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celandina · 05-04-2019, 08:33 AM

Somewhere in the hillbilly part of America, a man is being tried for fornicating with a goat....

Judge: " So Billy Bob, what happened after you finshed fornicating with the goat?"

Billy Bob: "Yo honor, the goat turned its head and licked ma balls"

Jury foreman ( leans to a juror next to him and whispers): " A good goat will do that for ya"

crockett · 05-04-2019, 12:43 PM

OP I got another funny one....

'Bill Barr Is So Far Up Trump’s Ass He Bumped Into Hannity’

Bill Maher

Fucked up huh?

crockett · 05-04-2019, 12:43 PM

Bosa · 05-04-2019, 07:47 PM

Bosa · 05-04-2019, 08:40 PM

Bosa · 05-04-2019, 08:42 PM

Bosa · 05-04-2019, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

OP I got another funny one....

'Bill Barr Is So Far Up Trump’s Ass He Bumped Into Hannity’

Bill Maher

Fucked up huh?

Spunky · 05-04-2019, 10:02 PM

Why is Mr Pheer such a homo?

Because he loves the Mandingo cock

Spunky · 05-04-2019, 10:53 PM

What does Mr Pheer say when he squeals like a piglet ?
Give me more of that Mandingo cock!

lovebitch · 05-05-2019, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

This one is going to trigger whole youtube community

brassmonkey · 05-05-2019, 12:59 AM

How do you circumcise a backwoods redneck?

Kick his sister in the chin!

Tjeezers · 05-06-2019, 02:35 AM

this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

brassmonkey · 05-06-2019, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers_Brokerbabe

this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

saw another racist one

on the racist place
what do you get when you mix a mexican with a white?

a wet cracker

CurrentlySober · 05-06-2019, 03:09 AM

Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'

brassmonkey · 05-06-2019, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'

escorpio · 05-06-2019, 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers_Brokerbabe

this thread was awesome till the moment these Trump and Political Idiots had to highjack it again, they will not allow us to have some fun, they need to force themselves in every thread, pure pathetic.

They're mentally ill. TDS is real.

escorpio · 05-06-2019, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Man calls up his boss and says - I'm not coming in today boss, I'm sick'

Being known for tardiness, the boss asks him 'Sick?' Yeah I'm sick replies the guy'...

OK says the boss Just Exactly HOW sick are you?'

Guy replies 'Well, I'm in bed with my 9 year old daughter and I'm fucking her up the ass. I'm having such a good time, I ain't coming into work! That sick enough for yah?'

Winner!!

escorpio · 05-21-2019, 08:35 AM

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him..

05-04-2019, 12:43 PM	#52
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 74,434	OP I got another funny one.... 'Bill Barr Is So Far Up Trump’s Ass He Bumped Into Hannity’ Bill Maher Fucked up huh? __________________ "If Israelis don't want to be accused of being like the Nazis, they simply need to stop behaving like Nazis." - Norman Finkelstein

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