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Old 08-18-2010, 09:13 AM   #1
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5 super neat ways to use a hooker

This was well thought out. Starting from #1...

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Old 08-18-2010, 09:25 AM   #2
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:34 AM   #3
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I have them clean my house, feed my pets, massage me, bring me new whores, bring me their sisters and run errands for me.
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:42 AM   #4
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This was well thought out. Starting from #1...

not funny at all for me
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:46 AM   #5
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Old 08-18-2010, 09:50 AM   #6
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:28 AM   #7
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I was expecting some funnier shit, especially with whores being the topic.
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:32 AM   #8
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:35 AM   #9
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:38 AM   #10
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nahhh that one wasn't all that funny.. I like this one better:

"8 ways to prepare your pets for war"
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:49 AM   #11
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:56 AM   #12
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:16 PM   #13
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fuck that was incredibly not funny.
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:20 PM   #14
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:22 PM   #15
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"whore mountain" lol...

come on, that was worth 10 seconds of my time...
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:22 PM   #16
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i should of read the other comments before clicking
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:24 PM   #17
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:25 PM   #18
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:26 PM   #19
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i should of read the other comments before clicking
I did so I won't be clicking.



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Old 08-18-2010, 01:29 PM   #20
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i should of read the other comments before clicking
So you'd rather spend a minute reading the thread and responses, than 10 seconds reading 5 lines and deciding for yourself? seems logical...

Clicked through a few comics, this one was golden...

What It's Like To Own An Apple Product
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apple
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Old 08-18-2010, 01:49 PM   #21
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wow, I'm surprised he even published it, not even a giggle, not funny but still got 6k FB likes and 2k diggs..

the apple product one is cool, and this http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:10 PM   #22
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:15 PM   #23
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wow none of that dudes shit is funny at all. fail.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:35 PM   #24
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Old 08-18-2010, 04:50 PM   #25
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this one is pretty cute

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
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I have them clean my house, feed my pets, massage me, bring me new whores, bring me their sisters and run errands for me.
A. What errand is within a whore's grasp?
B. What errand would you trust to a whore beyond bringing more whores?
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Old 08-18-2010, 05:54 PM   #27
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This was well thought out. Starting from #1...

Wow...given all the diggs etc., I'm convinced the masses are completely losing their sense of humor. This is the lamest attempt at humor I've seen in a long time.
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Old 08-18-2010, 06:59 PM   #28
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check the others out like http://theoatmeal.com/comics/coffee , they're pretty amusing :-)
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not very funny...
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Everybody who clicked that link after the first 5 said it was crap must surely be an idiot.
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Looks like I wont bother clicking the link.
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Wasn't even a little funny but it should have been.
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:15 AM   #35
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6k facebook likes for that shit, FB people truly are stupid.
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Old 08-19-2010, 03:59 AM   #36
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another vote for whore mountain. but I thought it said Couch fArts

Actually I opened the page at 8:54. my favorite time of day..


EDIT: 6 to 9 .... just like my post count too. I guess that's a sign for a good use for whores!

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bleh, not funny at all. The best thing anyone could do for these whores is teach them NOT to procreate for the sake of mankind. I don't know who I hate worst, terrorists or hookers. Both are abominations to the human race.
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bleh, not funny at all. The best thing anyone could do for these whores is teach them NOT to procreate for the sake of mankind. I don't know who I hate worst, terrorists or hookers. Both are abominations to the human race.
WTF? Did you just compare hookers to terrorists? That's fucking crazy.
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They are both abominations to human race. Both could do the rest of us a favor and die a slow painful death but just don't procreate. I cringe everytime some idiot tells me that adult models are nothing more than hookers, which is so far from the truth. Adult models are NOTHING like a hooker. Everytime I hear the word hooker, I think of Robert Pinkton

This is the guy who "attached the dildo to his weapon as a makeshift silencer" to kill hookers. He was a serial hooker killer in Canada.

More info on Robert Pickton
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They are both abominations to human race.

It's the oldest profession of man kind. It should be legal to entice woman to sleep with you. If I had it my way EVERY woman would have a price tag on her bracelet!

You have to sign over half your life earnings to get laid these days.
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In any event I got a chuckle out of it...due to personal reasons
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