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10-19-2018, 11:55 AM | #1 |
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American MegaMillions lottery reaches over $1 BILLION!
Who here has bought a ticket to win the drawing tonight? |
10-19-2018, 12:06 PM | #2 |
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Mine......
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10-19-2018, 12:23 PM | #4 |
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I got my tickets.
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10-19-2018, 12:44 PM | #5 |
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What's the first thing you would do if you win?
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10-19-2018, 05:51 PM | #6 |
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Someone could buy every possibility and still come out ahead?
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10-19-2018, 05:55 PM | #7 |
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First, I will donate 10% to my church. Second, I will donate 1 million to each of my friends. Last, I will help needy and poor people while living a healthy and modest life.
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10-19-2018, 06:06 PM | #9 |
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I wish you luck. You have great intentions for the world. If I win I'll give you a million dollars. You deserve a better life
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10-19-2018, 06:07 PM | #10 |
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I got my tix! I had to talk myself out of wasting $100.
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10-19-2018, 06:12 PM | #12 |
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I'd hire about 10,000 trolls to counter facebook, twitter and just for the hell of it, you.
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10-19-2018, 06:15 PM | #13 |
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I would do the opposite and leave FB, twitter, and here and live a happy life without the drama.
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10-19-2018, 07:06 PM | #14 |
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Sorry guys but i will win tonight, i brought 302,575,350 tickets
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10-19-2018, 07:09 PM | #15 |
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10-19-2018, 08:05 PM | #17 |
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I would do all of that benevolent, saintly stuff to help people in need. But I would also be in my yacht jacuzzi getting gangbanged by Brazilian strippers.
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10-19-2018, 08:19 PM | #18 |
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Let's say you win. Let's say you take home $500 mil after taxes and whatnot. Let's say you cash out $5 mil for a spending spree. You buy a house, car, land, marry the love of your life. Out of that $5 mil, you should still have more than enough cash to live on for a year.
So that leaves you with $495 mil. You could put that into 12 month CDs. At the current interest rates, you'd be earning about $1.2 million per year out of thin air from interest, or roughly $100k per month. I don't know about you, but I could live quite comfortably on that. Keep doing that year after year, and you'd never need to touch that $495 mil. Let's say you just can't manage to spend $100k per month. Fine. Add whatever leftover cash to your $495 mil in CDs and watch the total compound and your yearly interest earnings increase. I don't know how well this would actually work in the real world. But it seems good on paper. Good luck to y'all.
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10-19-2018, 08:21 PM | #19 | |
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Prenup, of course. You can afford a good lawyer.
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And I say invest it because even with that kind of money, you can still spend beyond your means and end up broke. And past lottery winners have done exactly that. I heard about one big lottery winner who went from living in a mansion to living in a shipping container.
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10-19-2018, 08:31 PM | #23 |
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Well fuck! I didn't win.. I won $8 but looks like I have to finish my work tonight.
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Jim Hayes won the jackpot of a lifetime and spent big on Lamborghinis and Vegas gambling trips. Then his life went south and he turned to crime. https://www.thedailybeast.com/he-won...-a-bank-robber
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10-19-2018, 09:21 PM | #26 |
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I wait to check the numbers until the next day.
What states were the winners in, if their were winners? Over $1.6 Billion Tuesday if no winners today!!! |
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Can't find any word on whether there was a winner. The only thing the site says is "pending" so maybe they don't even know themselves. But with the volume of tickets sold, surely there had to a winner. It'll be news for sure.
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10-19-2018, 09:28 PM | #28 |
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This is why I don't check until the next day
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10-19-2018, 09:47 PM | #29 |
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Ok I just checked Mega Millions ticket sold in California matches five of the six numbers
I haven't checked my numbers Going to sleep |
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As i didn't win the jackpot is now 1.6 billion
According to an online artical the winner, if there is one would take home around 940 million $ less state tax..... Not too shabby ?
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10-20-2018, 07:26 AM | #32 |
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10-20-2018, 07:43 AM | #33 |
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10-20-2018, 08:49 AM | #34 |
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10-20-2018, 10:46 AM | #35 |
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instant 1B!!!
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10-20-2018, 11:07 AM | #37 |
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Nobody won the big jackpot so it goes to $1.6 Billion for Tuesday's drawing.
If you take the one-time cash option you will receive nearly $905 million instant cash! |