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harvey · 10-15-2010, 05:02 PM

As some of you know, I've had some serious health problems last 2 years and doctors were never sure about what the diagnosis was. I've had seven surgeries, chemo, stabilization meds, vitamin shocks, you mention it. At first they thought it was cancer, but they couldn't find it despite the many tumors I had. Then some kind of chemical disorder (which happened to be close to the real answer).

So I got just back from the doctor to get the results of a new battery of analysis that included bone marrow (it hurts like a mofo!), hair, nails, DNA samples, blood, urine, PET scans and everything you could think of.

After not much waiting, there were 2 doctors waiting for me and it seems what I have is a very strange condition that happens like 1 in 10 million people. They started the blabbling and how I shouldn't be worried, so I asked them to shoot it without more preamble, and they told me:

YOU HAVE A SEVERE CONDITION OF AWESOMENESS. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, YOU'RE JUST AWESOME.

what can I do, some people has it, some people doesn't

(note: everything until the joke is true, I have a rare DNA dis-balance caused by an old teratoma surgery that left cell remains on my coxis bone and invaded it as well as the adjacent organs. It has no cure, only constant surgeries when needed and some mild treatment, but it isn't dangerous either)

minicivan · 10-15-2010, 05:05 PM

Based on the crap i've seen you post, I think you should get a second opinion.

dyna mo · 10-15-2010, 05:08 PM

hope it all works out for you. sorry to hear there is no cure for the condition

:-)

wehateporn · 10-15-2010, 05:08 PM

Probably came from a vaccine (not the awesomeness)

pornmasta · 10-15-2010, 05:09 PM

When will you die ?
Next year ?

Amputate Your Head · 10-15-2010, 05:10 PM

there is no cure for what ails me either.
the best we can do is live a good life.

hope you're doing okay dude.

LeRoy · 10-15-2010, 05:11 PM

Ya got me!

Aric · 10-15-2010, 05:11 PM

thickcash_amo · 10-15-2010, 05:12 PM

Good thing you have the awesomeness to back you up!!

harvey · 10-15-2010, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minicivan

Based on the crap i've seen you post, I think you should get a second opinion.

harvey · 10-15-2010, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aric

ha ha, love that pic!

drx · 10-15-2010, 06:09 PM

ahahah werd got me

Vendzilla · 10-15-2010, 06:30 PM

we all die, just drag it out as long as you can

pornmasta · 10-15-2010, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

It has no cure, only constant surgeries when needed and some mild treatment, but it isn't dangerous either)

adapt or die

CDSmith · 10-15-2010, 06:38 PM

Did he say it was an accute case of awesomeness?

Because if so, we share a common ailment. And you're right... there is no cure.

Amputate Your Head · 10-15-2010, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

we all die

do we?

interesting.

harvey · 10-15-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Did he say it was an accute case of awesomeness?

Because if so, we share a common ailment. And you're right... there is no cure.

yes, that's it.

stiff upper lip and hang onto it

CDSmith · 10-15-2010, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

do we?

interesting.

Sometimes you wanna get higher
and sometimes you gotta start low
some people think they're gonna die some day
I got news you never got to go.

Spunky · 10-15-2010, 07:32 PM

Stay strong Harvey,,hope things work out somehow

papill0n · 10-15-2010, 07:38 PM

im setting up a donation fund asap

GetSCORECash · 10-15-2010, 07:38 PM

AWESOMENESS!!!

Best of luck AWESOMENESS. Hopefully you wOnt need another surgery.

AWESOMENESS that was mad cool.

Machete_ · 10-16-2010, 12:21 AM

I've got a fever. And the only cure... is more cowbell!

Brujah · 10-16-2010, 01:32 AM

I'm sorry to hear about your awesomeness.

alias · 10-16-2010, 02:09 AM

Dude you just get up in the morning and piss awesomeness!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-16-2010, 02:40 AM

Be strong, and live long (and prosper)...

ADG

The Duck · 10-16-2010, 02:48 AM

Fuck I have that too, the awesome part. We should start a group.

closer · 10-16-2010, 03:14 AM

harvey · 10-16-2010, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_

I've got a fever. And the only cure... is more cowbell!

10-15-2010, 05:02 PM	#1
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