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quiet 09-26-2010 08:49 AM

i wonder if this fucker will hit 100+ pages.

suesheboy 09-26-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17541478)
i wonder if this fucker will hit 100+ pages.

It should. After all newbies need to know...

zombi1101 09-26-2010 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17541111)
Am I the only who noticed the typo on the thread title??

Ha, ha! Never noticed that. :thumbsup

signupdamnit 09-26-2010 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17541478)
i wonder if this fucker will hit 100+ pages.

It's at 172 for me but I set my page breaks at 25 posts. I forgot that this forum does 50 by default since I set it so long ago.

Inter-Sex 09-26-2010 10:13 AM

page 86 here.

The Porn Nerd 09-26-2010 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17539024)
http://www.ambushinterview.com/54/05.jpg

why sleazy always covered in stains lol ......

Apparently Mallick spent all the dough on teeth cleaning. WHITE!

charlie g 09-26-2010 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17541653)
Apparently Mallick spent all the dough on teeth cleaning. WHITE!

Ya, he should have gotten his stomach sewn too. Fat fucking bastard!

IllTestYourGirls 09-26-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 17540067)
What universe are you from?:1orglaugh

You have no idea how POSP's are done do you?

Every time i bought gas with my vv it would take 30 days to clear.

Sextember 09-26-2010 12:33 PM

Bump.... didn't hear anything from Mr. Malick for a long time... Did he flee to Antarctica?

Zester 09-26-2010 12:53 PM

page 86...wow...isn't this some kind of record?

18teens 09-26-2010 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sextember (Post 17541980)
Bump.... didn't hear anything from Mr. Malick for a long time... Did he flee to Antarctica?

The mother fucker is in motion.

TylerBang 09-26-2010 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17541969)
Every time i bought gas with my vv it would take 30 days to clear.


Yep, but you can't tell 'experts' anything, they already know every fking thing.

They aren't capable of holding two thoughts in their heads at once.

1. Gas Purchases with VV place a 30 day hold on your card for $xx.xx

2. These transactions in motion are a valid reason why we must wait according to C.Mall.


#1 can be TRUE while #2 can be FALSE.

MMaster 09-26-2010 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sextember (Post 17541980)
Bump.... didn't hear anything from Mr. Malick for a long time... Did he flee to Antarctica?

http://al4a.xxxtokens.net/epas-phant.jpg

FighterSpirit 09-26-2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davy (Post 17539662)
I have a good feeling about SKNANB. I am glad that I am no longer dealing with a shady off-shore company anymore (well, for the majority of my money, anyway).

agree with that :thumbsup

suesheboy 09-26-2010 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TylerBang (Post 17542133)
Yep, but you can't tell 'experts' anything, they already know every fking thing.

They aren't capable of holding two thoughts in their heads at once.

1. Gas Purchases with VV place a 30 day hold on your card for $xx.xx

2. These transactions in motion are a valid reason why we must wait according to C.Mall.


#1 can be TRUE while #2 can be FALSE.

Than VV is fucking retailers too. As a retailer I would get my money in 72 hours and no way would a hold stay for 30 days on a card. That's their fucked up system.

I need to be clear about this. You are saying when you were making purchases of gas with Epassporte, they didn't charge you the right amount but would tie up your cash for 30 days???

If this is so, anyone using Epassporte for purchases rather than immediately drawing out cash of the account is a bigger asshole than I would have ever imagined.

OMG. Didn't you feel ripped off when you could not access your money and you knew at the same time a retailer didn't get paid either?

I work with the credit card companies money. They don't ever get to work with mine.

Mr. Cool Ice 09-26-2010 05:41 PM

This is one long thread.

Mr. Cool Ice 09-26-2010 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17539024)

Where are they now?

One of them is on his own private island counting your money and laughing.

The other one is sitting naked in his bathroom with a pistol in his mouth, just trying to get the nerve to pull the trigger.

Guess who is who?

bloggerz 09-26-2010 05:44 PM

this thread is dying

Mr. Cool Ice 09-26-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 17542735)
this thread is dying

Because porn webmasters have the attention span of a goldfish.

Mr. Cool Ice 09-26-2010 05:49 PM

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mr. Cool Ice 09-26-2010 05:50 PM

Did I win $25?

Bump for the win.

suesheboy 09-26-2010 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 17542735)
this thread is dying

Never shall it die...:pimp

Naughty-Pages 09-26-2010 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 17542658)
Didn't you feel ripped off when you could not access your money and you knew at the same time a retailer didn't get paid either?

I'm gonna butt into this convo about epass using the VV or even the physical card...

Using the VV and the physical card were like a roll of the dice for us... I still don't get it.. but some merchants we talked to said the issue was they were not authorized to accept International credit cards.

For the VV at least 30% of the merchants we used would pre-authorize them, but then decline them later. The first time this happened it was over several thousands of dollars we had spent online with numerous online retailers for X-mas shopping.. We did not know 30% of them later declined it until several days later.. the wife was pissed (trying to figure out what presents needed to be repurchased in time for x-mas). And the money that was declined was held up for several weeks... after that we rarely used the VV# for anything.. I used to use it for things that required manual payment rather than automatic, but then one day our electric company stopped taking the VV.. after that i pretty much gave up, primarily to hundreds or thousands being tied up for several weeks.

On the rare occasion any other credit card we have had a similar situation, they would release the funds within a few days.

The same went for using the physical card, if there we bought $6 in gas to fill a 2 gallon gas jug, $85 would be tied up for 3 weeks. And some places it would not work at all, but I have since noticed that a few of the gas stations in our area (a tourist area) have signs on the pumps saying that international cards need to be brought inside).

Now the really messed up part.. I had like 25k in my account from a couple big sales, and I wanted to pay off my Jeep Commander, so I called epass and talked to some Indian chick.. I asked her if there was a way I could use epass to pay the remaining 15k on our Jeep, she said no.. I would have to withdraw $1,000 a day via ACH for friggin 25 days to get the money or spend 40+ days at the ATM withdrawing $600 a day. And I explained to her that I would be getting even more sales in the upcoming weeks so it would take far longer to get all of my money out..

Skip to a couple weeks later, we were moving to a bigger place and we needed about $9k for some new furniture we were buying.. Just as a test I asked the furniture place to try the Epass card but run 9 separate charges of $1k through.. I did not expect it to work, based on what the Indian chick from epass said.. I figured the first 1k would go through, and then the next transaction would be decline.. but guess what? It fucking worked! all 9 charges went through.. I was kinda pissed because I could have done the same thing to pay off the Jeep instead of making constant daily withdrawals...

optillion 09-26-2010 05:53 PM

Too bad that epassporte failed.

Naughty-Pages 09-26-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 17542735)
this thread is dying

because most of us have given up... reality is starting to close in and the optimists are becoming more aware....

I was optimistic off and on a few times, but I think I have run out of any optimism that might have been left.

suesheboy 09-26-2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naughty-Pages (Post 17542759)
I'm gonna butt into this convo about epass using the VV or even the physical card...

Using the VV and the physical card were like a roll of the dice for us... I still don't get it.. but some merchants we talked to said the issue was they were not authorized to accept International credit cards.

For the VV at least 30% of the merchants we used would pre-authorize them, but then decline them later. The first time this happened it was over several thousands of dollars we had spent online with numerous online retailers for X-mas shopping.. We did not know 30% of them later declined it until several days later.. the wife was pissed (trying to figure out what presents needed to be repurchased in time for x-mas). And the money that was declined was held up for several weeks... after that we rarely used the VV# for anything.. I used to use it for things that required manual payment rather than automatic, but then one day our electric company stopped taking the VV.. after that i pretty much gave up, primarily to hundreds or thousands being tied up for several weeks.

On the rare occasion any other credit card we have had a similar situation, they would release the funds within a few days.

The same went for using the physical card, if there we bought $6 in gas to fill a 2 gallon gas jug, $85 would be tied up for 3 weeks. And some places it would not work at all, but I have since noticed that a few of the gas stations in our area (a tourist area) have signs on the pumps saying that international cards need to be brought inside).

Now the really messed up part.. I had like 25k in my account from a couple big sales, and I wanted to pay off my Jeep Commander, so I called epass and talked to some Indian chick.. I asked her if there was a way I could use epass to pay the remaining 15k on our Jeep, she said no.. I would have to withdraw $1,000 a day via ACH for friggin 25 days to get the money or spend 40+ days at the ATM withdrawing $600 a day. And I explained to her that I would be getting even more sales in the upcoming weeks so it would take far longer to get all of my money out..

Skip to a couple weeks later, we were moving to a bigger place and we needed about $9k for some new furniture we were buying.. Just as a test I asked the furniture place to try the Epass card but run 9 separate charges of $1k through.. I did not expect it to work, based on what the Indian chick from epass said.. I figured the first 1k would go through, and then the next transaction would be decline.. but guess what? It fucking worked! all 9 charges went through.. I was kinda pissed because I could have done the same thing to pay off the Jeep instead of making constant daily withdrawals...

Talk about having your money held as hostage before the "funds in motion" crisis. What a clusterfuck!

charlie g 09-26-2010 06:37 PM

Hey you fat fucker, where's our money? statement tomorrow please

jonnydoe 09-26-2010 07:05 PM

he spent it on just for men and new dentures...

Agent 488 09-26-2010 07:58 PM

that's why people hate literal middle men. scum that steal and shave off the work of people's hard work. garbage.

trannysphere 09-26-2010 08:11 PM

wow 87 pages!

tehHinjew 09-26-2010 09:15 PM

I have almost 800 in there was supposed to pay for my vegas trip for my fucking birthday. Guess that isnt happening
Thank you epass for ruing this young mans dream:'(

Legman69 09-27-2010 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 17462297)
Michael so this means even if its not in ewallet you still cannot withdraw any funds from an atm machine even in the UK

No we have a lot on the Virtual Visa and are in the Uk no we its all gone and unless its in the wallet you have NO ACCESS:mad:

Legman69 09-27-2010 12:41 AM

Have sent this email lets see if they reply""" will update you

"""We would like to know what is going to happen with our money we had over $1900 on a virtual card with you guys how can we get our money, you have now take the card and balance off our account and you are making statements that your money is safe don?t worry?????????

How far from the truth could you be, a copy of this email ios being placed on GFY so a reply will be good
"""

RBC 09-27-2010 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naughty-Pages (Post 17542769)
because most of us have given up... reality is starting to close in and the optimists are becoming more aware....

I was optimistic off and on a few times, but I think I have run out of any optimism that might have been left.

Because I got wire and only reading now

RBC 09-27-2010 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legman69 (Post 17543212)
Have sent this email lets see if they reply""" will update you

"""We would like to know what is going to happen with our money we had over $1900 on a virtual card with you guys how can we get our money, you have now take the card and balance off our account and you are making statements that your money is safe don?t worry?????????

How far from the truth could you be, a copy of this email ios being placed on GFY so a reply will be good
"""

Now I understand why I got replies and help from epassporte support - because I can talk business language
and my English is not perfect even

So keep us updated )

Chosen 09-27-2010 01:32 AM

RBC, congrats on getting your wire :thumbsup
Can you please give us more details?
Your country, personal or business account, date of approval, date when the wire have been sent to you?

papill0n 09-27-2010 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legman69 (Post 17543212)
Have sent this email lets see if they reply""" will update you

"""We would like to know what is going to happen with our money we had over $1900 on a virtual card with you guys how can we get our money, you have now take the card and balance off our account and you are making statements that your money is safe don?t worry?????????

How far from the truth could you be, a copy of this email ios being placed on GFY so a reply will be good
"""

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Matyko 09-27-2010 02:14 AM

bumperoooo, too bad still no news.

sgreen 09-27-2010 02:59 AM

Quote:

Now the really messed up part.. I had like 25k in my account from a couple big sales, and I wanted to pay off my Jeep Commander, so I called epass and talked to some Indian chick.. I asked her if there was a way I could use epass to pay the remaining 15k on our Jeep, she said no.. I would have to withdraw $1,000 a day via ACH for friggin 25 days to get the money or spend 40+ days at the ATM withdrawing $600 a day. And I explained to her that I would be getting even more sales in the upcoming weeks so it would take far longer to get all of my money out..

Skip to a couple weeks later, we were moving to a bigger place and we needed about $9k for some new furniture we were buying.. Just as a test I asked the furniture place to try the Epass card but run 9 separate charges of $1k through.. I did not expect it to work, based on what the Indian chick from epass said.. I figured the first 1k would go through, and then the next transaction would be decline.. but guess what? It fucking worked! all 9 charges went through.. I was kinda pissed because I could have done the same thing to pay off the Jeep instead of making constant daily withdrawals...
15K to pay off the jeep and you said you would have to spend 25 days withdrawing $1000 a day to do it or 40+ days.. That would withdraw all of your money..

In other words.. bullshit.. Were moving to a bigger place.. need about 9K.. Then it just happens to come to 9K exactly and you run 9 separate charges of 1K.. Fucking pull the other one.. For a start, there is nothing in your account to do these 9 charges with because you have withdrawn it all with the 25 daily withdrawls.

Tjeezers 09-27-2010 03:11 AM

i am broke

please send me food


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