Joke: How To Starve A Democrat!

[SallyRand]

Hide their food stamps under their work boots!

LOL!

[epitome]

It is obvious that you've never heard of the liberal elite.

That and your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.

Shouldn't you be busy trying to figure out how to hide your vegetables so the government doesn't take them from you?

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by epitome

It is obvious that you've never heard of the liberal elite.

That and your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.

Shouldn't you be busy trying to figure out how to hide your vegetables so the government doesn't take them from you?

By "liberal elite" do you mean someone like AlGore with the nearly $30K utility bill at his home?

The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.

[BFT3K]

Field fish never live very long.

They need the tall grass to survive...

[selena]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.

I am pretty sure that he is referring to the fact that the joke was about blacks originally.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by selena

I am pretty sure that he is referring to the fact that the joke was about blacks originally.

I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.

[NaughtyVisions]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.

The original versions of that joke was not about liberals. You can't seriously be that stupid to not know that joke was derived from a racial joke.

I just searched "how do you starve a hide his food stamps under his work boots" in Yahoo, and all the "Democrat" versions are posted within the last year or so, while the racial ones go back years. There are variations as to which race it attacks, but the fact remains that epitome is right:

Originally Posted by epitome

your lame joke is just a variation of a 20-year-old black joke.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

The original versions of that joke was not about liberals. You can't seriously be that stupid to not know that joke was derived from a racial joke.

I just searched "how do you starve a hide his food stamps under his work boots" in Yahoo, and all the "Democrat" versions are posted within the last year or so, while the racial ones go back years. There are variations as to which race it attacks, but the fact remains that epitome is right:

OK, so what?

The joke I posted is about "liberals". It's a different joke on a theme which could be directed at almost any group.

Are you suggesting that jokes about "liberals" are "racist"?

How about this?:

Question: Why can’t liberals find facts?

Answer: They aren’t looking for any.

Or this?:

Question: What’s the difference between James Carville and a bald monkey?

Answer: A sports jacket.

[NaughtyVisions]

My point is that you're a fucking idiot.

You post a dumb joke, derived from an old racist joke, which anyone who doesn't live under a rock has heard.

Then you play stupid like you didn't know its racial origins.

Just shut the fuck up already.

Nearly every post you make opens yourself up to ridicule. You're like the female PastorSinALot.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

My point is that you're a fucking idiot.

You post a dumb joke, derived from an old racist joke, which anyone who doesn't live under a rock has heard.

Then you play stupid like you didn't know its racial origins.

Just shut the fuck up already.

Nearly every post you make opens yourself up to ridicule. You're like the female PastorSinALot.

Now that's not very nice, is it?

You've positively hurt me.

Is this "derived from an old "racist" joke"?

Question: What?s the difference between liberals and cow pies?

Answer: Cow pies stop stinking after a while.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Hide their food stamps under their work boots!

LOL!

Originally Posted by SallyRand

By "liberal elite" do you mean someone like AlGore with the nearly $30K utility bill at his home?

The joke is about "liberals", not blacks and you seem to have a somewhat racist mindset, don't you think?

You're kinda looking for what you think is "racism" under every rock, behind every door and under the bed.

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.

Originally Posted by SallyRand

OK, so what?

The joke I posted is about "liberals". It's a different joke on a theme which could be directed at almost any group.

Are you suggesting that jokes about "liberals" are "racist"?

How about this?:

Question: Why can?t liberals find facts?

Answer: They aren?t looking for any.

Or this?:

Question: What?s the difference between James Carville and a bald monkey?

Answer: A sports jacket.

ADG

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Oh, ADG, you are such a caution!

[SallyRand]

[Slutboat]

you could starve me by hiding my check in your nasty panties, a place I wouldn't go...

[stocktrader23]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I wouldn't know about that because the joke I posted is about "LIBERALS"; most of whom are in no way really "liberal" but rather big government, socialist types who find reasons in almost everything for new laws which restrict our freedoms while sucking at the public tits.

How about this, tell us which racist ass neocon website you got the joke from. Was it Free Republic or maybe just an email forward from some other racist retard?

[CyberHustler]

What a dork...

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

How about this, tell us which racist ass neocon website you got the joke from. Was it Free Republic or maybe just an email forward from some other racist retard?

Google.

"GFY Rule NO. 9:

False accusations against a person or company. We all want to know what companies and individuals have done you wrong. Just make sure you back any claims you make up with solid proof. If you plan on calling someone a scammer, liar, cheat, or anything else, have your proof in order and post it with your claim. False accusations will be grounds for immediate banning."

I am not a "racist".

"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

I "feel" as though you are picking on me and maybe even abusing me.

I'd say that you're getting close to violating both of those but who am I to say?

[stocktrader23]

That reminds me btw, I guarantee you I could make a nice living telling racist ass anti liberal jokes on YouTube. With the audience you are after you don't even have to be funny, they laugh at ANYTHING that 'makes fun of' liberals. Even better if you do it in stupid ass parody songs. For Christmas I could do "Obama The Pinko Reindeer" or "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way. Obama Is A Communist Pig That Wants Our Military Gay!"

I'm from Louisiana so pretty sure I can nail the inbred retard accent.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by NanoBot

What a dork...

Now, name-calling will get you nowhere.

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

[stocktrader23]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

I "feel" as though you are picking on me and maybe even abusing me.

I'd say that you're getting close to violating both of those but who am I to say?

You are an ignorant cunt to say since I've violated neither rule. But as for your second one, you are abusing me with stupidity daily. It causes me physical pain to read that shit.

[Slutboat]

waaaaaaaaa he's harassing me!!! waaaaaaaaaaa


fucking Teabagger

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

That reminds me btw, I guarantee you I could make a nice living telling racist ass anti liberal jokes on YouTube. With the audience you are after you don't even have to be funny, they laugh at ANYTHING that 'makes fun of' liberals. Even better if you do it in stupid ass parody songs. For Christmas I could do "Obama The Pinko Reindeer" or "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All The Way. Obama Is A Communist Pig That Wants Our Military Gay!"

I'm from Louisiana so pretty sure I can nail the inbred retard accent.

"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer"

Say there Stock; how's the shrimp doin' down there after the oil spill?

I tell you for sure that I loves me some Shrimp Etouffee' and Alligator Bites served up at Jazz in The Legends or in Westport!

Jazz House White Wine!

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, good!

I swear!

Whatchoo 'tink, Cher?

http://www.jazzkitchens.com/wb/

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

You are an ignorant cunt to say since I've violated neither rule. But as for your second one, you are abusing me with stupidity daily. It causes me physical pain to read that shit.

Well, stop reading!

DOH!

(FACESLAP!)

[stocktrader23]

I only go to south Louisiana for Mardi Gras.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

You are an ignorant cunt to say since I've violated neither rule. But as for your second one, you are abusing me with stupidity daily. It causes me physical pain to read that shit.

I see.

Calling me an "ignorant cunt" doesn't count?

Betcha it does but who am I?

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

[NaughtyVisions]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Now, name-calling will get you nowhere.

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Do I need to quote myself here?

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Nearly every post you make opens yourself up to ridicule. You're like the female PastorSinALot.

Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning.

As I referenced, PastorSinALot posts or posted shit that would always result in him getting attacked. He provoked people, then would call for their banning. If anything, he was inciting harassment against himself. And after sitting back and viewing your chaotic posting, Sally, I stand by my comment earlier and above, that you open yourself up to ridicule and therefore are inciting harassment against yourself.

[stocktrader23]

Not to mention that calling someone an ignorant cunt is a matter of opinion. Anyone that thinks otherwise is an __________ ______.

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

You are an ignorant cunt to say since I've violated neither rule. But as for your second one, you are abusing me with stupidity daily. It causes me physical pain to read that shit.

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

I only go to south Louisiana for Mardi Gras.

I figured that 'cause you don't show no Home Stuff at all.

Yankee.

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

You be callin' me all kinds of names, Cher'n I be 'tinkin 'dat ain't so nice!

And just for the record, it was CMT that gave this guy his first real showing. White people didn't like him, kinda like the way Whtie people didn't like Chuck Berry.



BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet - "Theogene Creole"

[Slutboat]

Sally you a little tipsy tonight aincha hun...

[stocktrader23]

Is there a rule about posting with obvious mental problems?

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by Slutboat

Sally you a little tipsy tonight aincha hun...

Negative and don't call me "hun".

Trying to point out that it is time to set personal differences aside and get back to business because this industry is on the verge of collapse if we don't get our asses in gear.

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

Is there a rule about posting with obvious mental problems?

The rule is this:

Only those of us with obvious mental problems are allowed to post here on GFY.

Whoooah, those are some big tomatoes!



Was I right, huh? I told you!

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

Is there a rule about posting with obvious mental problems?

Now there you go again!

You don't like Cajun shit?

You some kind of "racist"?

[SallyRand]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

The rule is this:

Only those of us with obvious mental problems are allowed to post here on GFY.

Whoooah, those are some big tomatoes!



Was I right, huh? I told you!

Made my entire day with that one, dude as my day started around 3:30 a.m. to talk with my offshore affiliates and I am trashed out!

Only got a short nap between about 8;00 CDT and 11:30 a.m., so I am going to hit it soon.

[NaughtyVisions]

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

__________ ______.

uninformed vagina?

[potter]

go look up the stats. the states with the higher food stamps are republican.

[stocktrader23]

Originally Posted by potter

go look up the stats. the states with the higher food stamps are republican.

But, but, but black people vote Democrat!

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Now, name-calling will get you nowhere.

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

It's not excessive yet, dork.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

And just for the record, it was CMT that gave this guy his first real showing. White people didn't like him, kinda like the way Whtie people didn't like Chuck Berry.

White people didn't like Chuck Berry?!?

That's the funniest thing you have written in this joke of a joke thread.

I see your ignorance goes way beyond politics and the adult industry:



Band = mostly white
Audience = mostly white
Cameos = mostly famous white rockers praising Chuck Berry

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Negative and don't call me "hun".

Maybe he meant hun as in, "A barbarous or destructive person", I can see how that would fit:



What's in your ePassporte wallet?

Originally Posted by SallyRand

Trying to point out that it is time to set personal differences aside and get back to business because this industry is on the verge of collapse if we don't get our asses in gear.

SillyMan...er, SallyRand is here to save the industry, and even though he/she started a partisan political joke/rant thread (that backfired again), it's time to get back to business, even though he/she hasn't explained what he/she does in the adult industry (if anything), other than stir up hate and discontent.



How do you like them tomatoes...

ADG

[stocktrader23]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What's in your ePassporte wallet?

[papill0n]

ok now for something even funnier go check out "sally's" site

[howardzinn]

Jesus fucking christ if you had any semblance of a basic education you would understand there is nothing socialist about Obama who helped the banks WHEN THEY CAME ASKING FOR HELP and helped the motor car industry WHEN THEY CAME TO HIM ASKING FOR HELP.

Fucking dumb asses. Not to mention the United States is STILL the worlds largest capitalistic democracy. If you want to see socialism go to Cuba where health care is free, even for the poor.

Don't go using big words lik socialism until you have a basic understanding of the fundamentals of political theory. You ignorant tea party fucks.

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

What's in your ePassporte wallet?

ADG

Originally Posted by stocktrader23

Chris Mallick raping and pillaging - what a concept (at least he brought his anal double dong that he bought for himself and his butt buddy Roger V)...

Of course I am only speaking metaphorically.

ADG

[howardzinn]

If you vote republican you are in one of three categories:
1) Religious nutjob and vote on social policy and jesus hanging with dinosaurs.
2) Obscenely rich and vote this way for tax cuts despite it bankrupting the government.
3) A complete dumbass who uses words like 'socialist' without taking the time the understand what they mean. Who watches Fox news as if it were based in reality.

You may be number 3.

[bhutocracy]

Originally Posted by epitome

Shouldn't you be busy trying to figure out how to hide your vegetables so the government doesn't take them from you?

hahahahahha.

[ottopottomouse]

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

You're like the female PastorSinALot.

Only more stupid and cheaper.

[adwank]

[Slappin Fish]

Originally Posted by SallyRand

GFY Rule No. 5:

"Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Supposedly hates regulations and big government, but hides behind the rule book at the first opportunity.

Typical hypocrite

[nico-t]

Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

[nico-t]

Are you a man?