pretty mild area of the valley.. 15 units, 3 floors

LeRoy · 07-10-2010, 10:41 AM

Lot of tweakers and cokeheads here.

Lock your doors man!

CaptainHowdy · 07-10-2010, 10:47 AM

Check if there is blood on the rear side of your underwear...

docputer · 07-10-2010, 10:50 AM

A few years back it could have been Robert Downey Jr.

brassmonkey · 07-10-2010, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Check if there is blood on the rear side of your underwear...

ass rape

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by docputer

A few years back it could have been Robert Downey Jr.

he stalks nicer neighborhoods

Jman · 07-10-2010, 11:02 AM

Man you should of at least shoot him..... With a camera ;-)

seeandsee · 07-10-2010, 11:02 AM

cool story bro, if its real ask for some money from dude

fatfoo · 07-10-2010, 11:05 AM

The natural function of the head would be to protect the other organs.

ottopottomouse · 07-10-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Check if there is blood on the rear side of your underwear...

You really need to start having more creative dreams if all you can remember was showing him the way out.

DaddyHalbucks · 07-10-2010, 12:14 PM

That's some crazy stuff.

Robbie · 07-10-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

could have happened to any of us when we were younger.

Uh, I'm 49 years old.
And I still find myself accidentally in other people's homes in the middle of the night chopping lines in the bathroom.

Klen · 07-10-2010, 01:42 PM

Reminds me to one situation which i had in bar where one totaly drunk dude rushed to wc,and i completely forgot about him and i almost went out(it was end of work time)until brother asked me did he went out and i was like holy shit no and he was still inside and apologizing to me for being there.I so much wanted to take a baseball bat and beat him.If brother didnt reminded me,he would stay in locked bar full with alcohol.

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Uh, I'm 49 years old.
And I still find myself accidentally in other people's homes in the middle of the night chopping lines in the bathroom.

see what I mean...

the fucking guy was scared to death.... that he would spill some blow on the way out

CamTraffic · 07-10-2010, 04:52 PM

you went to bed and that dude was still in your house?

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

you went to bed and that dude was still in your house?

so you actually didn't understand anything?

amacontent · 07-10-2010, 05:51 PM

Caught looking in the mirror again in middle of the night huh B.

Jarmusch · 07-10-2010, 06:04 PM

Could be he lives on the apartment above or bellow yours, but got the wrong floor? Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

LickMyBalls · 07-10-2010, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

no shit, forgot to lock my door last night. I woke up beccause I heard a door click in my apt.... felt someone walking on the floor.... got up and some asshole was in my bathroom chopping lines... "hey dude get the fuck out and take the coke with yas" he was like *deer in the headlights* had no idea where he was.. sure am glad I didn't shoot the MF...

Sorry but I would've had a murder charge.

Deej · 07-10-2010, 06:15 PM

jesus... dude was up in your shit?

Thats freaky...

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LickMyBalls

Sorry but I would've had a murder charge.

I've been up against stuff in the past so I'm okay when stuff jumps off sideways

Grapesoda · 07-10-2010, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Could be he lives on the apartment above or bellow yours, but got the wrong floor? Wouldn't be the first time that happened.

i think he was visiting the building for a party. hope he cleans up afore he gets hurt or hurts someone else

Pics Traffic · 07-10-2010, 07:09 PM

was it jayxxx ?

jackknoff · 07-10-2010, 07:59 PM

Well at least you didn't wake up the next day with a sore anus. I hate when that happens.

Spanx!
Jack

_Richard_ · 07-10-2010, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

apartment in a pretty mild area of the valley.. 15 units, 3 floors

poor bastard probably lives in fear of running into you now hahaha

raven1083 · 07-10-2010, 11:33 PM

where's the photo?

LickMyBalls · 07-10-2010, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt

was it jayxxx ?

MissMina · 07-11-2010, 07:57 AM

What in the fuck? That's why I always make sure my doors are locked ALL times of the day and night.

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