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RadicalSights · 04-04-2010, 11:50 AM

So my Buddy works as an Engineer and his Company is flying him out to Moscow to meet up with some other Company about Aircraft Ball Bearings or something and he wants me to fly along and rent some high end Escorts while we're there...

I am currently single so there's no ethical reasons for me not to do it but I've never exactly been with an "escort" before or been in any movies or anything like that so it seems it a little strange "paying" for sex and all....

Anyone have any Escort stories or experiences they'd like to share?

CaptainHowdy · 04-04-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by RadicalSights

it seems it a little strange "paying" for sex and all....

Thing is, someway somehow, you're always paying for sex.

martinsc · 04-04-2010, 12:05 PM

L-Pink · 04-04-2010, 12:06 PM

"I don't pay for sex, I pay for the girls to go home immediately after sex"

quote: Charlie Sheen

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Klen · 04-04-2010, 12:12 PM

Use http://internationalsexguide.com for more info.

Riffhard · 04-04-2010, 12:22 PM

I hired an escort once. It was really awkward and just seemed so unnatural.

shimmy2 · 04-04-2010, 01:01 PM

paid sex is always cheaper than free sex

Spunky · 04-04-2010, 01:03 PM

You gotta pay either way,best is to rent it

marcop · 04-04-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

You gotta pay either way,best is to rent it

My feelings exactly. Why buy when you can rent?

Manowar · 04-04-2010, 01:21 PM

do it man, fucking do it

EscortBiz · 04-04-2010, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Riffhard

I hired an escort once. It was really awkward and just seemed so unnatural.

for a few extra bucks she would be able to role play and start fights with you, get you mad, tell u she thinks she pregnant and watch TV shows that show tramps fighting and girls crying

WarChild · 04-04-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Thing is, someway somehow, you're always paying for sex.

What a stupid argument.

alias · 04-04-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

do it man, fucking do it

VeriSexy · 04-04-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Thing is, someway somehow, you're always paying for sex.

Amen... amen

fatfoo · 04-04-2010, 04:12 PM

I have a story.

I called an escort place and I said,

"I have never hired an escort. What exactly do these escorts do?"

He answered, "Who cares?"

So, I hung up the phone.

beemk · 04-04-2010, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

What a stupid argument.

what he meant to say is "guys who are chumps, pay for a chance at sex"

VikingMan · 04-04-2010, 06:00 PM

I love romance so escorts are out of the question. They don't even kiss.

WarChild · 04-04-2010, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by beemk

what he meant to say is "guys who are chumps, pay for a chance at sex"

That's sort of what I thought.

aztecboi2003 · 04-04-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

I love romance so escorts are out of the question. They don't even kiss.

If you want kissing, get a gal who offers GFE. They kiss.

UFGators2007 · 04-04-2010, 08:13 PM

Radical,

I travel internationally. Moscow is perhaps one of the worse places. Not recommended.

kada · 04-05-2010, 12:01 AM

those whores are overpriced.
escorts are only good for a quick fuck. Don't hire for travel or show off...
However if you guys like to waste ur money, go ahead.

if its just for sex.. hire some highend ones in moscow instead, b4 u leave.... a search should help.

BJ · 04-05-2010, 12:10 AM

I blacked out in spain with a bunch of whores. Woke up to $14k credit card bill and charged it back. clearly they were taking advantage of me.

AmeliaG · 04-05-2010, 02:30 AM

You don't pay escorts for sex (or companionship or to be seen with); you pay them to leave afterward.

Paul Markham · 04-05-2010, 03:11 AM

Escorts are for those times you're too lazy to jerk off. LOL

natkejs · 04-05-2010, 03:14 AM

Escorts are good for a quick break from work, no questions asked and they leave right afterwards. My girlfriend on the other hand never leaves me alone lol

slapass · 04-05-2010, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by UFGators2007

Radical,

I travel internationally. Moscow is perhaps one of the worse places. Not recommended.

My limited experience with Russian women is that they are not very good in the sack and even worse at the hanging out part.

Klen · 04-05-2010, 05:53 AM

Technically,between escort,girlfriend and wife,girlfriend would be cheapest when it comes to price

For me escort is advanced type of massage :D

CaptainHowdy · 04-05-2010, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

What a stupid argument.

I'm not arguing

... Sometimes I do hit a nerve, eh?

TurboAngel · 04-05-2010, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by martinsc

LMAO!

WarChild · 04-05-2010, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm not arguing

... Sometimes I do hit a nerve, eh?

No, not at all actually. I think it's kind of funny.

Django · 09-11-2010, 08:17 AM

I think they are two main types of escort:
those who do it ONLY for money, often they are lesbian or they don't love men.
Then there are those who love sex and men, but require a payment.
well, if you find those in the second category, they make you feel like a king.

Vick! · 09-11-2010, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Thing is, someway somehow, you're always paying for sex.

Exactly.

Free sex costs more than paid sex.

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09-11-2010, 08:17 AM	#31
Django So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 2,578	I think they are two main types of escort: those who do it ONLY for money, often they are lesbian or they don't love men. Then there are those who love sex and men, but require a payment. well, if you find those in the second category, they make you feel like a king.