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Old 09-14-2017, 03:56 PM   #1
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How to properly have sex on a sofa bed?

Anybody used to have sex on a sofa bed?



Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
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Anybody used to have sex on a sofa bed?



Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
Fuck sofas. I just move to the floor.
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Don't put the cart before the horse. After you trick a girl into coming within 10 feet of your couch, you can ask for some help.
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Fuck sofas. I just move to the floor.
On the rug guys! Love seats are good too just if she wants to sit on your face..
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Never sit or lay your partner at the center of the bar at the end of the sofa bed while you fuck them good, it bends easy and turns your bed into a U or V shape.

You see in the pic there's no support on the bar. Bends when you fuck hard in that center region at the end.

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I tried once a couple of decades ago and it was one of
the saddest fuck ever ...
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He who thinks one has to be in a bed to fuck has never fucked.
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Don't put the cart before the horse. After you trick a girl into coming within 10 feet of your couch, you can ask for some help.
It is not the help I need, I is the natural mood killer of "hey, lets stop, open the sofa and then put the bedding on"
As opposed to sofa + actual bed combo when you simply take her or lead her from the sofa to the already made bed.
It simply ruins the natural flow
Some not so stud people even may lose erection during that time, lol.
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On the rug guys! Love seats are good too just if she wants to sit on your face..
I dislike rugs (plus it is extra work to clean them), all my floors are hard.
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Honestly my advice to anyone with a pullout bed is this: The frame is weak and the padding is thin, only use it to sleep, never for a good fuck. A blowjob yeah, nothing else. I went through 3 pads & 2 frames in a year, then I finally learned the wisdom I'm now passing on to you
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It is not the help I need, I is the natural mood killer of "hey, lets stop, open the sofa and then put the bedding on"
As opposed to sofa + actual bed combo when you simply take her or lead her from the sofa to the already made bed.
It simply ruins the natural flow
Some not so stud people even may lose erection during that time, lol.
There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
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The same way you have sex on a normal bed.
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There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
Well this is all good and I know that you can have sex on a sofa. I am just used to have it on the bed.
Two things: it is more ccomfortable on the bed + if you have it on the sofa her or your bodily fluids often "ruins" the sofa. For those 2 reasons I always went for the bed.

As for:
"Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

Well that was the main point of the thread (not that you should phrase it like that, but even if you are cool about it), preparing sofa bed is an obstacle...
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The same way you have sex on a normal bed.
If you read the thread you would know that the issue is not having sex on it, but transitioning from when you sit on the sofa part to opening it up and making a bed. Mood killer.
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Convertible sofas suck. They are not made for regular sleeping. I had one that I used to sleep on every night and the mattres got fucked after a few months.
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Well this is all good and I know that you can have sex on a sofa. I am just used to have it on the bed.
Two things: it is more ccomfortable on the bed + if you have it on the sofa her or your bodily fluids often "ruins" the sofa. For those 2 reasons I always went for the bed.

As for:
"Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

Well that was the main point of the thread (not that you should phrase it like that, but even if you are cool about it), preparing sofa bed is an obstacle...
My point was... if you really like fucking then you'll fuck her on a pile of rocks if necessary.
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There is no need for natural flow if you love to fuck.

Although saying, "Excuse me while I prepare the sofa bed" may kill any moisture between her legs.

But here's how you properly fuck on a sofa bed.

You grab her by the throat, gently but with enough angst to seem dangerous and push her down to the sofa. Who cares about a bed? Pin her feet behind her ears and squat fuck her until she's a puddle of goo. For some extra leverage, plant one foot on the floor so you can really do some plowing. Give about 3 inches for a while to tease her, then surprise her with the other 4. She'll never know when it's coming, which makes it like a little game. Look her in the eye until he can't take the railing she's getting anymore. Then to break the tension you say "Am I doing this right?"

She'll get a nice laugh from that, if you can actually do the things I just described and have a 7 inch dick.

She just got some laughs and dick. Two things every girl loves. You'll be picking her up from the airport and going to weddings with her soon after that if you don't watch yourself.
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Convertible sofas suck. They are not made for regular sleeping. I had one that I used to sleep on every night and the mattres got fucked after a few months.
For sure, nobody would buy real beds if sofa beds were as good
The sofa function is inferior as well, since it has to be a sleeping function, the sofa is pretty hard. Not as actual sofas that are soft and comfy, sofa bed's sofa function is pretty stiff.

Do not buy sofa bed if you don't have to due to limited space.
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I prefer regular king-size bed for this pleasant activity.
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If you read the thread you would know that the issue is not having sex on it, but transitioning from when you sit on the sofa part to opening it up and making a bed. Mood killer.
You can't have any sort of meaningful fuck on a sofabed without wrecking it quickly.

You can get maybe 10-15 fucks before the matress starts flattening from the combination of sweat & heat and compress the mattress at the pressure points where the mattress hits the support bars. Please, fuck on it. Wreck it then come complain
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Do it on the floor doggie style. why mess up the sheets lol
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The creation of this thread is proof no one is going to be getting fucked properly.
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Do it on the floor doggie style. why mess up the sheets lol
I do not care about messing up the sheets. Although I care about messing up the sofa if I am not using sheets.
And non natural flow of putting on the sheets while transitioning from sofa position is the core issue of this thread
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So you can't afford a bed and you have to scavenger for mushrooms to keep from starving. WTF man.
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Bed is the most dangerous piece of furniture, over 80% of people die in a bed. The dining table is more convenient for a hard fuck.
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It is due to the size of the studio:

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Do not buy sofa bed if you don't have to due to limited space.
But you can now tell taht I can not afford more than a studio

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Now I wanna get a sofa bed, because how quickly you think that bitch's panties will drop when you whisper in her ear "I hope you don't mind that my couch pulls out, because I don't."
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Actually, I think a sofa bed could be really cool.

After you shit the bed during the night, just fold it up back into the sofa, and viola! No cleanup needed

Plus any guests you may have can play a fun game of locate the smell

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Living in a studio with it for a while, it is pretty annoying logistically:

You have it as sofa, chill on it etc. Then you stop all the action - open it as a bed. Would be no biggies, but if you don't put up any bedding on it, it may get damaged by body fluids etc.

So imagine the situation: getting it on on the sofa, then yo usay - wait, lets open it up and put up all the bedding etc

Anybody have experience on sofa bed love making?
With or without a girl?
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just buy a new sofa each time

it can't be that often ;p
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