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Old 02-23-2018, 01:22 PM   #1
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Plans for the weekend? (In Memoriam: Scott McD)

I'm still warming up a shy, lush haitian college girl but I will probably get smashed and end up calling a fugly, milky booty call that gives mean head ... the kind of mare that repels you the nanosecond you've unloaded your sperm.

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You're GFY's own Ralph Waldo Emerson, LookChang ...
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Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one.

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You're GFY's own Ralph Waldo Emerson, LookChang ...
I love your posts and your culture, Captain, and I thank you for this flattering comparison but I see myself rather as a fervent atheist with modest intellectual abilities and a certain reliance on wine, beer and vaginal secretions...
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you´ll never have fun in life if you don´t get your big boy panties on & jump in the deep end
Blame the woman for being shallow, not man. After all, fat girl will always find bf no matter what, while fat boy wont have a choice but either to lost weight or swim on dry.
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I love your posts and your culture, Captain, and I thank you for this flattering comparison but I see myself rather as a fervent atheist with modest intellectual abilities and a certain reliance on wine, beer and vaginal secretions...
Paradoxically, Emerson inspired one of the most furious atheists of the eighteen century: Friedrich Nietzsche.
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