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lazerbunny · 09-24-2010, 10:32 AM

I don't really have much to say about this other than :
This is fucking awesome. That is all for now.
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cambaby · 09-24-2010, 10:47 AM

Awesome? Do you think this country is some kind of joke? Our tax payer money is spent on his fucking rich ass sitting there acting like he has a clue about a subject he has no fucking idea about. Him and Stewart are WAY over their heads with these stunts.

If you think this is "cool" or "awesome" you gotta be 12 years old now get the fuck off this board and back in school child.

Verbal · 09-24-2010, 12:16 PM

Well I think it's TOTALLY awesome!

fatfoo · 09-24-2010, 12:42 PM

It sounds very patriotic. I think the Colbert show uses an American eagle symbol, also.

TheDoc · 09-24-2010, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Awesome? Do you think this country is some kind of joke? Our tax payer money is spent on his fucking rich ass sitting there acting like he has a clue about a subject he has no fucking idea about. Him and Stewart are WAY over their heads with these stunts.

If you think this is "cool" or "awesome" you gotta be 12 years old now get the fuck off this board and back in school child.

How about sweet? Do you not think the country is being ran like a joke? No kidding, just think if he was serious and had a clue, ouch. What stunts? Like jumping over congressmen in the a-team van? Never saw it, but he does have some great skits.

If you think it's real you should just stop posting.

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

How about sweet? Do you not think the country is being ran like a joke? No kidding, just think if he was serious and had a clue, ouch. What stunts? Like jumping over congressmen in the a-team van? Never saw it, but he does have some great skits. If you think it's real you should just stop posting.

Real? Dude it WAS real, he WAS testifying before congress, it wasnt some kind of fake joke he was invited to a very serious hearing about illegal immigrants working in the United States.

Yes you are right this country is being run like a joke, thanks Obama.

TheDoc · 09-24-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Real? Dude it WAS real, he WAS testifying before congress, it wasnt some kind of fake joke he was invited to a very serious hearing about illegal immigrants working in the United States.

Yes you are right this country is being run like a joke, thanks Obama.

If it's real, then all the better...it has some odd cuts that totally made it look fake though.

Either way it's about time they get jack slapped that it's a big fucking joke. Then sure, it's Obama too and every other President and every single person that makes any decision in the Gov for the last 100 years.

He should have thrown his shoes at them.

Atticus · 09-24-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Real? Dude it WAS real, he WAS testifying before congress, it wasnt some kind of fake joke he was invited to a very serious hearing about illegal immigrants working in the United States.

Yes you are right this country is being run like a joke, thanks Obama.

It is a disgrace but you cant blame this on Obama or Dems. Both parties are guilty. If I remember correctly the Republicans called on Elmo to testify in '02.

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 05:14 PM

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It is a disgrace but you cant blame this on Obama or Dems. Both parties are guilty. If I remember correctly the Republicans called on Elmo to testify in '02.

Absolutely agree, but theres a huge difference between family-safe Elmo and fucking cornpacking Colbert and his sidekick Jew Stewart

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 05:15 PM

And furthermore.... Mr Rogers was the BEST "celebrity" to testify before congress... he actually had KNOWLEDGE of the subject he was asked about. Watch it to the end itll pull your heart strings... if you have one.

TheDoc · 09-24-2010, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Absolutely agree, but theres a huge difference between family-safe Elmo and fucking cornpacking Colbert and his sidekick Jew Stewart

Was Elmo's message, tickle me congress?

charlie g · 09-24-2010, 05:56 PM

Colbert is fucking hilarious!!!!!! No matter which side of the cluterfucked political landscape you cheer for, the dude is just funny. Now stewart, not so much.

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc

Was Elmo's message, tickle me congress?

Music instrument school funding a very worthy and legal goal unlike Mr Colbert who is championing illegal acts.
http://articles.cnn.com/2002-04-23/p...PM:ALLPOLITICS

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by charlie g

Colbert is fucking hilarious!!!!!! No matter which side of the cluterfucked political landscape you cheer for, the dude is just funny. Now stewart, not so much.

I didnt say he wasnt funny, but his testimony before congress is not amusing in that context, sorry we have enough fucking clowns running the show we dont need more.

TheDoc · 09-24-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Music instrument school funding a very worthy and legal goal unlike Mr Colbert who is championing illegal acts.
http://articles.cnn.com/2002-04-23/p...PM:ALLPOLITICS

Did he play the tickle me elmo song for them?

2MuchMark · 09-24-2010, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Awesome? Do you think this country is some kind of joke? Our tax payer money is spent on his fucking rich ass sitting there acting like he has a clue about a subject he has no fucking idea about. Him and Stewart are WAY over their heads with these stunts.

If you think this is "cool" or "awesome" you gotta be 12 years old now get the fuck off this board and back in school child.

This didn't cost Tax payers a thing. He was not paid anything for this.

If you do not understand Stephen Colbert's humour or hate the man, then you are exactly the kind of person he is making fun of.

uno · 09-24-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Absolutely agree, but theres a huge difference between family-safe Elmo and fucking cornpacking Colbert and his sidekick Jew Stewart

I've met and talked to both colbert and his super hot wife. And seriously, i know you're an inbred hick, but what's with the antisemitism?

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 07:59 PM

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This didn't cost Tax payers a thing. He was not paid anything for this. If you do not understand Stephen Colbert's humour or hate the man, then you are exactly the kind of person he is making fun of.

A single congressional hearing can cost upwards of 100k. He had seven capitol police assigned to him. So this is what its come to? You actually defend this kind of crap in our governmental system? It would be different if he were say a former illegal immigrant or actually worked on a farm for more than one photo shoot. He made a mockery of that hearing even some Democrats were cringing and asking him to leave. Other celebrity "experts" before him have NEVER made gay slur jokes, he even used a lot of racist overtones. He was quite simply disgusting and he knew he was way out of his league.

cambaby · 09-24-2010, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

I've met and talked to both colbert and his super hot wife. And seriously, i know you're an inbred hick, but what's with the antisemitism?

Im not an anti-semite, Jew Stewart is the one that hates his own people.

Interesting website "gamelink" now thats not gonna draw some children in is it?

The Porn Nerd · 09-24-2010, 08:12 PM

People on boards who get upset over celebrities and/or Congress must like peanut butter and clams, for the sky is orange and the sea is red, and the Lord shall smite butterflies in Texas, but never, never on a Sunday, on a Sunday, AFRICA UNITE!!

I think that pretty much covers it.

uno · 09-24-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Im not an anti-semite, Jew Stewart is the one that hates his own people.

Interesting website "gamelink" now thats not gonna draw some children in is it?

No, and I really resent the implication you are making. Simply because a site has a mainstream friendly name does not imply anythingt you are inferring.

Jon Stewart is a self hating jew? That is news to me. He may not be orthodox or even practicing, but you are filled with nothing but hate. When its even obvious to The Demon, you know you have issues.

Fetish Gimp · 09-24-2010, 09:23 PM

The greatest service clowns provide is that they can tell hurtful truths and social criticism disguised as jokes.

Therein lies the power of comedy.

Atticus · 09-24-2010, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

Absolutely agree, but theres a huge difference between family-safe Elmo and fucking cornpacking Colbert and his sidekick Jew Stewart

umm..

Man you have a lot of hate. Feel sorry for you actually. I dont even know what "cornpacking" is a reference too but I'm going to assume you are going the gay route and I have no idea what Jon Stewart being Jewish (if he even is, I have no idea) has anything to do with Colbert testifying before congress.

I personally find both Colbert and Stewart to be hilarious. My son also loves Elmo. I personally think Heidi Klum is hot. Doesnt mean I think any of them need to speak before congress. It was always my understanding that congress was to be taken seriously and they are dealing with serious issues. My point was it's not a Democrat or Repulican issue, they both are guilty of it.

BFT3K · 09-24-2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

People on boards who get upset over celebrities and/or Congress must like peanut butter and clams, for the sky is orange and the sea is red, and the Lord shall smite butterflies in Texas, but never, never on a Sunday, on a Sunday, AFRICA UNITE!!

I think that pretty much covers it.

Hard to argue with you on that one.

lazerbunny · 09-25-2010, 07:10 AM

Awesome Show, Great Job!

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

People on boards who get upset over celebrities and/or Congress must like peanut butter and clams, for the sky is orange and the sea is red, and the Lord shall smite butterflies in Texas, but never, never on a Sunday, on a Sunday, AFRICA UNITE!!

I think that pretty much covers it.

lazerbunny · 09-25-2010, 07:15 AM

Huh, this thread already proves that promoting websites on gfy or anything to do with adult content takes second seat to HATERS AND COMPLETE DOUCHBAGS.

This was a test of the public broadcast system.. If this had been a real emergency , your head would have exploded and little poofs of glitter would fly out, and we would all be much more entertained by your ridiculous statements that are made, blinded by your absolute lack of regard for anything as fucking hilarious as yourself.

lazerbunny · 09-25-2010, 08:00 AM

Back To The regularly scheduled broadcast.
Stephen Colbert is AWESOME.

2MuchMark · 09-25-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cambaby

A single congressional hearing can cost upwards of 100k.

He was not the only speaker, and he only spoke for 7 minutes. His flight, Hotel, Food and all other expenses were his. You watch too much of Greta on Fox News. She misreported this event the same way you are by suggesting that it costs Taxpayers $100,000 for his 7 minutes. This is not true.

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Originally Posted by cambaby

He had seven capitol police assigned to him.

To protect him from whackjobs who walk around with blinders on I'm sure. Agree with him or not, he has a right to say what he wants. Just like that idiot pastor in Florida who was going to burn the Qur'ans, he too had protection assigned to him. Outspoken speech is sure to upset the passionate and maybe push some over the edge.

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Originally Posted by cambaby

He made a mockery of that hearing

Not at all. He made a mockery out of the incredible lack of response to the "Take our Jobs, Please" issue.

gumdrop · 09-25-2010, 09:28 AM

The members only laughed when Colbert made a sarcastic reference to Congress working for the people. I got a cold shivers when I heard that laugh.

Riffhard · 09-25-2010, 09:36 AM

It was good, but nothing will beat his speech at Bush's White House Dinner.

lazerbunny · 09-25-2010, 11:25 AM

Very True Indeed!

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Originally Posted by Riffhard

It was good, but nothing will beat his speech at Bush's White House Dinner.

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